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Song Parodies -> "Wedge Has A Problem"

Original Song Title:

"Living On The Edge"

Original Performer:

Aerosmith

Parody Song Title:

"Wedge Has A Problem"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I can't compete with "Living in the Fridge", but I can try :)....
There's something wrong with that girl you say
And I know what it is
She goes with lotsa guys
A different dude on a different day
It's your turn or it's his
Oh Wedge will be surprised

She's cheating on her wedge
She's cheating on her wedge
Her boyfriend's name is wedge
She's cheating on her wedge

And he don't know that she has her way
With every guy but him
He doesn't use his eyes
If he could judge his girlfriend
by the number of her sins
Then mister he would go right down and cry

She's cheating on her Wedge
She's cheating on her Wedge
'Cause what else rhymes with edge?
She's cheating on her Wedge

Tell me what you think would happen if he caught her
Filled with anger
Jerry Springer would counsel those two
The audience would boo her and he would start lying
Even with the truth he would still be denying how she bends
When she was with all his friends
Again and again and again and again

Tell me what you think would happen if he caught her
Filled with anger
Jerry Springer would counsel those two
The audience would boo her and he would start lying
Even with the truth he would still be denying how she bends
When she was with all his friends
Again and again and again and again

She's got some guy in the bedroom now
They're doing something on the floor
Well you can hear them go, but someone said "OH NO"
Because now Wedge is knockin' on the door

(song pause, then knocking)

Cheating on-a Wedge
(She can't help herself) (She can't help herself)
Cheating on her Wedge
(She get's pinned against the wall)
Cheating on-a Wedge
(She can't help herself) (She can't help herself)
Cheating on her Wedge
(She get's pinned against the wall)
Wedge definitely has a problem. If you disagree then I don't think you were reading the right parody.

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Overall Rating: 3.7

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Sarah Swanson - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
nice job! I like it!
Agrimorfee - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Is this based on true life incidents? If it is, I take back my statement that only Frank Zappa could write funny songs about people that only he knows.
2nz - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's just say I really do know a guy named Wedge and leave it at that.
2nz - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
And thank you both Sarah and Agrimorfee for your comments
Floyd's Garage - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Wedge was a fighter pilot from Star Wars
2nz - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
...Oh yeah, but it wasn't just him. He was almost always mentioned with someone else in the movies. Was it Vicks and Wedge?
noman - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
please dude stop writing parodys for the love of god please

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