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Song Parodies -> "Happiness Is Some Warm Tea"

Original Song Title:

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Happiness Is Some Warm Tea"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

More White Album. More H2G2. Enjoy this ode to Arthur's favorite drink.
I’m not a guy who wants that much.
There’s a drink that I choose, Oh yeah!

A well conditioned, Earthly man wants a brewing pot at a luncheon with some cakes and jam
The pot boils hot over multicolored burners with some pop-bang toots.
Lying is the thing that is unlike tea but not entirely.
The Nutri-Matic did it’s best, which I ate and berated as a horrible bust

I need some tea 'cause I'm going mad
You won’t believe the 8 years I’ve ha-ad
I need some tea 'cause I'm going mad

Perfectly safe is the penguin here
Rapidly run out of limbs, I fear
You shouldn’t talk about life to me
Who has been setting the dolphins free?
Non-absolute are the people served
Also, the people who first reserved

Happiness is some warm tea, (It’s done, toot toot)
Happiness is some warm tea, (It’s done, toot toot)

When I hold you in my hands (Guide Me)
And I see you’re smoking as I’m coping (Guide Me)
I know nobody can try to hurt me (Guide Me)
Because happiness is some warm tea, Marvin (It’s done, toot toot)

Happiness is some warm tea, (It’s done, toot toot)
Happiness is some warm, yes it is…TEEEEEAAAAH, (It’s done, toot toot)
Well don’t you know that happiness… is some warm tea, Marvin

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Matthias - January 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Fantastic! I would love to see the entire White Album done about Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! This is fantastic!
Agrimorfee - April 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Especially good was the Mother Superior section...really risky to change the rhyme scheme there, you pulled it off!

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