Song Parodies -> Hammered

Original Song Title:	"Amber"
Original Performer:	311

Parody Song Title:	"Hammered"
Parody Written by:	2nz

Thanks, Norm
You got me beer for the dorm
I'm feelin' funky drunken
This experience
You know it doesn't make much sense
But it goes like...

(Oh no) Hammered up at college and I'm feelin' free
(Oh no) When I'm drunk ya know I'm easy

You wanna pull my strings with beer
Don't let me drive I can't steer
Oh I love you guy

(Oh no) Hammered like a freshman who should go study
(Oh no) I'm not old I can still party

(Oh no) Hammered lookin' all around but it's blurry
(Oh no) Elephants just flew over me

Can't go to bars today
Under-aged so I cannot stay

Where can I get those fake ID's
So the drink is mine
Wish I lived in Italy
They don't ID for wine

(Oh no) Hammered saying lots a things I will regret
(Oh no) I invented the Internet

I'd go to bed if I was smart
(So queasy)
laugh so hard that I fart
I must go, good-bye

(Wooohooo)
Cheers, Norm
For getting' beer for the dorm
(Wooohooo)
I'm feelin' funky drunken

Don't drink and try to operate anything that requires focus. That said, enjoy your college experience.

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Paul Robinson - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz - see you posted a couple today to put you over 25 parody submissions on the site! Congrats...Unfortunately both of today's posting are "DKTOS" to me so I can't vote but I'll looking for your post-25 postings in warped anticipation as always. In honor of your above topic I hail thee, SKOAL!!!! Hey, folks that DO know the original, get over here and "hammer" this author's submission into submission with your best voting implements and see what numbers come to mind.

2nz - January 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I missed your comment earlier this week, Paul. Thanks for the support. I guess I need one zero staring me in the face to remind me that I'm still rather new here. It also reminds me that I parody because I enjoy it and it's not supposed to be about the votes.

Paul Robinson - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz - Yes, I share that last sentiment, but as I've mentioned a couple times I like to see at least ONE response, even if it's not a vote...that's partly why I made my 1st one here, but also because I read yours here and thought the idea was pretty good. I would hope everyone who ever posts a parody here can get at least that for their work if they "x" the box allowing comments.

Agrimorfee - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment

2nz Appreciation Week kicks off as i try looking at low-voted songs of yours that I know. Here's 555 for a difficult-to-pace little song.

Jonathan S. - March 15, 2009 - Report this comment

Good job contrasting some of the lines from the original, especially the first two. 555

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Song Parodies -> Hammered

"Amber"

311

"Hammered"

2nz

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