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Song Parodies -> "Steady Eddie"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Steady Eddie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

#22 in the series. Another idea brought to you by MATTHIAS, thanks again, man. This is all about Eddie, that annoying, salesman-ish computer on the Heart of Gold. Won't he just shut up?
Steady Eddie, you’re pleased as punch
That thermo-nu-cle-ar’s for lunch
That thermo-nu-cle-ar’s for LUNCH
Steady Eddie, oh, we played a hunch

Steady Eddie, you broke the ship,
You hung us out to make some tea,
Steady Eddie, oh, you broke the ship

You cheery jerk, the crew is waiting, you they’re hating
You’re great idea to turn on man-u-al
Steady Eddie, that annoying, cloying voice, Steady Eddie.
Just shut yer TRAP
The crew is angry, just at you,
The crew is angry, just at you,
Steady Eddie.
Oh, go Zark the Off

Steady Eddie,
You'll get us killed
However nice you try to be
You dumb device, shut up now PLEASE
Steady Eddie,
Oh, you'll get us killed

He gives you happy, dumb, advice just ‘cause that’s how he’s programmed
Just a button to turn off all his crap
Steady Eddie, he’s the super-duper-pooper of computers, most of all.

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Peter Andersson - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Come to think about it, in a way Douglas Adams kinda invented computer spam and/or the Microsoft Helpdesk ten years before home computers even existed.
Matthias - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Agree with Peter on this one. Eddie is kind of like the Clippy of Microsoft Word if Clippy could talk... In an annoying sing-song far too happy voice. I'm happy that both of my ideas that I gave you came out so well. It's just swell guys!

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