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Song Parodies -> "In Da Sub(way)"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Sub(way)"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

Statement of 'doesn't give a f*** about pacing': Let me explain; In order for rap songs to be censored, there are some sections that must be completely cut up and reshaped, which makes comparing the pacing of the original lyrics with the widely accepted recorded lyrics a task in and of itself. I tried my best to stay true to the core of the lyrics and ended up taking some liberties myself to include certain jokes. So there ya go, fatties. Oh and I hope you enjoy, it's my first in a while.
Go, ho, go, ho
Go, ho, go hoagie
In da Subway
We gettin' hosted right in da Subway
We gon' get it toasted right in da Subway
And you know we don't give a f***
'Cause this is SUBWAY!

[chorus]
Yo, order me a club, bottle full of bub
He be takin' my advice when I wanna get da grub
Yo I'm pickin' out my spice, then the line is gettin' shoved
So back it off me bub, either way you gettin' clubbed

Yo, gettin' me da bread, hoagie like I said
Get a full tomato slice, on a wheaty-meaty bed
Yo I think it's really nice, that tomato sauce is red
Get subs stuck in ya head, and that faster food is dead

[verse]
When I walk in the front, I gotta loosen my belt
A list of subs 20 steep, and there's a new turkey melt
If a Burger is the King, then he's gettin' overthrown
If you wanna f*** with swiss, then you leave the provolone
If I ever wanna change my sub, my way
Just give the steak'n'bread a cut you know it's all good all day
If you watch how I eat you'll mistake me for a dieting imp
But you ain't havin' no Goodyear when you da size a da blimp
In the "Way, ladies saying "What you having today?"
They like me, I want them to love me like they love J'
That's Jared on the box, that guy advertising his resize
Got the babes and the bucks pimpin' old, fat-ass levis
You keep your six-inch man, this is quality on-ley
I got a foot hot and long, and it's made a bolog-ney
This lady said she likin' my smile, while bakin' the dough
If her friends wanna go out I can take it to go

[chorus]
Yo, order me a club, bottle full of bub
He be takin' my advice when I wanna get da grub
Yo I'm pickin' out my spice, then the line is gettin' shoved
So back it off me bub, either way you gettin' clubbed

Yo, gettin' me da bread, hoagie like I said
Get a full tomato slice, on a wheaty-meaty bed
Yo I think it's really nice, that tomato sauce is red
Get subs stuck in ya head, and that faster food is dead

[bridge]
Let's go, my ho-agie made of dough
I bought me all that extra cheese
My grub, my sub, my "wich, my b*tch
Another I had made up with my loose change

[verse]
This lady's on the line, I roll up behind 'er
We friends, but in my head I'm always thinkin' Grinder
I'm that cat sayin' that toasting makes it taste right
You'll eat more than your words when you take that first bite
Got the best set a condiments that I've ever seen
Can I have some extra pickles on my yellow submarine?
If lunch ain't enough, take my Subway for a ride
Get a tasty, big hoagie honey, open up wide
Try some oil and some vinegar, yeah the dressing is the best
Now older guys and sandwiches, both lookin' better fully dressed
And we can go inside the bread son, and make it a sub
Come on, join da club with me

[chorus]
Yo, order me a club, bottle full of bub
He be takin' my advice when I wanna get da grub
Yo I'm pickin' out my spice, then the line is gettin' shoved
So back it off me bub, either way you gettin' clubbed

Yo, gettin' me da bread, hoagie like I said
Get a full tomato slice, on a wheaty-meaty bed
Yo I think it's really nice, that tomato sauce is red
Get subs stuck in ya head, and that faster food is dead

[talking]
[laughing] Don't try to act like you ain't know what we be eatin' fatty
At the Sub' getting' subs that we sub in for fatter foods
Yo, who else down for a soup, too?
Copyright 2005+ 2nz

