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Song Parodies -> "Mister Rabies"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me Maybe"

Original Performer:

Carly Rae Jepsen

Parody Song Title:

"Mister Rabies"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

All about the title sub for this one. The story is fictional, but the Pug mentioned is based on my real life Pug, Buster, who's awesome. Thought he deserved a cameo here. Anyway, enjoy and good luck avoiding those habituated animals. Things start to go wrong when wildlife gets a little TOO used to us.
I took a walk in the park
Not worried, it wasn’t dark
My doggy started to bark
Something had made him stray

My pug is always so tough
And also chill as McGruff
I guess he’d just had enough
He wouldn’t sit or stay

Walks, he enjoys it
Bladder, he just voids it
We start hearing noises
What is it that’s annoyed you, doggy?

Hey, it’s a raccoon
Not seen one lately
He looks so friendly
It’s maybe rabies

On close inspection
he looks SHADY
He’s walking toward me
I think it’s rabies

Hey, I just met you,
Don’t act so crazy
So now I’m running
From maybe rabies

Now always showing up
See him DAILY
Stares through my window
That Mister Rabies

Raccoon’s nocturnal, that’s right
But he comes out when it’s light
He wears some shades when it’s bright
And stalks out there all day

He’s raiding my garbage pail
Leave’s a mess without fail
And now he’s reading my mail-ers
He won’t go a-way

Scared he will bite me
Rough fur, he’s unsightly
Each night, tries to skype me
Dammit he facebook-liked me, doggy

Hey, he just tweeted
He really hates me
He barely knows me
That Mister Rabies

It’s hard to sleep right
Scrape-y, SCRAPE-Y
He’ll claw my roof off
That Mister Rabies

Reads Amiright now
And 1s he rates me
So HE’S the 1s guy
That Mister Rabies

Bad-mouths me on the news
He got on Springer
That Mister Rabies

And now he keeps me up all night
He makes me so mad
He makes me so mad
He makes me so, so mad

He’s always asking for a fight
He makes me so mad
I think he knows that
He makes me so, so mad

My former girlfriend
Used to DATE me
He got her number
That Mister Rabies

So this is war now
Won’t let him break me
Want retribution
On Mister Rabies

It’s time to say goodbye
Show him HADES
Build Terminators
For Mister Rabies

I try to get rid of this guy
He makes me so mad
He makes me so mad
He makes me so, so mad

He never stops to tell me why
He makes me so mad
He prob’ly knows that

He’s Mister Rabies

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I was just thinking of this OS last night for a few ideas, rabies wasn't one of them. Great song, loved the line about getting your girlfriend's number. The visual of the raccoon stalking you is pretty funny :)
Anonymous Raccoon - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate this. 1s. soooooooo baaaaaad
Glen S - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the support Jeff. I was doing the same thing, and stumbled onto the 'rabies' sub. That's one of my favorite lines too. And darn you, raccoon.

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