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I'm feeling tired and I'm not sure if this even works, but here's hoping you all enjoy it. I'm trying to muster up a few LOTR/HOBBIT parodies to classic rock songs, so if you have any ideas, please feel free to comment. If there's enough response, I'll create a thread for this in the messageboards.
(Oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin, gloin, oin)

See us stride out to the mountain
On a treasure-hunting quest
Out for all the horde we lost
Catch the dragon at rest
Spiders to the East of us
And Wood Elves to the West
Ain’t brought no sons
Ain’t brought no wives
It’s a sausage-fest…

But we’re OIN and GLOIN, that’s GLOIN not GROIN
(OIN and GLOIN) and we’ll grab those coins
(OIN and GLOIN) What does Balin see,
(OIN and GLOIN) stuck in a tree?

We’re burly, old, and driven by gold
Thirteen wagging beards
Bearded ladies are all we’ve got
Ain’t it weird?

So Thorin and Gandalf
Lead us with speed
Lead us to safety
Lead us to mead
The dwarves are back in town
That dragon’s going down…

‘Cause we’re OIN and GLOIN, and Bombur’s fat
(OIN and GLOIN) indent’s where he sat
(OIN and GLOIN) Fili, hold your tongue
(OIN and GLOIN) Ninety years young

OIN and GLOIN (Oin, Oin, Oin)
OIN and GLOIN (Gloin, Gloin, Gloin)
OIN and GLOIN (Oin, Oin, Oin)
OIN and GLOIN (Gloin, Gloin, Gloin)

‘Cause we’re OIN and GLOIN, with Bilbo’s ring
(OIN and GLOIN) And one real nice Sting
(OIN and GLOIN) Here the dragon comes
(OIN and GLOIN) Watch as we RUN!
Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Callmelennie - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Cause we're the MUMAKIL, Far Harad's pride ... MUMAKIL, and we'll sweep you aside ... MUMAKIL, we're the Sauron load ... MUMAKIL, squash you like toads ... This is doable
Glen S - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the lesson in mumakil, I hadn't even realized that only the hobbits call them Oliphants. Thanks thanks for stopping by Lennie, it's been rough getting many comments on my LOTR stuff recently so I appreciate it.
Meriadoc - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
I remember Oin and Gloin! And Fili and Kili and Mellie and Lennie and all those others... ;)

Seriously, I did read the Hobbit, a very long time ago, but only once I think. I read LOTR several times. Very good job though. Liked 'That's Gloin (not Groin)'.
Callmelennie - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Mumakil would be the name that the people of Harad call their own beasts. Something very interewsting about that word is that it is an Arabic plural form (one of many) and the Haradim (another Middle Eastern suffix) appear to represent North Africans, most likely Carthage
Lifeliver - October 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Inspired match. I'm not an AC/DC fan but enjoy all things Tolkienian. This is catchy.
Peregrin - October 05, 2012 - Report this comment
Hi Glen, nice to see you, long time :) I enjoyed this although I know nothing of the subject matter (some hobbit I am!).

Lifeliver: BUT...!!! This is early Bon Scott AC/DC - the GOOD stuff :) Before they became slightly predictable...

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