Somebody farted in here...

And the bung hole's runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin',
and stinkin' the stink, and skunkin' the skunk, and reekin' the reek, and funkin' the funk, and...

I can't see straight, someone sealed my fate, now, and a bomb was laid, let's ventilate.
We got one person who meant no disrespect, too late to correct detected funky effect.
Can't escape the stinky vapor, right off my funk-o-lator,
stank is on a butt-ered roll and none of us can escape 'er.
Between his butt-cheeks, I'll be pourin' concrete
Smellin' worse than old feet, I meet $hit creek
Sew a giant BUTT patch
Onto someone's BACK hatch
Please, sir, DO NOT LIGHT THAT MATCH

[Chorus:]

Damn, that's funky, slap a monkey, until it closes
Hold Noses!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? (Eww) WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.

Hear the howl, of someone's bowel
About to blast us all, and bein' fowl
Set the sights on, his colon's gunning
Don't think about it, man just get running
Get Lysol, stop odor
Plants wilt around it, melted the baking soda
Smelt and dealt and they're all denyin'
Grown men faint, little kids are cryin'
Still that smell means someone's lyin'
Whoever got the chili-onion-dog is supplyin'

[Chorus:]

Damn, that's reekin', I be freakin', just screw the others
Find Cover!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? (Arrgh) WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.

Keep stinkin' the stink, and skunkin' the skunk, and reekin' the reek, and funkin' the funk, and...

Yo that's fowl
Smells like poo-poo, oh (Awww)
Smells like poo-poo, in here
Like poo-poo, oh (Belch)
Smells like poo-poo, and rear
Like poo-poo, and (Awww)
Smells like poo-poo, in here
(Eww, eww, ewwww)

[Replacing the ya-yas there is an armpit-fart solo here]

Let's begin, drop the grin
Couldn't wait? Must learn to hold it in (I'm)
On my knees, can't stand the breeze
Ya'll test your will, at not cuttin' cheese (I'm)
Blinded by a silent danger, sentenced in a homemade, gaseous chamber
It's messy, I feel sick.
Ya'll can't see your hand 'cause the haze is too thick. (So)
Why has no one cracked a window, smell's so bad it makes your head slow

[Chorus:]

If your date's fun, then you rip one, let your head lower
Date's Over!!!
(Come on) Who farted? (Doorknob) WHO Farted? WHO FARTED?

Somebody farted in (eww), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (burp), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (arrgh), somebody farted in here.
Somebody farted in (aww), somebody farted in here.

Like poo-poo, oh (Arrrgh)
Like poo-poo, in here
Like poo-poo, oh (Belch)
Some poo-poo, and rear
Like poo-poo, and (EEWWW)
Some poo-poo, in here
(Eww, eww, ewwww)
(Arrgh, aww, oh, burp, eek, eww, f#$%, urp, arrgh,
belch, eww, umm, aww, belch, oh, burp)

[Another armpit-fart solo takes the place of the guy who keeps saying "runnin' runnin'", and trails off after the end]