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Song Parodies -> "Fight With Your Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Good Riddance (Time of your life)"

Original Performer:

Green Day

Parody Song Title:

"Fight With Your Wife"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

"...and the lord looked down upon the earth in absence of any Green Day parodies. And so every being he created was drawn to write a parody to Good Riddance, it being the shortest well-known song." -I'm not sure but probably somewhere in the old testament. Just doing god's will :r.
Another broken joint,
A fork stuck in the nose.
She holds you by the wrist
and stomps on your big toes

Just make the best she'll get arrested if you die
You tried to stop her but you just wasted your time

She's something unpredictable,
your face is such a sight.
I know you had a fight with your wife.

She tore your photographs
that famous people signed
Broke your laser pointer,
Now your going blind.

That bitch was cheating on you with a guy named Kyle.
And know what's worse is she said it's not your child.

She's something unpredictable,
your life right now it bites
I know you had a fight with your wife.

There's something else that you should know,
my name is Kyle Bright.
And I'm the one who slept with your wife.

I hope when you've recovered more,
your jacket isn't white.
You'll try and make things right with my wife.
And so you see you are all drawn to parody this song, even if you already did.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 18

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   3
 5   15

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Rick Duncan - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Welcome new guy. I like this one.
2nz - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments Rick. Usually I say something witty here but I'm really tired so you must excuse me for about two days. I'm really new and trying to give feed-back to other people as much as I can so look for my reviews soon. Not for two days at least, but soon...
AussieBullDog - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Echoing what Rick said - good job with this one.
Sarah Swanson - January 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice-o I-o like-o it-o~ theres a little of my Spanish for you it translates - nice, I like it.
2nz - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hell-o Sarah, and thank you. Maybe next post we can talk in horrible fake asian person accents. I would reary, reary, rike to. I'm probably never going to send in anything that racist again though, some dork might think I'm serious about it.
Rick D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I called you new guy on this, and you're now up to 25. You can post a bio. You've made a dent, young guy.
Rick D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
By the way, this song works very well when you perform it. It's very easy, although it begs for the string section.
2nz - February 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, but it can do without. Now all I gotta do is learn guitar, right? I was browsing through and really, less then half the songs I've done are worth the time to record. Know any bands in the NY area?
totallyevil - September 18, 2005 - Report this comment
i'd write a better comment, but i'm too busy laughing my lungs out dude!!!!!!
Mest up minds - November 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Boo that suck the air down the drain
Matthias - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
(Ages 2) Pretty violent stuff here 2nz, but also pretty funny. For an old one by you, it's a lot better than my old ones, especially since there's a lot of humor in this that I really liked. For example the laser pointer going blind thing got to me, because back in Middle School they always told the students to not shine laser pointers into people's eyes...
Wolverine - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
(Ages) As Matthias said, violent, but kinda depressing. Not only getting your @$$ kicked by your wife, but getting visited by the dude she's messin' around with. That's gotta hurt!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - December 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Ages) Wow, this one came outta the vault! Over 5 years old. Vintage. The opening verse was hilarious. Great job with so few lyrics to work with.
Arwen - December 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Ages--I never realized how few lyrics this song actually has, 2nz...but I agree with Luke...nice work with what there is. I don't think I'd ever read this, so I'm glad you brought it out for the contest...I do feel sorry for the guy though.
EmiLoca - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(Ages) What a terrific first song, "new guy"! Hilarious word-subs and consistent laughs make this one a bit of a short/mighty Napoleon this round.
bobpiecheese - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Ages) Holy hell, 2003?! This is old. Still better than most of my first efforts though. The last line kinda threw me off, but the rest was solid. 555!
Agrimorfee - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
"Jacket not white" threw me off too, but this was a solid funny otherwise, esp. with the introduction of Kyle Bright!
tomario - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(ages) dam that is harsh! she sounds like my ex lol
Jeff Reuben - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I had to laugh when I saw Rick Duncan's "hello new guy" comment. Funny stuff here, I enjoyed it!
Melanie Lee - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Good stuff. On listening again, I notice that the second-to-last word grouping doesn't match the music. I think you confused the bridge with the chorus. Anyway, some good laughs and witty stuff here. 4-5-5.
Below Average Dave - January 07, 2009 - Report this comment
(Ages) Ah I remember when I parodied this song, it's a fun OS, and love the idea you had with it, this song tends to lead to romance, and it's hard to work with because it is so short--even for a Green Day song, good job.

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