-> "Utopriah"
Original Song Title:
"Piano Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Utopriah"
The Lyrics
[O-frey Dog]
It’s five o’clock and my show is on
My audience stands on its feet
If all talk hosts met at dinner time
Then I have the most powerful seat
I say “Folks
I have stories inspiring,
And guests who’ve had stress I can probe
People show me respect
And so no one suspects
My plan to take over the globe
Oh, blah, blah blah, blee blee blah
Blah blah, blea blee blah, blah, blah
[CROWD]
Sell us some crap
You are O-frey Dog
Tell us what stuff we need
Cause we’re comfortable when you are leading us
And let us know what books to read
[O-frey Dog]
Now, Phil, who’s up next,
Is my General
He subdues the crowd for me
He disparages men
Questions marriage and then
States exactly how those two should be
He says, “O,
I think Rosie opposes us
So I’ll go and enlist Donald Trump
To destroy such a clucking, large TV host
Don will verbally on her take dumps”
Oh, blah, blah blah, blee blee blah
Blah blah, blea blee blah, blah, blah
Now Tom Cruise is my evil nemesis
He wrestles and jumps on my couch
When I scheme he evades me
With religious crazy
While Katie keeps him in a crouch
We have minions who influence politics
Crowds buy magazines smeared with my face
Yes, we're sharing a
Dream called Utopriah
And designing a lizard-man race (I mean cooking)
[CROWD]
Show us this world
Called Utopriah
Show us just how to live
You’ve inspired the masses to follow you
Now tell us how much we should give
[O-frey Dog]
It's a pretty good time for a president
With the soul I need for my design
So I think when he runs
I’ll support him with funds
And soon it will be Obama time
And the college I built there in Africa
Is a clever disguise for my lair
And though I’ve conquered all
Can’t get Stedman to call
Now I tell you that just isn’t fair
Oh, blah, blah blah, blee blee blah
Blah blah, blea blee blah, blah, blah
[CROWD]
You are the ‘O’
In Utopriah
You are a ‘win’ for all
Well, we want you
To ‘frey’ our society
And you've got us hearing your call
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