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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Jethro Tull that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 147 misheard song lyrics for Jethro Tull on amIright currently.

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"Acres Wild" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll make love to you
In awkward places.
Original Lyrics:
I'll make love to you
In all good places.
"Alive And Well And Living In..." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if he feels like crying, she's bent on Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
And if he feels like crying, she's there to hear him.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the mice and Klingons in your beard are screaming 'f*g' at me
or
The mice that hang on to your beard are screaming 'f**' at me.
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard is screaming agony.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As he bends to pet the doggie
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As he bends to pick a dog up
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Crying in the old suck
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you still remember December fuck'n freez
Original Lyrics:
Do you still remeber December's foggy freeze
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dooshing out the foul stench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dying in the cold sun
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls in satin pants
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bandaged hands
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
No, but i feel like an idiot.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bat in hand
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench five little girls in battered panties
or
Eyeing little girls with panties pent
or
Eyeing little girls with fattened heads
or
Eyeing little girls with fattened heads
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with padded tents
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with panties tense
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Eying little girls with battered panties.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead c***.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feeling up a dead duck
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls in battered tents
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls in satin pants.
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with bad implants
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battened tents.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battered 10-speeds
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Five little girls with battered heads
Original Lyrics:
Eyeing little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like gnats in the spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like maggots in the spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like members in the spring
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flowers move like magnets in a spring.
Original Lyrics:
Flowers bloom like madness in the spring.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying is a pulson
Original Lyrics:
Drying in the cold sun
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Greasy fingers striking savage blows
Original Lyrics:
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He bends to pick a dog a**.
Original Lyrics:
As he bends to pick the dog end.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad As he bends to pet the dog and He goes down to the park and wants his feed.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad As he bends to pick a dog-end He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad, as he bends to kick a dog in.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad, as he bends to pick a dog-end.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pet the dog and
He goes down to the park and warms his feet.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Neck hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dark end
He goes down to the park and warms his feet
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nectared and fat
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bar and warms his feet.
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
As he bends to pick a dog-end,
He goes down to the bog and warms his feet.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nicotine bat
Original Lyrics:
Leg hurting bad
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nine little girls in satin tents.
Original Lyrics:
Eying little girls with bad intent.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Peeing like a dead duck
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pot is smoking out his nose
Lying to my oldest son
Spitting out words like damn & f***
Hey, I am h***.
Original Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
Hey, Aqualung!
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shitting on a park bench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with padded tits
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with patted t**.
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Eyeing little girls with bad intent.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on the pot bitch
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a pork roast
Original Lyrics:
Sitting on a park bench
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sitting on a red duck.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling like a dead duck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Driving with an old son
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
Original Lyrics:
Snot is running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Socks running down his nose.
Original Lyrics:
Snot running down his nose.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung.
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lungs!
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken lung
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his throat and lung.
Original Lyrics:
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop running daddy's nose
Crying in the old suck
Feeling like a bad duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken love.
Original Lyrics:
Snot running down his nose
Drying in the cold sun
Feeling like a dead duck
Spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun's frickin' cold.
Original Lyrics:
Sun streaking cold
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun-streaken cold
Original Lyrics:
Sun-streaking cold
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They still remember December's froggy freeze.
Original Lyrics:
Do you still remember December's foggy freeze?
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw him a bone
A nd it hits him in the noggin.
Original Lyrics:
Feeling alone
As he bends to pick a dog-end.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly Paki's run.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Editor's note: This performer is a band, not the first and last name of a solo artist. Therefore, it should be properly sorted under the letter "J".
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty panties run.
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty pappies run!
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the frilly panties run!
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty pathies run
Original Lyrics:
Watching as the pretty panties run
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming at your knees
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming agony
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the lice clinged to your beard was screaming agony
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard is screaming agony.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When they heist the thing on to your bed
With screaming agony.
Original Lyrics:
When the ice that clings onto your beard
Is screaming agony.
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You poor old sot
Original Lyrics:
You poor old sod
"Aqualung" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
let curtain back as he bends to pet a doggy
Original Lyrics:
leg hurting bad and bends to pick a dog end
"Baker St. Muse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circumcise the culprit's head.
Original Lyrics:
Circumcised with cold print hands.
"Baker St. Muse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Circumcised the corporate head.
Original Lyrics:
Circumcised with cold print hands.
