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"Never There"

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The Lyrics

You know how it is: get inspired, write as best you can before the idea peters out in your head. This song I'd consider a fast write, did it in one sitting over about an hour. I hope you all ENJOY dangling a bit.
I need it kind of breezy
I need to feel a draft
Both sitting and when standing, if strangers knew…
they’d laugh
I’m out there and I’m swinging low
beneath my trouser pair
Behind my Dockers (DOCKERS)…

When I walk, boys are swinging
Feels so good I might start singing
People ask “what’s your magic”
Between us there is not much fabric

No underwear
No wonder, thunder, plunder, underwear


[A free-swinging instrumental]

My jockey has just run away
I will not keep it brief
And boxer, I think not today
that glove would give me grief
I’m sorry my boys have to play
I’ll wear no Adam’s leaf
I’m free now, I say “what the hey”
‘cause this is my relief

It’s mine but thought you’d like to know
with you I’d like to share
Now let me show you, (BABY)… baby…

Take the time to get to KNOW me
Just a second and I will dis-ROBE me, now
I’ll point out my Little Dipper
Extra careful, watch out for that ZIPPER

No underwear
No wonder, thunder, plunder, underwear

No underwear
No wonder, thunder, plunder, underwear


Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Porfle Popnecker - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Underwear that's fun not to wear? Good one!
Matthias - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Best tribute to underwear that I've ever read!!!
Derry - May 08, 2012 - Report this comment
"The only thing between us is a thin layer of gabardine." 555!

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