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Song Parodies -> "Yoda"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya"

Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Yoda"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

This one was fun to write. Although the title would suggest otherwise, the song doesn't just cover Yoda, it simply wanders rather freely through the world of Star Wars. Feel this force in you!
Wan-bi-O, GO

My Falcon breaks speeds o'sound
I never tied a fighter
'cause they're too damn slo (oh)
Shoot down around Chewbacca
Come on kick this party
Known as Sta Wo

Jedi, prepare the trials
And step back to watch
The green one use his skill (woah)
Though he is small and old
His mind can lift a boulder
Kick your ass, he will

Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda

So R2-D2
Who is in there with you?
Could that there be Mace Windu
Playing spin the sabe-ee-e-ee-e-ee-er
That young Skywalker
Nine-year-old Skywalker
He's Amidala's stalker
And he still gets with he-ee-e-ee-e-ee-er

What Yoda says is "forever, nothing is"
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon
So Qui-Gon (Qui-Gon, Qui-Gon)
Do not train him
Oh, danger, danger
You're no power ranger
So do not train this stranger
'cause I'm sensing in him much fear

((The next two stanzas take place simultaneously, as in the original song))

(Listen to me, you won't.
Train him, you will)
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda

So-lo
So-lo
Now what's up Princess Leia (So-lo)
Come on I wanna Lei-ya (So-lo, So-lo)
I will not be a slob-a (So-lo)
Just dress up like I'm Jabba (So-lo)
I (So-lo)
I (So-lo)
I just wanna Lei-ya (So-lo)
I just wanna Lei-ya (So-lo)

Hey! Alright now!
Alright now, Wookies (odd wookie howls)
Now what's hotter than lots of hair? (odd wookie howls)
I can't hear ya! (No really, no one can)
I say what's, what's hotter than lots of hair? (odd wookie howls)

(Dark side) x15

Okay now, Jedi! (Yeah)
Now we gonna go 24th century on this party
Now don't make me break out crazy jedi mind tricks
Now I wanna see ya'll wield ya'll baddest light saber
Call me your father
I am Darth Vader
Ah! Here we go! Uh!

Shake it, sh-shake it (Oh oh!)
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, sh-shake it
Shake it, shake it
Sh-shake it (Oh oh!)
Shake you know you gotta, Chewbacca <----((Chewy does the robot starting here))
Chewy, Chew-Chewy (Yoda)
Chewy, Chew-Chewy
Chewy, Chewy
Chewy, Chew-Chewy (Shake it Boba)
Come on Mr. Obi Kenobi <----((Obi and some other jedi break out in Riverdance))

((The next two stanzas take place simultaneously, as in the original song))

(Obi, O-Obi
Obi, O-Obi
Obi, O-Obi
Obi, Obi
O-Obi
Shake that supernova now, YODA <----((Yoda's kickass break-dancing solo ))
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Yoda, Yoda
Yoda, Yo-Yoda
Shake that supernova now, YODA

Now Amidalas and Leias too, even Darth Maul
Join this Star War
Join this Star War
Feel this force in you
Feel this force in you
Feel this force in you

Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
Yoda... Yoda
2004+ 2nz Jack Wilson already has a parody of the same name on the site that I discovered midway through writing mine. Our parodies are both completely original, the title, the original song used and the phrase "Okay now, Jedi" notwithstanding.

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Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
And he's back! Nice return 2nz - here's some 5's...
Arwen - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz...in great form...I'm so glad you're back. This is a song I've never been brave enough even to try...don't think I'll ever do it...and you did it VERY well...good job! 5s...
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but who gives an Imperial Asteroid ..... The read, the write, the rhythm and the topic are suffused with The Farce ..... which fills the universe, flows through us, and makes us laugh! 5-5-5
2nz - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the warm welcome back Amidalakicksass, Millenium Arwen and Johnny Darth. It is good to be back.
Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL on my new name, 2nz. My middle name really is Leia. Only it's spelled Leah. I used to make my mom put my hair in two buns on the sides of my head ALL the time when I was little. And when I played Star Wars with my friends there was never any doubt who got to be the princess!
The Cigarette-Smoking Darth Vader From The Imperial X-Files Death Star UFO - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
So, "Ashkicksass".....(wheeeeze....wheeeeze....hhhhppphhhh).....you think hiding your true identity by a mere change-of-spelling will protect your pitiful rebellion, do you?....(hhhhpphhhh....wheeeeze....wheeeeze....*cough*).....It is my dark pleasure to inform you that we have Fox Solo, Han Mulder, Dana Wookie, and Scully Wan Kenobi in custody at Area 51 on Coruscant.....(wheeeze....*cough*.....hhhhpphhhh....wheeeze).
Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't really know what to say to that. Except if I were to host a rebellion, it would certainly not be pitiful. It would kick ass. Duh.
Agrimorfee - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent tune 2nz! Not bad pulling out an old pun like "Come on I wanna lay-a"! ;) 555===enter this in next month's contests. This guy: The Cigarette-Smoking Darth Vader From The Imperial X-Files Death Star UFO...I nominate for the Most Creative Comment ever.
The Thought Police - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I personally,have been more a fan of "Millenium"(Falcon) than of the "X (Wing) files"! "The truth is out there-as a matter of fact,it's pointing something at us-------"That was the last message heard from the observatory on Alderran.... three fives I will give you.
The Thought Police - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
About Alderran,read this
The Thought Police - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(OOPS! Take Two!) About Alderran, read this , http://www.firsttvdrama.com/funstuff/tarkin.php3
Steven Cavanagh - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
cool! Is this the one that has the mp3 floating round, or did someone else do "yoda" to this song?
2nz - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Check out my closing comments, Steve
2nz - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
And if there is a recording somewhere, it probably belongs to Jack. I haven't had time to record any of mine yet.
Silver Power - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This was great, I cracked up when I used BONZI-BUDDY to say the lyrics of this song.
Jack Wilson - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
THis is like a gazillion times better than mine! Awesome job here
ColdFacedKilla - June 20, 2008 - Report this comment
The narration in the song...awesome! Haha Stellar job with the song, yo.

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