Another broken joint,
A fork stuck in the nose.
She holds you by the wrist
and stomps on your big toes

Just make the best she'll get arrested if you die
You tried to stop her but you just wasted your time

She's something unpredictable,
your face is such a sight.
I know you had a fight with your wife.

She tore your photographs
that famous people signed
Broke your laser pointer,
Now your going blind.

That bitch was cheating on you with a guy named Kyle.
And know what's worse is she said it's not your child.

She's something unpredictable,
your life right now it bites
I know you had a fight with your wife.

There's something else that you should know,
my name is Kyle Bright.
And I'm the one who slept with your wife.

I hope when you've recovered more,
your jacket isn't white.
You'll try and make things right with my wife.