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Song Parodies -> "Your Mom"

Original Song Title:

"Gaston"

Original Performer:

Beauty and the Beast

Parody Song Title:

"Your Mom"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

This is me thinking and saying that your mom is a milf. I hope you all enjoy that. This one's for all the hot mamas and their pissed off kids. I'd like to make mention of two songs that came before me and inspired me: the first one in design and use of the OS, and absolute hilariousness, and the second one for a brilliantly inspiring idea: Thanks Emiloca and Claude. http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/beautyandthebeast5.shtml http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/queen83.shtml
I must confess what I see with your mom
I don’t see head, I see humps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be with your mom
Mostly with her lady lumps
There's no mom in town as curvaceous as her
That M. I. L. F. drives me mad
Also no mom's as flirtatious as her
And it makes me hard pressed to be da-a-ad

No one rocks like your mom
Is a fox like your mom
No one I'd like to knock with my socks like your mom
For there's no mom alive more on fire
Perfect, a cougar, a ten
Other guys might deny their desire
But give them five more beers at the pub and ask the-e-en

No one bends like your mom
Has rear end like your mom
No one for whom I'd kill off more friends than your mom

I’d especially like to get horizontal
Watch as I mambo-ne your mom

Behind that bra
Above those hips
Your mom is the best and her breasts I must inspect

No... one's… cute like your mom
Makes us hoot like your mom
Would look good in a cheerleader suit like your mom
For there’s no mom more easily pardoned
Sexily she has made ice in cubes
When she gardens a part of me hardens
And every last inch of her’s covered with boobs

No one's cursed like your mom
With lips pursed like your mom
Would look hot when she's dressed like a nurse like your mom

I’d especially like the view fully frontal
Wow
Ten points for your mom

When I was a lad I got bored of her, see
All her assets just weren’t my thing
But now that I’m grown this is like KFC
I want legs, I want breasts, I want wi-i-ings
(well, maybe not wings)

No one’s crouse like your mom
Wears that blouse like your mom
Can look desperate inside a house like your mom

I say her, me and three models take a tumble…

Say it again
I would kill of my friends
I said say it once more
Who’s got boobies galore
I don’t mean to obsess
But I’d help her undress
And I’ve wanted her since I was four (-teen)
We would both hit the floor and I’d make her so sore

And you call her your mom-my
Your mother your ma
Mammy mo miss
Um…
Your MOM
Production of Glen Stollberger's imagination, all rights reserved

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McKludge - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Not totally familiar with the OS, and not nearly as familiar with the subject matter as I would like :-), but this was great. "Boobies galore?" What, she's from Eroticon Six?
John Barry - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
My wife just played in the orchestra for a production of B&B, so I'm familiar with the tune. Great parody; fantastic rhyming job.
Matthias - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
The boobies galore line also threw me for a loop... You must have some weird tastes in women 2nz if you want girls with 14 boobs, I'll take mine with just 2 that and the line about wings makes for one strange woman, but strangely I'm kinda turned on.
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I stumbled over "Sexily she has made ice in cubes" and "mambo-ne" but the incongruity of the topic to a family-oriented Disney tune was hilarious. Welcome back, sir! (security code PYT, not POT. ;))
Jason - November 13, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very good.
Peter Andersson - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
I'd say that mom leaves Stacy's far behind her behind and abreast with just about any ten ever.
Max Power - November 15, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah
Guy - November 16, 2008 - Report this comment
So, you are quite the mama's boy now are you? Thanks for the mammaries. And I can't help thinking of the Bond movie Goldfinger that had a character "Pussy Galore" - Is Boobies Galore somehow a-kin to the Bond character?
EmiLoca - November 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Haha, mambo'ne. And the KFC thing. As for the subject matter... sure makes me feel better about motherhood, anyway. Brilliant, Glen, and thanks for the shout-out. :-)
Gianni Parmesiani - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good work here. I liked the flow and the subject matter incongruity with the OS, too. Stay away from my mom!!
bobpiecheese - November 27, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This isn't my favourite kind of parody, but you definitely got the pacing down to a tee (I think that's the right expression). 555 for you!
Below Average Dave - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
"And every last inch of her’s covered with boobs" are you sure it was a human? That sounds kinda weird. I also like the use of "lumps". No problem with the puns and your pacing/rhyme scheme were spot on. . .can't relate to the topic (as a kid never look at any of my friends parents) but hilarious idea.
Claude Prez - November 01, 2017 - Report this comment
Ever have an idea for a parody, then do a search and find out it's already been done WAY better than you would've? Even better that one of mine inspired it, too. This goes on the list for sure

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