"Baker St. Muse"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll pay the villains mega-well.
Original Lyrics:
I'll pay the bill and make her well.
"Bungle In The Jingle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's game in the attic
Play, it's a winner.
Original Lyrics:
This game that we animals
Play is a winner.
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a tiger and a war dove,
and a snake if I disagree
Original Lyrics:
I'm a tiger when I want love,
and I'm a snake when we disagree
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rivers are full of drunk and down out-skis
Original Lyrics:
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rivers are full of drunk and drowned bass.
Original Lyrics:
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties.
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rivers are full of dumbasses
Original Lyrics:
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's danger in alleys
Ray is the winner.
Original Lyrics:
This game that we animals
Play is a winner.
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
They're fat and they're lazy
and sleep in green meadows
Original Lyrics:
They're fast but they're lazy
and sleep in green meadows
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll closet you back to send the children good-nighty.
Original Lyrics:
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're close at your back to send the children good night, eh
Original Lyrics:
With claws at your back to send a chill through the night air.
"Bungle In The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well let's bungle in her bung hole.
Original Lyrics:
Well let's bungle in the jungle.
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
By the tiger and the water
Original Lyrics:
I'm a tiger and I want love
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a tiger with a warm glove, I'm a snake when we disagree
Original Lyrics:
I'm a tiger when I want love, and I'm a snake when we disagree
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's bongo in the jungle.
Original Lyrics:
Let's bungle in the jungle.
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rivers are full of drunken dynasties
And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass
Original Lyrics:
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
And He who made kittens put snakes in the grass
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The rivers are full of drunken dynasties
Original Lyrics:
The rivers are full of crocodile nasties
"Bungle in the Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well let's bungle in the jungle.
Original Lyrics:
Well it's bungle in the jungle.
"BungleIn The Jungle" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Down by the waterhore, drunk every Friday
Original Lyrics:
Down by the waterhole, drunk every Friday
"Cheap Day Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She made you pee yes, for your autograph.
Original Lyrics:
She made you tea, asked for your autograph.
"Cheap Day Return" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Unpleasant platform
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the silk gray ash
That's falling on your pants.
Original Lyrics:
On Preston platform
Do your soft shoe shuffle dance
Brush away the cigarette ash
That's falling down your pants.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And who would steal the candy
From a loving baby's mom
Original Lyrics:
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Laughing in the playground-gets no kiss from little boys
Original Lyrics:
Laughing in the playground-gets no kicks from little boys
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rather make it with electric trains
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running naked with a lashing braid.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Running naked with electric brains
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She dives in Hampstead Village
Then expends a pound of drool.
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead Village
On expense-account gruel.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather fake it with electric brains.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a lash and bray.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a lecherous freak.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric brain.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching gray.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric rain
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric strings.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Cross-Eyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Would rather make it with electric trains.
Original Lyrics:
Would rather make it with a letching grey.
"Crosseyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lives in a hamster village
And expends a pound of gruel
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead village
On expense-account gruel.
"Crosseyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber baby
Original Lyrics:
Crosseyed mary
"Crosseyed Mary" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She does enhance the village
With expense account cruel.
Original Lyrics:
She dines in Hampstead village
On expense-account gruel.
"For Michael Collins, Jeffrey, and Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm with you lamb
Though it's a shame that it had to be you.
Original Lyrics:
I'm with you LEM
Though it's a shame that it had to be you.
"Heavy Horses" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you're down to the glue
And there's no work to do
The Tax Man's on his way
Original Lyrics:
Now you're down to the few
And there's no work to do
The tractor's on its way
"Hymn 43" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Whose busy with his bunny games...
Original Lyrics:
Whose busy with his money games...
"Journeyman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Too late to stop for tea at your Aunt Rose.
Original Lyrics:
Too late to stop for tea at Gerard's Cross.
"Life Is A Long Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As the Baker Street train spills your paint all over your new dress
Original Lyrics:
As the Baker Street train spills your pain all over your new dress
"Life Is A Long Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
La fa lay lan san
Original Lyrics:
Life is a long song.
"Life Is A Long Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Latino's song
Original Lyrics:
Life is a love song.
The name of the song is "Life is a Long Song" not "Life is a Love Song"! Ref. "Jethro Tull 25th - Complete Lyrics" 2nd Edition (1996), pub. by Palmyra, edited by Karl Schramm and Gerald J. Burns. Copyright 1993. ISBN 3-930378-11-6.
