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Song Parodies -> "Bad Chicken Pox"

Original Song Title:

"Man in the Box"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alice in Chains

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Chicken Pox"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

I've got bad chicken pox
Can't get rid of it
Doctor cannot save me
Itchy...

Scray-ay-ay-ach my eyes (also scratch my butt)
Jey-ey-ey-ey-sus Christ (will I get better)
Hey-ey-ey-ey you guys (where ya runnin')
Fe-e-e-e-e-ver will rise (Scratch this mother...)

From my head to my feet
No more dates damn it
My friends say I'm red-y
Funny...

Scray-ay-ay-ach my eyes (also scratch my butt)
Jey-ey-ey-ey-sus Christ (will I get better)
Hey-ey-ey-ey you guys (where ya runnin')
Fe-e-e-e-e-ver will rise (Scratch this mother...)

Scray-ay-ay-ach my eyes (also scratch my butt)
Jey-ey-ey-ey-sus Christ (will I get better)
Hey-ey-ey-ey you guys (where ya runnin')
Fe-e-e-e-e-ver will rise (Scratch this mother...)
Kids, you're gonna have red blotches on yourselves for a while, and you're gonna itch like crazy. Just know that this is normal and cheer up. This is nothing compared to the acne battle headed your way in the future.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this parody definitely does more than just scratch the surface.
Joelle - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! I hated having the chicken pox!
2nz - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Joelle and JD.
MrMacphisto - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I was itching to give this one... 5 5 5
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Take 555 and call a doctor in the morning.
Red Ant - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great one 2nz, 555.

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