Wan-bi-O, GO

My Falcon breaks speeds o'sound
I never tied a fighter
'cause they're too damn slo (oh)
Shoot down around Chewbacca
Come on kick this party
Known as Sta Wo

Jedi, prepare the trials
And step back to watch
The green one use his skill (woah)
Though he is small and old
His mind can lift a boulder
Kick your ass, he will

Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda

So R2-D2
Who is in there with you?
Could that there be Mace Windu
Playing spin the sabe-ee-e-ee-e-ee-er
That young Skywalker
Nine-year-old Skywalker
He's Amidala's stalker
And he still gets with he-ee-e-ee-e-ee-er

What Yoda says is "forever, nothing is"
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon (Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon)
Do not train him
Oh, danger, danger
You're no power ranger
So do not train this stranger
'cause I'm sensing in him much fear

((The next two stanzas take place simultaneously, as in the original song))

(Listen to me, you won't.
Train him, you will)
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda

So-lo
So-lo
Now what's up Princess Leia (So-lo)
Come on I wanna Lei-ya (So-lo, So-lo)
I will not be a slob-a (So-lo)
Just dress up like I'm Jabba (So-lo)
I (So-lo)
I (So-lo)
I just wanna Lei-ya (So-lo)
I just wanna Lei-ya (So-lo)

Hey! Alright now!
Alright now, Wookies (odd wookie howls)
Now what's hotter than lots of hair? (odd wookie howls)
I can't hear ya! (No really, no one can)
I say what's, what's hotter than lots of hair? (odd wookie howls)

(Dark side) x15

Okay now, Jedi! (Yeah)
Now we gonna go 24th century on this party
Now don't make me break out crazy jedi mind tricks
Now I wanna see ya'll wield ya'll baddest light saber
Call me your father
I am Darth Vader
Ah! Here we go! Uh!

Shake it, sh-shake it (Oh oh!)
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, shake it
Sh-shake it (Oh oh!)
Shake you know you gotta, Chewbacca <----((Chewy does the robot starting here))
Chewy, Chew-Chewy (Yoda)
Chewy, Chew-Chewy
Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chew-Chewy (Shake it Boba)
Come on Mr. Obi Kenobi <----((Obi and some other jedi break out in Riverdance))

((The next two stanzas take place simultaneously, as in the original song))

(Obi, O-Obi
Obi, O-Obi
Obi, O-Obi
Obi, Obi
O-Obi
Shake that supernova now, YODA <----((Yoda's kickass break-dancing solo ))
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Yoda, Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Shake that supernova now, YODA

Now Amidalas and Leias too, even Darth Maul
Join this Star War
Join this Star War
Feel this force in you
Feel this force in you
Feel this force in you

Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda