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Also known as: Ian Anderson. Submitted by: austin
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"A Song for Jeffrey" | Jeffrey being the band's bassist Jeffrey Hammond - Evan |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Ian Anderson" | "Vendor at a news stand" | During his lunch breaks there, he read copies of "Melody Maker" and "New Musical Express", that inspired him to join a band. - Ra'akone |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Mick Abrahams" | "This guy broke from the herd after the first album, and went on to form Blodwyn Pig. Although not very Tull-like, the first several releases by Mick's band are solid efforts worth seeking out if you like your blues up-tempo and "dirty" at the same time." | - princejellyfish |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Cheap Day Return" | Only 1:20 long the song features one verse, that does not contain "Cheap Day Return" or any of the individual words in the title. "Cheap day return" refers to a type of train ticket in England and the song was written after Ian Anderson took a train to visit his father in the hospital, and wonders whether the nurses are giving him the care he needs. - Doug N. |
"Hymn 43" | Not really a hymn, but it was quite controversial in its time; not for the morally questionable lyrics, but for the graphic (and quite accurate) account of the white man's distortion of history concerning their relationship with Native Americans in the Old West, both in books and Hollywood movies. The song claims rightfully that the white man used religion as an excuse to murder defenseless tribes - Rocky |
"For Michael Collins, Jeffery, and Me" | "Everyone knows who Neil Armstrong is, but SOMEONE had to stay behind and mind the store. Michael Collins is the boy who got no cake at the party known as the moonshot in '69. - princejellyfish |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Bunga In The Jungle" | "Bungle In The Jungle" | Yeah |
"Screecher" | "Teacher" | Nicole Velocin |
"Fast Lane Through The Cornfield" | "Freeway On The Farm" | Nicole Velocin |
"Flatteries Not Included" | "Batteries Not Included" | Nicole Velocin |
"Preacher" | "Teacher" | Paul Warren |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Farm On The Freeway," | A freeway is no place for a farm | Isac |
"Skating Away (on the Thin Ice of a New Day)," | Days are not made of ice | Evan |
"Steel Monkey," | Monkeys aren't made of steel. | Yvette Bristle |
"Ears Of Tin," | Body parts aren't made of tin. | Yvette Bristle |
"Living In The Past," | Not until someone events a time machine. | Peter |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Stupid Girl," Garbage | "Thick As A Brick," Jethro Tull | |
"Time Machine," The Click Five | "Living In The Past," Jethro Tull | |
"Tarzan And Jane," Aqua | "Bungle In The Jungle," Jethro Tull | |
"At The Zoo," Simon And Garfunkel | "Look At The Animals," Jethro Tull | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Locomotive Breath" | "Covid Breath" | Grandpa |
"Locomotive Breath" | "Covid Breath" | Rik Goldsmith |
"Living In The Past" | "Living With An Ass" | Paul Robinson |
"Aqualung" | "Allison" | Hu’s On First |
"Aqualung" | "Judge Roy Moore" | giblet o'sarcasm |
"Aqualung" | "Popsicle" | Hu's On First |
"Locomotive Breath" | "Locomotive Breath" | Hu's On First |
"A Passion Play Part 2" | "A Day at the Zoo Part 2" | okayokay |
"The Story of the Hare Who Lost His Spectacles" | "The Story of the Bear Who Drank Some Budweiser" | okayokay |
"A Passion Play Part 1" | "A Day at the Zoo Part 1" | okayokay |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Apogee | Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction | JeReMy |
Locomotive Breath | Altoids | Josh |
Thick As A Brick | Guinness Extra Stout | Josh |
Bungle In The Jungle | I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here! | pickle* |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Too Old To Rock and Roll, Too Young To Die | Keith Richard's House | Mark |
Locomotive Breath | Amtrak | Billy Florio |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
The Loco-Motion Little Eva | Locomotive Breath Jethro Tull | The Loco-Motion Breath | Britney Spears into pruning hooks |
Old MacDonald Had A Farm Traditional | Farm On The Freeway Jethro Tull | Old MacDonald Had A Farm On The Freeway | Isac |
And She Was Talking Heads | Said She Was A Dancer Jethro Tull | And She Said She Was A Dancer | Alex |
Welcome To The Jungle Guns N' Roses | Bungle In The Jungle Jethro Tull | Welcome To The Bungle In The Jungle | Rocky Rhodes |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
There are additional Jethro Tull Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Locomotive Breath"
Misheard Lyrics: Pouring down the corridor
Original Lyrics: Crawling down the corridor
| "Thick as a Brick"
Misheard Lyrics: Budweiser don't know how it feels
Original Lyrics: Your wise men don't know how it feels
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"Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics: And if I just messed up your thought displeasures
Original Lyrics: And if I just messed up your thoughtless pleasures,
| "Christmas Song"
Misheard Lyrics: You're missing the point, nature does not need making
Original Lyrics: You're missing the point I'm sure does not need making
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"Bungle in the Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics: Walking through forests of hungry apartments
Original Lyrics: Walking through forests of palm tree apartments
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Robert Bernstein Apparently this guy heard the same thing! https://kzclip.com/video/GUE3vCZhkKU/re-jethro-tull-bungle-in-the-jungle-cover-by-motta.html |
There are additional misheard stories available. |
"Aqualung"
The Funny Lyrics: "Snot is running down his nose
Why They're Funny: What songs include the word snot in them
Submitted by: Eric
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"Bungle in the Jungle"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Down by the waterhole, drunk every Friday
Eating their nuts, saving their raisins for Sunday. Lions and tigers who wait in the shadows They're fast but they're lazy, and sleep in green meadows. Why They're Misrhymed: This song is full of sloppy rhyming. They tried, I'm sure, but c'mon... 'Friday' with 'Sunday'?
Submitted by: Princess Ana
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"Heavy Horses"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: ...'bring me a philly for your proud stallion seed'
Why They're Inappropriate: 'The mere thought of Ian Anderson pimping for his pony is akin to a sandpaper ear-swab.
Submitted by: princejellyfish
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"Crazed Institution"
The Lyrics: You can wear a gold Piaget on your semaphore wrist
Product Brand Name: Piaget watches
Submitted by: Reid McTaggart
| "Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die"
The Lyrics: He once owned a Harley Davidson and a Triumph Bonneville
Product Brand Name: 2 motorcycle companies: Harley Davidson (make) and Triumph (make) Bonneville (model)
Submitted by: Andy Primus
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