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Song Parodies -> "There's a Buring when you Fart"

Original Song Title:

"You Are a Tourist"

Original Performer:

Death Cab for Cutie

Parody Song Title:

"There's a Buring when you Fart"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Can't go wrong with a good fart parody. Enjoy everyone. I've been wanting to write this one for a few months now
This… party… is… farty…
This… colon… is… swollen…
This… booty’s… on… duty…
This… anus… is… heinous…

When there's a burning when you fart
A rumbly churning when you fart
It feels bigger than your buns
Let it grow, till it blows
When there's a burning when you fart
Don't poo your pants

This… rump-y… is… grumpy…

When there's some grout in your behind
A cause of stinking all the time
Making whites into browns
Wrecking towns, with its sounds
Just let it OUT of your behind

When there's a burning when you fart
And your butt might burst apart
Yes, there’s something to fear
And it’s here, in your rear
Fresh flowers turning when you fart

So if your tummy’s feeling porous, and your bowel starts a chorus
It's time to GO
There's no signs of constipation
Because when you find yourself a-spillin’ and your underwear’s a-fillin’
It's not a pee.. (eeeewwwww…)
That sometimes the best intestines turn to mass destruction weapons
You’d better flee
This foe below me

This… pooping… needs… scooping….
When there's a burning when you fart

And sometimes your best suspenders, are in need of some defenders

When you’re playing your butt-flute
And it’s timing is acute

When you’re trumpeting so loud
All your friends have disavowed

“You should get your throne, it’s ringing”
Copyright 2013+ Glen Stollberger

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Jeff Reuben - February 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Strong start with the rhyming :) I love the quick rhymes throughout (rumpy/grumpy, etc)
GLen S - February 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks for the support Jeff. :c) The quick rhymes were fun to think up.
Old Man Ribber - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Dare I say it? This is a GAS! ;D
Abbott Skelding - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of potty humor parodies...and I think this is the textbook definition of one. Nice work!
Peter Andersson - March 24, 2013 - Report this comment
Hot on the heels... ehh... on everyone else, so to say, I too support this song, if not the subject.
bobpiecheese - March 29, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) As poo parodies go, this was pretty good. I got a bit lost on the "chorus", though I guess that's because my mind wandered for a brief second and forgot where I was. 555 bog rolls!
Blaydeman - April 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm not a huge fan of fart humor, but there's no denying this is expertly written. I mean, "This… anus… is… heinous…" c'mon! Genius!

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