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Song Parodies -> "I'm Mitt Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Mitt Romney"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

Parody was written for entertainment purposes only and does not represent the actual opinion of this author or this website. Some details are loosely based on research done on www.politifact.com, VERY LOOSELY. Most details were exaggerated or taken out of context to support my agenda, which is 'be funny'. Enjoy everyone.
Obama’s running again
He’ll smile widely and then
Promise us changes, but when?
His campaign doesn’t say

We’re still wrapped up in Iraq
Employment’s not coming back
Oh did I mention, he’s black?
Wait, that’s what won his way

Drugs, sometimes does them
Welfare kinda loves him
And he’s kind of Muslim
Prob’ly an under-cover Russian

It’s time to change back
While things are rocky
I’ll get supporters
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

It can’t be cheating
If you COPY
I’ll try with Health Care
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

Ron, Rick or Newtrich?
Nope, only got me
Get on this wagon
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

I’ll always stay afloat
flippy, FLOPPY
It sure beats sinking
Swim with Mitt Romney


The country’s still a divide
Repeal Bush tax cuts, he lied
On gays he just can’t decide
The skies are looking gray

Won’t help with Russia’s Alert
(Or) double Peace Corps’ growth spurt
Or double cancer research
Or close Guantan-mo Bay

He will enslave us
But wait, I will save us
I’ll make claims outrageous
Getting more lobbyists who pay us

Though my conviction
Is kinda choppy
I have good diction
Not Bush, Mitt Romney

Road to the White House
Gets you SLOPPY
I’m throwing mud now
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

It’s like a hotel
Check in through lobbies
Obama did it
And me, Mitt Romney

‘Bom’s threatening the Free-
Econ-O-MY
But I won’t do that
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

And soon a Mormon will arrive
Obama’s so mad
Obama’s so mad
Obama’s so, so mad

I’ll get me multiple first-wives
Obama’s so mad
I know he’s so mad
Obama’s so, so mad


And in his past, he’d
Smoke some POT LEAF
I’d never do that
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

Hey, check the poll count
My lead is Godly
Each day it flip-flops
Like me, Mitt Romney

O-bama is annoyed
He can’t STOP ME
With all his funding
‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

He changed his mind about gay rights
He makes me so mad
He makes me so mad
He makes me so, so mad

Won’t get elected ‘cause I’m white
It makes me so mad
Obama knows that

‘Cause I’m Mitt Romney

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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