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Album cover parody of Get Rich Or Die Tryin' by 50 CENT
Parody album cover
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Possible Misspelled Names:

These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.

50 cent, 50-Cent, 50 Cents, 50 Cecnt, Fifty Cent

Jokes:

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback
Submitted by: Joseph
Q: What concert costs $44.45 A: 50 Cent ft. Nickelback and +44
Submitted by: JeReMy
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Curtis Jackson used 50 Cent as a metaphor for "change"... (not coinage, but real change) Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
  • Although the name is a hommage to a gangster/drug dealer/pimp from South Jamaica Queens, NY who was killed. Jam Master Jay, who discovered 50 Cent, told him that his name now means he will make a change to the rap game. If you hear him interviewed, he talks about being the embodiment of "The Hood" and wants to change the way people think about what the Hood means. Submitted by: Square D

Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Curtis Jackson. Submitted by: Nikki from 212

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Fiddy. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Marquis - Submitted by: Kati
  • Marques - This isn't surprising he got the name from Marques Huston because they are good mates. Submitted by: gerald

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
10 Nickel10 nickels equals 50 cents.Reggie Pillbox
5 DimeFive dimes also make 50 cents.Reggie Pillbox
2 QuarterTwo quarters equals 50 cents.Reggie Pillbox
Loo$e ¢hangeIf he teamed up with Ke$ha!Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Half DollarWhat 50 cents is monetarily.Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new band names available.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Poop In My Pants""P.I.M.P"Optimus Lime
"In Da Nude""In Da Club"SmartyPants
"Give Me A Hug""In Da Club"joe
"B.L.I.M.P.""P.I.M.P."soul ii
"Li'l Bit Of Therapy""Li'l Bit"lady

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Everything She Wants," Wham!"She Wants It," 50 Cent
"Talk About Love," Deep Purple"Don't Wanna Talk About It," 50 Cent
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy," Kenny Chesney"She Wants It," 50 Cent
"She Loves My Car," Ronnie Milsap"She Wants It," 50 Cent
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Any Men" originally "Many Men"
Candy Welty
"Window Hopper" originally "Window Shopper"
Peter
"Widow Shopper" originally "Window Shopper"
Peter
"In Da Cub" originally "In Da Club"
Lion, bear, or what?
Shannon Ingrid Travis
"In A Club" originally "In Da Club"
How'd this obvious one get missed?
nally

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"In Dat Club" originally "In Da Club"
It maintains the ebonic wording.
Gigi
"Win Da Club" originally "In Da Club"
Marcia Zarwetten-Grassi
"In Day Club" originally "In Da Club"
There are night clubs, so why not day clubs?
Linda

Change a Letter:

"Manx Men" originally "Many Men"
Candy Welty
"Candy Show" originally "Candy Shop"
Brian
"Candy Stop" originally "Candy Shop"
Brian
"In Da Flub" originally "In Da Club"
David Sari
"Window Stopper" originally "Window Shopper"
Peter

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

May 7
a parody of "Ayo Technology" by 50 Cent
ft. Justin Timberlake. Some people just suck at using technology.
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Mar 21
a parody of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent
50 Cent's in da club given a fresh taliban twist.
YouTube: (.flv - youtube vid)
June 4
a parody of "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
Bent explores the inequities leveraged between men and women for traffic violations.
MySpace Music: (MP3)

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Get Money""I'm Not Grumpy"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"What Up Gangsta""What Up Santa"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"If I Can't""If I Rant"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Just a Lil Bit""Just a Lil Spit"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Window Shopper""Window Shopper"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Disco Inferno""Great Joke Tomorrow"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Get Up""Setup"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"High All the Time""Try To Be Nice"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"In da Club""Hate da Club"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Candy Shop""Online Shop"the_conqueror_of_parodies

