(intro breakdown speaking part. Music starts half-way through)
Whaddaya mean there's a new Matrix Movie? Neo's invincible
and it's boring. Oh, he bleeds when he blocks a sword, huh?
Most people would lose at least a finger in that transaction. Neo
gets to fight those two ghost men right? Whaddaya mean NO!?!
Then who does he fight? Tons of Smiths? TONS OF SMITHS!?!
Well, there's tons of CG so no one will notices any of this right?
Good.

(Main song)
Someone kill this guy
Kill this Neo guy

Someone kill this guy
Kill this Neo guy

All around this world Zion's humbled for me.
I need some time to get laid. (He's so horny)
I puts up my hand, bullets stop when they see.
Zion starts the show, with a ten-minute porno. (Look nipples)

I just cannot die. (Oh, what the hell oh what the hell?)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?

I just cannot die. (Oh, what the hell should I try don't know why?)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?

(Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... No that wouldn't work.)
Someone kill this guy. (But he don't die)
Kill this Neo guy. (But he can fly)
Kill this Neo guy.

Smith is still a danger, I freed him, whoopsie. (you did?)
That whole scene with millions of him made from CG. (Woah) <--
Fights just wouldn't end. I'd get bored and fly away. (I know)
All the fight scenes do, is prove I still know kung fu.

I just cannot die.(hiya, hiya, hiya, kung fu guy.)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?

I just cannot die. (Like a birdie, I can fly, I don't die.)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Those two ghost guys just exploded?

I just can not die. (Someone kill this guy)
(abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)
(abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)

I just can not die. (Kill this Neo guy)
(abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)
(I'll try, abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)

(harder rock section)
Not enough time spent with Naomi.
She only kicks one time in this whole movie.
Why did they change Tank for this dude Link.
Is his love story really so interesting?
Who's this young guy who worships the one?
This movie apparently leaves out a ton.
Someone kill this guy. (But he can fly)
Kill this Neo guy.

(regular song again)
Searching for my girl. Saw her fall in a dream.
The oracle should know why. (white hallway)
And her bodyguard's much cooler than me. (He's phat)
It's causality, the theme of Merovingi'.

I just cannot die. (Like a birdie, I can fly, I don't die.)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded? (With bad songs)

I just cannot die. (Hiya, hiya, hiya, kung fu guy.)
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?
Have you seen Matrix Reloaded?

I just can not die. (Someone kill this guy)
(abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)
(athis, athis, athis, athis, a song's too long)

I just can not die. (Kill this Neo guy)
(abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong)
(I'll try, abut, abut, abut, abut, a he's too strong) (woah) <---

I want to say that you know that I just cannot die
If I'm gonna lose a fight I just run away and fly
"To be concluded": How the movie says good-bye

(Refrain)
(At this point you can mix in your own other speaking guy lines. Just end in 'high', or 'die' or 'fly' or something.)