-> "Music of the Fight (Always Late)"
Original Song Title:
"Music of the Night"
Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Ope
Parody Song Title:
"Music of the Fight (Always Late)"
When we’re leaving, church or on vacation
Always late, it leaves me in frustration
I won’t have to grieve, if we both could only leave
Slowly, finely, cover when I wake-up
Don’t cuss, focus, one more line of make-up
What will others think, if they see the missing link?
I will look my best because I’ve earned the right
I’ll be the beauty, not the beast tonight
You look good, you look fine, you look acceptable
We’ll be late if you do this any more
Close your eyes, and walk out that f#%$in’ door
And let’s leave, as we’ve never left before
Whining, pining, you don’t bother caring
Please dear, come here, is that what you’re wearing?
Mister ‘loves his job’, can you not dress like a slob?
We have one chance to impress the human race
So go and change your tie, it’s a disgrace
I will not, there’s still time and it is not too far
There’s a mirror you can use inside the car
I just want the world to think that I look GREAT
But no one there will care, we’ll be too late
Stress me, peeve me, why don’t you just leave me?
Fine dear, stay here, I’ll be watching TV
This is all your fault, I’m a visual assault
How is it my fault, I said you look alright?
No, you said I’m ‘acceptable’, let’s fight
Ok, fine I don’t care how good your hair looks now
You have never cared about me, you big jerk
You would love to leave me here and go to work
It’s a Sunday, dear, and you have gone BERZERK
Stop it, drop it, and is a conjunction
Stressful, mess-full, look at this dysfunction
Why can’t we agree, that the one who’s right is me?
Can’t we be a team and make this right?
We’ve missed the function while we had a fight
We may not be orthodox or bright
But nothing is more fun than a good fight
It's not very far
I DON'T CARE, GET IN THE CAR
Why's the house not clean, and why are you turning green?
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