I hate green eggs and ham (eggs and ham)
Sam I Am, dammit
Get away from me (way from me)
No, not in a tree
And not with a goat (with a goat)
Or in a boat, damn you
In a box you say (fox you say)
No, please go away
I hate you (I hate you)
With your spoiled and old meat
It’s saggy and shaggy and bad
Take those and scram (those and scram)
Sam I Am, you make me mad

I’ll go out for a walk
When I start hearing you talk
Of your meat
And rhyming spots to eat (blah blea blah)
I’m at home or the store
There’s a knock at the door
And it’s YOU
You’re plea to eat repeats

(GO AWAY)
Spare me Sammy, you bastard hole
(JUST AMSCRA)
Won’t touch the bowl, with twenty-foot poles
(OR YOU’LL PAY)
Made your case
Now get up out my face
Stuff that meat too (Wahoo [Dorae], Wahoo [Dorae])

Can’t stand green eggs and ham (eggs and ham)
Sam I Am, stop now
You’re not welcome here (welcome here)
Well, maybe with beer
No, wait, not in bars (or in cars)
Not near or far, Samwise
Never from a jar (from a jar)
Or covered in tar
I hate you (I hate you)
And your eggs smell like old feet
They’re rotten, forgotten a lot
Get on the lamb (on the lamb)
Sam I Am, I’ll miss you not

Not hopping on pop
Not on bottom or top will I dine
You make me paranoid (what the hell?)
Now stop and desist
Or meet my hairy fist as a sign
That me you should avoid

(GO AWAY)
Spare me Sammy, you bastard hole
(JUST AMSCRA)
Won’t touch the bowl, with twenty-foot poles
(OR YOU’LL PAY)
Made your case
Now get up out my face
Stuff that meat too (Wahoo [Dorae], Wahoo [Dorae])

Stop with green eggs and ham (eggs and ham)
Sam I Am, bastard
Not on summer’s eve (With your sleeve)
No, really just leave
Never with your cat (in his hat)
I’ll get my bat real soon
Not while I’m in France (Or perchance)
If it’s down my pants
I hate you (I hate you)
And your soiled with mold meat
It’s stinky and stanky and stunk
Now stop this sham (stop this sham)
Sam I Am, un-lucky punk

I-I-I hate you with your spoiled and old meat
It’s saggy and shaggy and...