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Hate It Or Love ItMarmite advertisementHolly
CandyshopCandy store172hot
Candy ShopAll Mars Bars productsRaldy Vargas
Candy ShopTootsie PopC
In Da ClubVerizon Wireless In Planstephanie dunn
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Get MoneyDebt Support Linelady cutie
Candy ShopGlucometers (Blood Sugar Readers)seth aka sethamon@aol.com
Candy ShopCandy ShopBrooke
Candy ShopHershey'sbeatlebabe
In Da ClubAlchoholics Anonymousshake-zula
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Crying In The Club
   Camila Cabello
In Da Club
   50 Cent
Cryin' In Da Club
Pete Worst
And She Was
   Talking Heads
In Da Club
   50 Cent
And She Was In Da Club
But where she's at now I don't know.
Edward
I Want Candy
   Bow Wow Wow
Candy Shop
   50 Cent
I Want The Candy Shop
I don't blame that guy...
Rachel
Sayin' Goodbye To Hollywood
   Eminem
Candy Shop
   50 Cent
Sayin' Goodbye To The Candy Shop
Slim doesnt wanna get fat
Salma
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

1.50
Dollar combined with 50 Cent
Submitted By: Keira Dayley
The B-52 Cents
The B-52s combined with 50 Cent
Submitted By: nally
50-mill
Chamillionaire combined with 50 Cent
The name is real tight because they both have resemblance (to each other) and would make sense if they came together.
Submitted By: kelvin kola
Powerman 50
Powerman 5000 combined with 50 Cent
Submitted By: phamilto

There are additional 50 Cent Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
So come give me a whore
Original Lyrics:
So come give me a hug
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you sell like M&M’s
or
When you still like M&M’s
Original Lyrics:
When you sell like Eminem
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' sit retarded like it's yo birthday.
Original Lyrics:
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday.
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' send a card here like it's yo birthday.
Original Lyrics:
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gon' sit retarded like it's yo birthday.
Original Lyrics:
We gon' sip Bacardi like it's yo birthday.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Ciaran

When I heard this as I teenager, I thought to myself "Why the hell would you sit on a chair the wrong way on a special occasion?"

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in the nude,
acting really rude,
Look kid I got that Chex
if you into eatin' food,
I'm into having sex,
but I ain't into using lube,
We can go beat up some dude
if you're ever in the mood
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in the club,
bottle full of bud,
Look mami I got that X
if you into taking drugs,
I'm into having sex,
I ain't into making love,
So come give me a hug
if you into getting rubbed
Submitted by: SmartyPants
"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub
A bath is what I need, a shower's what I want
A need that rubber ducky, and some body wash
So come give me a scrub, rub-a-dub-dub
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
Submitted by: Nona Urbizness
"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in da GAP
Buyin' lotsa crap
I got my leather pants
So come gimme a slap
If you livin' in New York
You won't even need a map
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in da club
Bottle full o' Bud
Mami, I got da X
If you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex,
I ain't into makin' love
Submitted by: Gretchen
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"21 Questions"
The Funny Lyrics:
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Why They're Funny:
Not a good vision of love! (Of course fat kids love cakes (and other sweets).)
Submitted by: Kristy
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"21 Questions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
To make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Why They're Nonsensical:
Yeah, of course, because it's only fat kids who love them cakes. If that's the case, all confectionery companies would have been out of business by now a long time ago. Seems that 'Rhyming For Dummies Vol. 1' has been put into good use as well, and by the looks of things, Mr. Cent didn't really pay that much attention in his grammar classes...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
"Candy Shop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Why They're Nonsensical:
So, with all the money 50 Cent made, did he buy a candy shop or something? I'm pretty sure you can't just walk into a candy shop and start licking lollypops as you please! You need to buy them first!!
Submitted by: Robert
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"21 Questions"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Why They're Insincere:
Awww! How romantic, in his one attempt at a more touching song that worked, it couldn't go without the odd unfunny offensive remark.
Submitted by: Matt Van Der Merwe
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Candy Shop"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If you'll be a nympho / I'll be a nympho.
Why They're Misrhymed:
I don't know about you guys, but since when is repeating the same word in two sentences considered rhyming? Couldn't he have said something that sounded better, like, 'If you be a nympho / I'll call you a bimbo and pistol whip you' or possibly just hit himself with a two by four and mumbling incoherently for 4 minutes... oh, wait.
Submitted by: Jake
"I Wanna Get To Know You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Look, I'm legit now, used to break laws
now you can reap the benefits of world tours
Why They're Misrhymed:
He pronounces 'tours' like 'taws' to rhyme with 'laws.'
Submitted by: Ivy
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Wanksta"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Yo! You think you a gangster but you never cop nothin
You is just a wankster, don't you even try to front it
You been frontin' a long time
Why They're Insulting:
I'm sorry, but this is disrespectful to females.
Submitted by: Alannah
 

