Song Parodies -> Yu-gi-Poke-Dragon-Pika-Mother-F***in-Headaches
| Original Song Title: | "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" |
| Original Performer: | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) |
| Parody Song Title: | "Yu-gi-Poke-Dragon-Pika-Mother-F***in-Headaches" |
| Parody Written by: | 2nz |
Pardon my language, but it had to be done to express my feelings on the situation. You can insert as many bleep sounds as you want. That's actually what I was planning if this ever gets recorded.
Buy japa-japa-japa buy Japanese
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buncha screamin' kids are causin' uncle-f***in' earthquakes
Buying every stupid f***in' thinger that Japan makes
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buy japa-japa-japa buy Japanese
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
The story arc will never change, so here's the hero's job
He fights some ultra-super-mega monster, call him Bob
At some point he will surely die from Bob's next big attack
But then he calls a magic thing while lights flash in the back
It's-
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
All these stupid morning shows, they're ruining my bran flakes
Gotta catch 'em all to make some pika-chewy milk-shakes
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buy japa-japa-japa buy Japanese
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
I cannot watch these shows despite the dubbing that we botch
Remember old Godzilla, at least he was fun to watch
If I see one more morning show-based card game that you buy
I'll po-ke ev'ry character in each gigantic eye
Yo-
Dragon-po-ke-pi-Yu-gi-ka-mother-f***in' headaches
Networks heads it's time to pay for all your ani-mistakes
(All could be forgiven if you show the censor outtakes)
Yu-po-dragon-gi-ke-pika-mother-f***in'
HEADACHES
(OUTTAKES)
I warm my seat and watch as Mickey and Bugs Bunny play
I'm feeding off their silly antics till I'm old and grey
But marketers and Cartoon Network had some other plans
Keep throwing dragon ballz at kids until they're loyal fans
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buncha screamin' kids are causin' uncle-f***in' earthquakes
Buying every stupid f***in' thinger that Japan makes
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buy japa-japa-japa buy Japanese
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
The story arc will never change, so here's the hero's job
He fights some ultra-super-mega monster, call him Bob
At some point he will surely die from Bob's next big attack
But then he calls a magic thing while lights flash in the back
It's-
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
All these stupid morning shows, they're ruining my bran flakes
Gotta catch 'em all to make some pika-chewy milk-shakes
Yu-gi-po-ke-dragon-pika-mother-f***in' headaches
Buy japa-japa-japa buy Japanese
Buy japa-japa-japa buy more a' these
I cannot watch these shows despite the dubbing that we botch
Remember old Godzilla, at least he was fun to watch
If I see one more morning show-based card game that you buy
I'll po-ke ev'ry character in each gigantic eye
Yo-
Dragon-po-ke-pi-Yu-gi-ka-mother-f***in' headaches
Networks heads it's time to pay for all your ani-mistakes
(All could be forgiven if you show the censor outtakes)
Yu-po-dragon-gi-ke-pika-mother-f***in'
HEADACHES
(OUTTAKES)
I warm my seat and watch as Mickey and Bugs Bunny play
I'm feeding off their silly antics till I'm old and grey
But marketers and Cartoon Network had some other plans
Keep throwing dragon ballz at kids until they're loyal fans
I thought of this a while ago, but I wasn't happy with it originally, so it lay on the cutting room floor for at least three or four months, which is weird because I don't have a cutting room, and what a nice run-on sentance it was.
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GREAT job, 2nz. I have 4 nephews, and they fall for every single stupid card game that comes out. It's insane. If I had a dollar for every card they have, I could retire. And I'm not exaggerating either! First it was Pokemon, then Digimon, then Dragonball Z, now Yugio. It's completely out of control...
Loved it, 5's across
My favorite line: "He fights some ultra-super-mega monster, call him Bob"
I loved this one.. Complete genius and five's all around! Great job!!
funny concept....5s
I suck dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I, too, was taken in by the whole Pokemon phenomenon (being a fan of Japanese popular culture in general), but I eventually realized it was a bit too juvenile for my tastes. I still enjoy playing the Gameboy/GBC/GBA Pokemon games, though. Anyway, this parody's got impeccable pacing and made me laugh out loud several times. Three fives!
Thank you AKA, DR, JD, Frankie Figs, alvin 'rocky' rhodes, umm... me (Hiding behind a name that you didn't even think up shows real creativity), and thanks OTT (yeah, you know me). After the crash, I enjoyed several weeks of no one's guy. Alas, that time is over now.
Mangariffic! Alert me at once when this has been recorded! (you should put the music to an epilepsy-stimulating visual of vivid primary colours flashing wildly)
Oh yeah. I can relate. My stepson is a serious anime-head.
Anime kinda lost me after "Battle of the Planets" and "Star Blazers". Nice one.
I can't watch this stuff for more than a minute without getting a headache!! Well done...555
How big of a loser do you have to be to leave ones and a mean comment on a song that rips on Pokemon? Just wondering...
Nice parody, perfect score. The only Japanese entertainment I watch is professional table tennis. But when I see anime or those Yugioh cards, I just wanna gag!
Sorry I'm late on this 2nz...fabulous as usual! 5s...
damn. i wish i wrote that...good job
(ABC-Y) I hate Pukey-mon but love your parody.
(ABC) Very good parody, although I can't tell one character from the next. 5's
I'm baaaack, just like the time when whats-his-face was thought to be dead after the colossal battle with super-ultra-uberwhatshisface but was actually saved by the amuletgemstar powder. Still funny as hell, 2nz!
(ABC) Good stuff
What Mari said.
Missed this first time around - excellent, 2nz, I can really relate to the annoyance factor :-)
(ABC) See above, Toonz-San.
Well done!
(ABC) excellent - ani-mistakes - LOL! - and hear hear! - 555
I think the newest thing is Bayblades (spelling?), at least that was what my sisters annoying 7 year old kid thought was the funniest thing on earth when we met at Christmas. Well, at least he was able to sit still up until the first commercial...
But I like Japan stuff!
Straight fives for making me blast Dr Pepper out my nose. That's f***in' good s**t.
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