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Song Parodies -> "Only my Balogna"

Original Song Title:

"Bungle In The Jungle"

Original Performer:

Jethro Tull

Parody Song Title:

"Only my Balogna"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Funny idea I had on my long drives to Colorado over the last week. Enjoy you all. Also, this was partly inspired by the one-liners from Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men. Fans of the films will probably recognize them right away.
Here in my deli
I’ve got lots of nice treats
Cheeses are top-notch,
but best are all my meats
If you should crave a bite
open up wider
Ready your ap-petite my beef’s a decider.
You’ve heard of Subway
they sell you a foot-long
well my meat is longer
it’s hardy and good-strong

oh, it’s only my bologna
you should try some, don’t flee (no)
It’s so salty, you’ll applaud me
it’s a snake that I guarantee

Just say a word and
I’ll show you my rump roast
when much is at steak,
I never disappoint some boast
Is it exciting when I
make your mouth water
I see you’re liking,
so will your daughter
I hear you all gossip,
“If I had three wishes
I’d get three more helpings, his meat
is delicious”.

Now don’t hurt her, franky-furter
you should try some, you’ll see (yes)
It’s a swell dish, you won’t relish
It’s a snake that can shake your tree

The world is so full
of bad imitations
My pig needs a blanket
and several gyrations
A lover of beef
should give my beef a try
yes, you’ll know with just one taste
I’m your favorite guy
So just try a little
my magic’s revealed.
My customers all seem
so pleased with their meals

That’s my fatty sausage patty
you should try some, on me (yes)
Try the cider, that’s inside ‘er
It’s no fake, let’s make history (yeah)

That’s my bony pepperoni
you should try some, for free (yes)
You’ll be lunching, you’ll be munching
For your lock, here’s my meaty key

A Tsunami of salami
you should try some, ya hee (yes)

Now you musta heard of my mustard

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Matthias - February 27, 2012 - Report this comment
You are honestly the master of the rhyme. This was filled with some top notch ones and some great puns as well. Well done or was it rare actually both.

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