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Candy Shop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollipop
Why They're Inappropriate:
Sounds pedophilistic, don't you think? (Hint: This lyric is actually a metaphor, not to be taken literally.)
Submitted by: Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)
"Candy Shop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch her in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
Why They're Inappropriate:
Better say, what's NOT inappropriate in this lyrics?? *Cringe!*
Submitted by: Kerry56
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"candy shop"
The Dirty Lyrics:
"take you to my candy shop, let you lick on my lolliepop"
Why They're Dirty:
OMG, they are well dirty suck his lolliepop he meens suck his "sauasage" how dirty.
Submitted by: alanna britten
"Candy Shop"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop!
I'll let you lick the lollipop!
Why They're Dirty:
1) The 'candy shop' in the song is a brothel. 2) 'Lick the lollipop' actually means to lick private parts. But I like the song, though.
Submitted by: K.Y.L.E

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"21 Questions"
The Lyrics:
You are now rapping...with 50 Cent
You gotta love it...
I just wanna chill and twist a lot
Catch suns in my 7-45
You drive me crazy shorty I
Need to see you and feel you next to me
Product Brand Name:
BMW 745
Submitted by: Lucky Luciano
"High All the Time"
The Lyrics:
Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
Bulletproof this b**** and I'm gone
Product Brand Name:
Xbox
Submitted by: Collin
There are additional product lyrics available.

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"My Life"
Opening Lines:
My life, my life, makes me wanna run away.
Comments:
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"This Is How We Do"
Opening Lines:
This is how we do. We Make a move and act a fool.
Comments:
Submitted by: Liz Bone

Song Title Space Change:

"Window's Hopper" originally "Window Shopper"
Submitted by: Kirsten Abercrombie
"Candy's Hop" originally "Candy Shop"
What kind of hop does Candy have?
Submitted by: Trina Lufkin

Song Title Anagrams:

"Can Build" originally "In Da Club"
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"I Haul The Thyme" originally "High All The Time"
Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
"I Haul The Time" originally "High All The Time"
However one hauls time!
Submitted by: Dawn Anwad
"When It Pains It Roars" originally "When It Rains It Pours"
Submitted by: Reese without her spoon

Song Lawsuits:

"In da Club"
Former 2 Live Crew manager Joseph Weinberger attempted to sue 50 Cent for the use of the line "it's your birthday", alleging that it was taken off the second track from 2 Live Crew member Luther Campbell's album Freak for Life. Unfortunately for Weinberger, who owned the rights to the rap group's back catalog, the judge ruled in favor of Curtis Jackson, whose use of the "birthday" line was glaringly common and ineligible for copyright.
Submitted by: Queen Elsa of Arendelle

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Sifty Fent originally "50 Cent"
Submitted by: Future Backer

Crime Records:

"Assault, battery, possession"
When he was 19 he pleaded guilty of selling heroin and crack cocaine and served six months in boot camp. In 2002 he was sentenced to two years probation for battery and assault.
Submitted by: Travis

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Car Accident"
A representative for 50 cent says the rapper is out of the hospital after being injured in a car accident in New York early on 6/27/12. Bruce Miller, who was driving the car, was also injured, but released. Taken to New York Hospital Queens, 50 Cent sustained minor neck and back injuries but is "doing fine" (now with a neck brace).
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Products Bands Should Endorse Based on Their Name:

Coin collections
It's 2 quarters.
Submitted by: Soul

Missing Parts:

"21 Questions"
where are the others??
Submitted by: Anonymous

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