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Song Parodies -> "Ghosts and Ghouls Again"

Original Song Title:

"Won't Get Fooled Again"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Ghosts and Ghouls Again"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"Dangerous? Nah, must be your paranoia actin' up again. This place is as cozy and safe as a coffin" - QFG: Shadows of Darkness
We'll be out to trick or treat
With other children on our street
All our molars and our K9s will be doomed
Take the toilet rolls and shoot
At the man who gives us fruit
And the old hag with no treats gets full-mooned

Come spook and scare in a kids institution
Door to door for a sweet contribution
It's all free for the freaks roaming town
We'll take on your blackest cat
Help us kids get fat
Better dust off that welcome mat
For ghosts and ghouls again

The rain, it had to come
My hands are feeling numb
There's a home-made costume plastered to... my chest
But my hair will still look good
Thanks to my home-made hood
'Cause bad weather cannot stop my sugar-fest

Come spook and scare in a kids institution
(where) Apples try caramel prostitution
Wait all year, then this day comes around
Long before the New Year's stay
And Thanksgiving Day
Before the fat man flies his sleigh
It's ghosts and ghouls again
Ho, ho!

(I said BEFORE the fat man flies his sleigh!)

I move my stash as it goes to my head
If I happen to still look half undead
I'll steal all his candy and smile at this guy
Though my own Hollows Eve disguise never lies
Spook ya?

There's no one in the street
Looks any spookier to me
Than a guy without a costume or a job
He is almost 44
But he still goes door to door
Now our shaving cream has trapped him in a blob

Come spook and scare in a kids institution
Graveyard shift's looking for retribution
Hollow's Eve, when the dead come around
Pick a pillow-case and trick
So much you'll get sick
Better get on the move, but quick
It's ghosts and ghouls again
Oh, yeah!


Meet the neighbors
Grab lotsa favors
Happy Halloween

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Stuart McArthur - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
caramel prostitution - yeah gimme some of that - great work 2nz - 555
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Do you want 555s with that?
Adagio - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but good reading. I also liked the line..."where) Apples try caramel prostitution".
Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, cute, and......SPOO-KAY!
Rick D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Very cool and timely idea.
Meriadoc - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That was excellent! Especially the third line.
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Yet another classy halloween parody...555
2nz - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks S McA, K1chyd, Ad, JD, RD, Md and Kristof, son of Robert

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