You wanna see the Norwe-gi-an Autobot
He's here to save the whole world from a meteor
His name is Jim, his last name's not needed here
And he needs you to go see the cinema

It involves a green-man-invasion
And destruction of a space statio-on
Our terror alert goes polka-do-o-ot
Jim start's out a peace-loving robo
But he's attacked by men with yo-yo-os
And fights them all in slo-mo

They have a car chase scene straight through Mardi-Gra
To save his love int'rest, J., Angelina
He travels time, but can't save Antarctica
Then questions all in "Broke Back Robotica'

Finds a new religious dimension
That Da Vinci made sure to mentio-on
And determine why Lisa has that smile
Then Jim borrows moves from the matrix
And meets a crazy dominatri-ix
Then stops to eat just one Twix

(And now, the time-travelling, final-showdown-ing, purple-polka-dot, moment-of-reckoning, robot-cowboys-eating-pudding guitar solo)

You wanna see the Norwe-gi-an Autobot
He saves the whole world from a meteor
Name is Jim, his last name's not needed here
And he is sure to give your mom an enema

Jim is forced to break out of prison
And enrage albino-Mel-Gibso-on
All while stealing the catch-phrase "I'll be ba-a-ack"
Halle Berry jets in a go-cart
The Hulk and Bruce Willis join the last pa-art
And they all take down Wal-Mart