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Song Parodies -> "Somebody Farted"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Get It Started"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Somebody Farted"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I'll be kinda shocked if I'm the first one to have this crappy idea. And hey, it's an equally crappy parody.
Somebody farted in here...

And the bung hole's runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin',
and stinkin' the stink, and skunkin' the skunk, and reekin' the reek, and funkin' the funk, and...

I can't see straight, someone sealed my fate, now, and a bomb was laid, let's ventilate.
We got one person who meant no disrespect, too late to correct detected funky effect.
Can't escape the stinky vapor, right off my funk-o-lator,
stank is on a butt-ered roll and none of us can escape 'er.
Between his butt-cheeks, I'll be pourin' concrete
Smellin' worse than old feet, I meet $hit creek
Sew a giant BUTT patch
Onto someone's BACK hatch
Please, sir, DO NOT LIGHT THAT MATCH

[Chorus:]

Damn, that's funky, slap a monkey, until it closes
Hold Noses!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? (Eww) WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.

Hear the howl, of someone's bowel
About to blast us all, and bein' fowl
Set the sights on, his colon's gunning
Don't think about it, man just get running
Get Lysol, stop odor
Plants wilt around it, melted the baking soda
Smelt and dealt and they're all denyin'
Grown men faint, little kids are cryin'
Still that smell means someone's lyin'
Whoever got the chili-onion-dog is supplyin'

[Chorus:]

Damn, that's reekin', I be freakin', just screw the others
Find Cover!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? (Arrgh) WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.

Keep stinkin' the stink, and skunkin' the skunk, and reekin' the reek, and funkin' the funk, and...

Yo that's fowl
Smells like poo-poo, oh (Awww)
Smells like poo-poo, in here
Like poo-poo, oh (Belch)
Smells like poo-poo, and rear
Like poo-poo, and (Awww)
Smells like poo-poo, in here
(Eww, eww, ewwww)

[Replacing the ya-yas there is an armpit-fart solo here]

Let's begin, drop the grin
Couldn't wait? Must learn to hold it in (I'm)
On my knees, can't stand the breeze
Ya'll test your will, at not cuttin' cheese (I'm)
Blinded by a silent danger, sentenced in a homemade, gaseous chamber
It's messy, I feel sick.
Ya'll can't see your hand 'cause the haze is too thick. (So)
Why has no one cracked a window, smell's so bad it makes your head slow

[Chorus:]

If your date's fun, then you rip one, let your head lower
Date's Over!!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.

Like poo-poo, oh (Arrrgh)
Like poo-poo, in here
Like poo-poo, oh (Belch)
Some poo-poo, and rear
Like poo-poo, and (EEWWW)
Some poo-poo, in here
(Eww, eww, ewwww)
(Arrgh, aww, oh, burp, eek, eww, f#$%, urp, arrgh,
belch, eww, umm, aww, belch, oh, burp)

[Another armpit-fart solo takes the place of the guy who keeps saying "runnin' runnin'", and trails off after the end]
It wasn't me
2004+ 2nz

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 61

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Jeff Reuben - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Have to admit, not hard for this one to get stuck in my head.
EmiLoca - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Fart parodies = the coolage. Brilliant, Mr. 2nz. 5-5-5
ethan - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
i know z100 did something like this but i've only heard a couple of lines of theirs so i don't know if this was better than theirs but i wouldn't doubt if it was
2nz - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff Reuuuuwwwben, EwwwmiLoca and Ewwwthan Mawyarrrgh. I think Jon Lovitz from 'The Critic' says it best: "It STINKS"
nicky - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
you stole my idea!
Arwen - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
2nzy...the original is, in my opinion, the most overplayed song of ALL time...and you can credit my adoration for you and you alone that I was willing to read this. It's quite worth it, darling...even if I do have the black eyed peas in my head now...=) Great job!
2nz - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping by, Arrrghwen. Sorry 'bout the OS in your head. nick, unless your real name is David Brody, that's gonna be a negatory. Apparently there was this guy named David Brody who wrote parodies for z100 in NYC and he came up with this take on the same OS. All I could find in terms of his version was an 11-second mp3 on the z100 website and not a trace of any printed lyrics, at least not anywhere on the internet. If anyone has a copy of the full song, I would really appreciate it. Either text or the mp3 will do.
Andrea Huckstep - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this is funny
MysteryGoat - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Punk, you took my idea. =)
John Jenkins - January 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good word play, 2nz.
2nz - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for stopping by Andreeewww Huckstep, MysteryGoat-Cheese and John... yeah, I guess 'John' works.
Erika - January 19, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is awesome! I heard another version on our local radio station a couple of days ago. It sounded like the Z100 version. The station had the whole recording though, not just the 11 second bit on the Z100 website. If anyone knows where I can get a download of this parody, please let me know.
Qaddosh - January 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Odd, that is the exact same lyrics to a song they play on KYIS 98.9 FM in my area.
Griffin - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, exact same lyrics, played on KYIS in Oklahoma City just earlier this afternoon. Hmm...
2nz - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Qaddosh and Griffin: When you say 'exact same lyrics', do you mean just the refrain, or the whole thing? I know others have done the same refrain so if I ever want to record this or make money with it, things could get interesting.

