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Album cover parody of Get Rich or Die Tryin\' by 50 Cent
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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50 cent, 50-Cent, 50 Cents, 50 Cecnt, Fifty Cent

Music Jokes:

Rapper 50 Cent said in the latest issue of �"GQ” magazine his next goal is to market his own line of condoms.
Is that a good idea? What would make you feel more secure than a 50 Cent condom…?
Submitted by:
Q: Why is 50 Cent a cat?
A: He has 9 lives (...He was shot nine times)
Submitted by:
There are additional music jokes available.

Band Name Origins:

  • Although the name is a hommage to a gangster/drug dealer/pimp from South Jamaica Queens, NY who was killed. Jam Master Jay, who discovered 50 Cent, told him that his name now means he will make a change to the rap game. If you hear him interviewed, he talks about being the embodiment of "The Hood" and wants to change the way people think about what the Hood means. Submitted by: Square D
  • Curtis Jackson III named himself 50 Cent as either an homage to, or an attempt to capitalize on the reputation of, Kelvin "50 Cent" Martin from Fort Greene projects in Brooklyn, not Queens. The real+ 50 Cent, or 50 Cents, acquired the name, according to some, by winning five hundred dollars on a fifty cent bet shooting dice, or, alternately, as a reference to his diminuitive physical stature, which, if the latter origin story is true, would make it extremely unbefitting Curtis Jackson, who stands six feet and appears to weigh, at this point, at least two hundred and thirty pounds, although physical similarity isn't really the purpose of attempting to draw parallels between oneself a figure whom, by way of his/her uniqueness, earned the fear and/or respect of many, and ensured that they would not soon be forgotten. Submitted by: Cobra

Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Curtis Jackson. Submitted by: Nikki from 212

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Marquis - Submitted by: Kati
  • Marques - This isn't surprising he got the name from Marques Huston because they are good mates. Submitted by: gerald

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
1 DollarI'm sure he's bling-blinging in the bank account.BooBoo Kitty

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"G.I.M.P""P.I.M.P"nevergonnaknow
"In Da Nude""In Da Club"SmartyPants
"Give Me A Hug""In Da Club"joe
"C.H.I.M.P""P.I.M.P"Salma
"B.L.I.M.P.""P.I.M.P."soul ii

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Where's Your Head At?""In Da Club," 50 Centyer momma
"21 Questions""21 Answers," Lil Momeeee

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"In Da Flub" originally "In Da Club"
David Sari
"P.U.M.P." originally "P.I.M.P."
Joe
"S.I.M.P." originally "P.I.M.P."
Short for simple.
rap
"G.I.M.P" originally "P.I.M.P"
bruce
"L.I.M.P." originally "P.I.M.P."
The old pimp song
Garfield

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Recordings:

May 12 "Oh No MySpace" by Mr. Washable a parody of "Ayo Technology" by 50 Cent
I'm tired of myspace, and here's why. www.youtube.com/imreallywhiteyo: (Flash) (Comments)
Sep 3 "Silo Inferno" by Krooked K a parody of "Disco Inferno" by 50 Cent
This one goes out to all the hicks that aren't ashamed to admit it! KrookedK.com: (Mp3) (Comments)
June 4 "Traffic Cop" by 50 Bent a parody of "Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
Bent explores the inequities leveraged between men and women for traffic violations. MySpace Music: (MP3) (Comments)
Feb 14 "In Da Scrub" by Jake A. Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) a parody of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent
Billabawngs, crawcodiles and wild dawgs Awstralian-style. The Real Tim Shady: (Wav) (Comments)
Sep 11 "In Da Tub" by 50 Bent a parody of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent
It's an oldie at this point - but here is one of the many parodies based on the 50 Cent song, In Da Club. Headhook.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Ayo Technology""The Ballad of Joel Robinson"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Ayo Technology""Oh No MySpace"Mr. Washable
"In Da Club""In Da Woods"MJCYOUNGPARODYMASTA-AKA Mathew hummer artist
"Disco Inferno""Silo Inferno"Krooked K
"Amusement Park""Perfect Dark"Pyroc
"Candy Shop""Comic Shop"Brian Stephen Baldwin
"Candy Shop""Donut Shop"Cassie Clark
"Disco Electra""Shake That Bass, Earl"Michael McVey
"Candy Shop""Operation Dumbo Drop"Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
"In My Hood""Buildin` My House"CJ Culster

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Hate It Or Love ItMarmite advertisementHolly
CandyshopCandy store172hot
Candy ShopAll Mars Bars productsRaldy Vargas
Candy ShopTootsie PopC
In Da ClubVerizon Wireless In Planstephanie dunn
There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available.

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
I Get MoneyDebt Support Linelady cutie
Candy ShopGlucometers (Blood Sugar Readers)seth aka sethamon@aol.com
Candy ShopCandy ShopBrooke
Candy ShopHershey'sbeatlebabe
In Da ClubAlchoholics Anonymousshake-zula
There are additional on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Sayin' Goodbye To Hollywood
   Eminem
Candy Shop
   50 Cent
Sayin' Goodbye To The Candy Shop
Slim doesnt wanna get fat
Salma
Ambitions As A Ridah
   2 Pac
Hustler's Ambition
   50 Cent
Hustler's Ambitions As A Ridah
Joel Martinez
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida
   Iron Butterfly
In Da Club
   50 Cent
In A Gadda-Da-Vida Club
Donna Gelpigi
Smooth Criminal
   Michael Jackson
In Da Club
   50 Cent
Smooth Criminal In Da Club
Redlocks
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

