This… party… is… farty…
This… colon… is… swollen…
This… booty’s… on… duty…
This… anus… is… heinous…

When there's a burning when you fart
A rumbly churning when you fart
It feels bigger than your buns
Let it grow, till it blows
When there's a burning when you fart
Don't poo your pants

This… rump-y… is… grumpy…

When there's some grout in your behind
A cause of stinking all the time
Making whites into browns
Wrecking towns, with its sounds
Just let it OUT of your behind

When there's a burning when you fart
And your butt might burst apart
Yes, there’s something to fear
And it’s here, in your rear
Fresh flowers turning when you fart

So if your tummy’s feeling porous, and your bowel starts a chorus
It's time to GO
There's no signs of constipation
And it’s time, EVACUATION BURRITO
Because when you find yourself a-spillin’ and your underwear’s a-fillin’
It's not a pee.. (eeeewwwww…)
That sometimes the best intestines turn to mass destruction weapons
You’d better flee
This foe below me

This… pooping… needs… scooping….
This…
When there's a burning when you fart



[OUTTAKES]
And sometimes your best suspenders, are in need of some defenders

When you’re playing your butt-flute
And it’s timing is acute

When you’re trumpeting so loud
All your friends have disavowed

“You should get your throne, it’s ringing”