But if the whole, damn thing is a copy, then either I have (unknowingly) plagarised someone and should take this down, or someone has plagararised my version. If you could give me any more information about where, when and on what station you heard it, I'd really appreciate it.
Ash - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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Guy - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This really stinks but then fart parodies are suppossed to.
Scathe - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) ..............
Agrimorfee - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I never heard the OS, but reading this gave me a very good idea of what it was like. That's a sign of great parody writing. Funny as hell. And I haven't heard the Z100 song mentioned earlier, but I bet they didn't even match the more subtle lines, like "Blinded by a silent danger, sentenced in a homemade, gaseous chamber" :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I share Ag's fave quote, but this was packed full of beautifully written flatulent shenanigans.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
We were all a bit gassy after all that Chrismas food in december, right?
Hoof Hearted - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny! I can't stop laughing
Adagio - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS Hehehehehehe!
Claude Prez - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, you stole my idea! Not really; I've only heard the original once (I did like it though). So I at least have an idea how it goes; well done Tewwwwnz.
Rick D - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM 555
Adam Eccleshall - February 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, and not generally fond of toilet humour, although this was well written
Kristof Robertson - February 18, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, 2nz....but this was funny to read. Bravo!
Spaff.com - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Fave line: "Whoever got the chili-onion-dog is supplyin.'" Betcha THAT line's not in those other inferior versions.
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, this one certainly wasn't hal-farted... I mean half-hearted ;-) And in a bit of incredibly fortuitous timing, I've just heard the OS. Not that I know it well enough to tell if this is spot on, but it sure seems near enough.
Johnny D - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) AmiRight needs more super-pooper-duper fart parodies as good as this!
John Jenkins - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good wordplay, 2nz, particularly the "disrespect/correct/detected/effect" line.
Hoof Hearted - February 21, 2005 - Report this comment
It's still one of my favorites!
Ash - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I coulda sworn I SOTMed this... well, (SOTM) then!
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - hmm, it's funny - I quite like the sound of my OWN fart parodies - why is that? - naah, just kidding, this is great 2nz - 555
Tim Mayfield - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I smell 5's, did you do that?
MysteryGoat - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Like I posted before, I had though of making this parody but when I saw this one up I figured it's best not to have more than one. Good job!
Arwen - February 27, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--still hate the original, 2nz...still love you...=)
Ethan - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - I think i voted already... and i've always been a bit partial toward parodies of current songs.
bob - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
you are gay and i think that you eat farts
ein - March 26, 2005 - Report this comment
has this been recorded? my 6 year old heard "somebody farted in here" song on the radio and have been trying to find it for a month now. where can a I buy a MP3 version of this song? please advise, ein
DM Musix - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Malik Roberts: This is a really good song parody, Besides, WHO IN THE WORLD FARTED? Danny Awrich: THAT FARTING BASED PARODY IS VERY FUNNY! YOU SHOULD MAKE IT INTO A RECORDED PARODY!!!!
DM Music - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
We accidentally put our fake names in our last comment because we were a little drunk. The real name of Danny is Dan-E and Malik's real name is M (not the one from "The Wizard of Oz).
Lon Brown - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
fantastic job--so damn funny!!!!!!!!! If you appreciate bodily function songs, be sure to check out my version of Green Day's "On the Boulevard of Broken Dreams" changed to "The Only One That Makes My Butt Explode." You might really like my website at smashingrumpkin.com for other great songs
David Brody - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey all...This is David Brody. I STILL write the parodies for Z100...anyway, this is not my version of the song. I'd like to think mine is more cleverly written. Anyway, if you heard my version around the country it's because I also write for a parody company that syndicates our songs to radio stations everywhere so that they can have great parodies for you. We have a very talented staff there and great singers! I don't post lyrics or give my songs out. I write for a living and radio stations pay money to be exclusive so their competitor doesn't get the song emailed to them from a friend.
Amirighter - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Dave: Perhaps if you DID post your lyrics we could objectively say whether your take on this is "great" and/or "more cleverly written." But gee, wow, thanks for blessing us with your visit.
Lurker - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Dave - wow, a real life parody writer. I've heard your stuff, it sucks. You might want to think about hiring some people from this website - your company might even pay you more. Otherwise, you may want to keep your bosses away from amiright or you could soon be out of a job. God bless you and god bless America
bean dip - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
i just want your old parody of somebody fartd to mchammer, i think. wher can i get it?
David Brody - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Lurker....you are a douchebag with no taste or sense of humor apparently.
mmcm312 - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
One Word: Poooooooooooooooooooooooop!
Loafpincher - February 11, 2011 - Report this comment
This is amazing. I've always thought this song sounded like "somebody farter in here", and now it does! Win!

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