5 Cent
Five combined with 50 Cent
What, for all six of them?
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
50-mill
Chamillionaire combined with 50cent
The name is real tight because they both have resemblance (to each other) and would make sense if they came together.
Submitted By: kelvin kola
Powerman 50
Powerman 5000 combined with 50 Cent
Submitted By: phamilto
54 Cent
50 Cent combined with The Four Pennies
Submitted By: crazydon

There are additional Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go go Showty, it's your birthday.
Original Lyrics:
Go, go, go, go go Shawty, it's your birthday.
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go shawty, it's Shiver!
Original Lyrics:
Go shawty, it's your birthday.
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go shorty, Misha Burton.
Original Lyrics:
Go Shorty, it's your birthday.
"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can find me in a tub.
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in da club.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"In Da Club"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go Charlotte, it's your birthday.
Original Lyrics:
Go Shorty, it's your birthday.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Misty

I thought I was the only one who misheard it. I heard it off and on, always thought it was 'Go, Charlotte', until I was working at Applebee's. The song came on. I thought I'd be cool and sing it. That is, until everyone laughed at me.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in the nude,
acting really rude,
Look kid I got that Chex
if you into eatin' food,
I'm into having sex,
but I ain't into using lube,
We can go beat up some dude
if you're ever in the mood
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in the club,
bottle full of bud,
Look mami I got that X
if you into taking drugs,
I'm into having sex,
I ain't into making love,
So come give me a hug
if you into getting rubbed
Submitted by: SmartyPants
"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in the tub, rub-a-dub-dub
A bath is what I need, a shower's what I want
A need that rubber ducky, and some body wash
So come give me a scrub, rub-a-dub-dub
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
So come give me a hug if you into getting rubbed
Submitted by: Nona Urbizness
"In Da Club"
Better Lyrics:
You can find me in da GAP
Buyin' lotsa crap
I got my leather pants
So come gimme a slap
If you livin' in New York
You won't even need a map
Original Lyrics:
You can find me in da club
Bottle full o' Bud
Mami, I got da X
If you into takin' drugs
I'm into havin' sex,
I ain't into makin' love
Submitted by: Gretchen

Funny Lyrics:

"21 Questions"
The Funny Lyrics:
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
Why They're Funny:
Not a good vision of love!
Submitted by: Kristy
"In Da Club"
The Funny Lyrics:
we in the club but dont go no where without toast
Why They're Funny:
wtf u think he would eat something else but toast?
Submitted by: 'the b000
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Candy Shop"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Isn't it ironic
how erotic
it is to watch 'em in thongs
Why They're Nonsensical:
50 Cent clearly has no idea what irony actually is.
Submitted by: Tabby
"21 Questions"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
If I didn't smell so good
would you still hug me?
Why They're Nonsensical:
No! Take a shower! How is that a rational question?
Submitted by: Little Sock
There are additional nonsensical lyrics available.

Insincere Lyrics:

"21 Questions"
The Insincere Lyrics:
I love you like a fat kid loves cake
Why They're Insincere:
Awww! How romantic, in his one attempt at a more touching song that worked, it couldn't go without the odd unfunny offensive remark.
Submitted by: Matt Van Der Merwe
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Candy Shop"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If you'll be a nympho / I'll be a nympho.
Why They're Misrhymed:
I don't know about you guys, but since when is repeating the same word in two sentences considered rhyming? Couldn't he have said something that sounded better, like, 'If you be a nympho / I'll call you a bimbo and pistol whip you' or possibly just hit himself with a two by four and mumbling incoherently for 4 minutes... oh, wait.
Submitted by: Jake
"I Wanna Get To Know You"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Look, I'm legit now, used to break laws
now you can reap the benefits of world tours
Why They're Misrhymed:
He pronounces 'tours' like 'taws' to rhyme with 'laws.'
Submitted by: Ivy
There are additional misrhymed lyrics available.

Insulting Lyrics:

"Wanksta"
The Insulting Lyrics:
Yo! You think you a gangster but you never cop nothin
You is just a wankster dont you even try to front it
You been frontin' a long time
Why They're Insulting:
he is dis respctfull to females
Submitted by: Alanna
"Get Back"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You sing for h*** and sound like the cookie monster
Why They're Insulting:
he is insulting ja rule and i couldnt agree more. i like ja and all, but these lyrics are hilarious!!!
Submitted by: Alexis

Inappropriate Lyrics:

"Candyshop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candyshop wanna taste of what I got I'll have you spending all you got come on girl just go till you hit the spot yeah
Why They're Inappropriate:
I there anything appropriate about that song at all? those are just the lyrics that I heard first that disgust me=( !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by: E.D.S
"Candyshop"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch her in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
Why They're Inappropriate:
Better say, what's NOT inappropriate in this lyrics?? Cringe!
Submitted by: Kerry56
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dirty Lyrics:

"candy shop"
The Dirty Lyrics:
"take you to my candy shop, let you lick on my lolliepop"
Why They're Dirty:
OMG, they are well dirty suck his lolliepop he meens suck his "sauasage" how dirty.
Submitted by: alanna britten
"Candy Shop"
The Dirty Lyrics:
I'll take you to the candy shop!
I'll let you lick the lollipop!
Why They're Dirty:
1) The 'candy shop' in the song is a brothel. 2) 'Lick the lollipop' actually means to lick private parts. But I like the song, though.
Submitted by: K.Y.L.E

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"High All the Time"
The Lyrics:
Stash box, Xbox, laptop, fax machine, phone
Bulletproof this b**** and I'm gone
Product Brand Name:
Xbox
Submitted by: Collin
"Hot In Here"
The Lyrics:
Vocal tanktop on at this point
Product Brand Name:
Vocal
Submitted by: Casey
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