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 25

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   4
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 5   20
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Jeff Reuben - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice job! I don't know the original too well anyway, so any pacing misteps were lost on me.
2nz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff. I wouldn't know it well either if my cousins weren't into pop/rap.
2nz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Incidentally, (and a month late) CONGRATULATIONS on making it to 100 parodies Jeff.
Stuart McArthur - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
"leave the provolone" and "wheaty-meaty bread" was some great wordplay 2nz - that OS is a tough task, and the pacing was fine to me - great job - 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I'm packing on props for this. Loved the tone and some great rhymes. 555 calories.
2nz - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Two down-unders comin' down to check out the Subway. Thanks Stu and Luke. I didn't even know you guys saw the same Subway commercials as us. Oh, also some of the jokes probably made no sense without an understanding of all the American slang for sandwiches. That list includes 'sub', 'submarine', 'hoagie', 'grinder' and I threw in some of my own abbreviations besides, like 'wich'.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You did really really well on pacing, especially seeing as how rap songs are always harder to do than regular songs, but I kept getting lost in places, so a 4. Highly amusing take on the original and really well written 455
Red Ant - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
( SOTM ) DKTOS, but 555 as I will take Jake's word on the pacing and it is funny and well rhymed.

Subway is pretty good as well.
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) What I did for Pizza Hut with Kanye West ("Pizza Sauce"), you did for Subway via 50 Cent. DKTOS, but I got the gist of it. Nice job. Fave line "If you wanna f*** with swiss, then you leave the provolone".
Charlie Decker - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A rap parody more than worthy of contending with my own for SOTM...well done!
Scathe - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Subway sounds good right now.
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Right on track with this parody...5s
Dee Range - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...DKTOS, but lots of great lines here
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
The Provolone rhyme was great but the entire line about older guys and sandwiches, both lookin' better fully dressed cracked me up. I surprised noone mentioned it before, maybe they were scrolling at the end. Nah... it's too good for that. :-)
Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--See Above!
Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS. The provolone line did get my attention though.
Arwen - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--this is inSANE, 2nz...but in a good way. Excellent work!
Melhi - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mm Mmm Good. :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Still more nutritious than the McDonald's health subs!
Rex - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A meaty parody.
Johnny D - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM)

"I'm that cat sayin' that toasting makes it taste right
You'll eat more than your words when you take that first bite
Got the best set a condiments that I've ever seen
Can I have some extra pickles on my yellow submarine?"

Frikkin' brilliant!
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Go 2nzie! It's your birfday!
"Can I have some extra pickles on my yellow submarine?" is enough to score you 5s, but this has many more great lines piled on like those little jalapeno slices. Other faves include the "Burger is the King" couplet and the "older guys and sandwiches" line. Tasty!
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented above, and ditto what I said then 2nz, altho I'm too out-of-the-loop to fully appreciate rap parodies methinks
Phil Alexander - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS either - but this goes extremely well with a great rap rhythm. 50cent should get him a new lyricist ;-)
Kristof Robertson - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'm more of A Quiznos sandwich man, 2nz....and when I hit my mid-life crisis and start buying rap records to be "street"..I'll come back and check your pacing. Until then, 555 for a great job
Claude Prez - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know this song; I hear it was pretty popular. Anyway, a fun read with some great stuff in there.
MysteryGoat - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS but how can anything from subway be bad.
Tim Mayfield - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Late comment due to Firefox and lack of sleep (I guess).. LOL at "either way you gettin' clubbed"
bob - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
some bad pacing, but good references, and some good rhymes too!
Mark Scotti - May 12, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) WOW! You said a "mouthful"..a $5.55 footlong!!!
agrimorfee - May 15, 2011 - Report this comment
This required a 2nd listen for me, and deserves a second comment. In spite of your intro comment, pacing on this was pretty darned good, and I also liked your well-constructed rhyme structures that didnt match the original--that is hard to do.
Abbott Skelding - May 19, 2011 - Report this comment
ABC: Nice work, pacing was pretty good and some of the lines in here are great! I know how hard it is to write a rap parody about Subway (http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/eminem177.shtml) so good job!
Blaydeman - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) This made me hungry, for a second help this parody, good work 2nz!
D-Mon - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) can mine sandwich come with a side of 5's?
Below Average Dave - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
To me pacing was pretty tight, and while I had some trouble following the rhyme scheme it also was pretty good, overall I'd say it was very good, but on a comedy scale I'd rate it good but I've seen you squeeze a lot more out of a song than this, and I felt you held back a bit here--probably just me, but its based on what I've read by you before.
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great parody here, a lot of great lines, particularly the Goodyear and condiments gags. Pacing was a little off, but this is rap, I let that slide. 555 sammiches for you!
Matthias - May 25, 2011 - Report this comment
This wasn't too bad. A typical food song. Could have been a lot better especially since I've seen what you can pull off. Not bad though.

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