"Life Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life's a lonesome
Life's an ensemble
But the tune ends too soon for a song
Original Lyrics:
Life's a long song
Life's a long song
But the tune ends too soon for us all
"Life Is A Love Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love's a long song.
Original Lyrics:
Life is a long song.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And God, he stole the haddock
Original Lyrics:
God stole the handle
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the famous watchtower boy's got his tush low down.
Original Lyrics:
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train it wants to go with no way to slow down.
Original Lyrics:
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop oh there's no way to slow down
He hears the sirens howling
Original Lyrics:
And the train it won't stop going there's no way to slow down
He hears the silence howling
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gay!
Original Lyrics:
Eahy!
It's in middle of the flute solo.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Locomotion breath
Original Lyrics:
Locomotive breath
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My boyfriend and my girlfriend
Are in bed and having fun.
Original Lyrics:
His woman and his best friend
Are in bed and having fun.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No it could slow down
Original Lyrics:
No way to slow down
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, it's over Anna
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
Original Lyrics:
Charlie stole the handle
And the train, it won't stop going; no way to slow down.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it could slow down.
Original Lyrics:
No way to slow down.
"Locomotive Breath" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With the struggling madness of locomotive breasts
or
With the struggling madness of locomotive death
Original Lyrics:
In the shuffling madness of locomotive breath
"Minstrel In The Gallery" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And he looked at all the forensics maids.
Original Lyrics:
And he looked at all the friends he'd made.
"Orion"
Misheard Lyrics:
Step through people who toss paper in their sleep
Original Lyrics:
Stare through at people who toss fitful in their sleep
"Pied Piper"
Misheard Lyrics:
My four-stroke (Harley-David)son will pick you up.
Original Lyrics:
My four-stroke song will pick you up.
"Ring Out Solstice Bells" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not let the snausages begin
Winter is a glass on the chicken
Seven maids moon seven times
Now to let the granny and the lime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Joystick and believe the mistletoe
Fight the holly, open a window
Seven threw his nostrils seven times
Sing the song the bells won't let me chime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring out (ring out) these sausage bells
Ring out (ring out) the sauce's bells
Take me to the distance is the sun
Dreadful at the still the planet Tron
Seven maids moving seven times
Sing the song the bells don't let me chime
Ring out those bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Original Lyrics:
Now is the solstice of the year, winter is the glad song that you hear.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.
Ring out these bells. Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Join together beneath the mistletoe
By the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Praise be to the distant sister sun, joyful as the silver planets run.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out those bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Ring on, ring out.
Ring on, ring out.
"Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the robin craves the summer
Dinosaurs are bred.
Original Lyrics:
As the robin craves the summer
To hide his smock of red.
"Skating Away (On the Thin Ice of the New Day)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you ever get the feeling that the stories do their reeling in the present tense?
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever get the feeling that the story's too damn real and in the present tense?
"Skating Away On The Thin Ice Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you cross the circle line
The a**hole breathes behind.
Original Lyrics:
As you cross the circle line
The ice wall creaks behind.
"Skating Away On The Thin Ice Of A New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
As you cross the circle line
Did the a**h*** reach behind?
Original Lyrics:
As you cross the circle line
The ice wall creaks behind.
"Skating Away On The Thin Ice Of The New Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause you were bred for humanity
Insult to society.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause you were bred for humanity
And sold to society.
"Song For Jeffrey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna go to get my gopher, gonna kill away my car.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lose my way tomorrow, gotta give away my car.
"Songs From The Wood" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
To heal the wounds and steal the pain
That threatens the gay man again.
Original Lyrics:
To heal the wound and still the pain
That threatens again and again.
"Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sense in sitting there healing everyone
No matter I love his castle isn't whole.
Original Lyrics:
No sense in sitting there hating everyone
No man's an island and his castle isn't home.
"Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes, drinking had him lying there in bed
Original Lyrics:
Suntanned, drink in hand, lying there in bed
"Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dawn was coming
I heard him ringing on my beard.
Original Lyrics:
The dawn was coming
I heard him ringing on my bell.
"Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the damn was coming
Heard him ringing on my bell.
Original Lyrics:
Well, the dawn was coming
I heard him ringing on my bell.
"Thick As A Brick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got you all as victims now.
Original Lyrics:
I'll judge you all and make damn sure.
"Thick As A Brick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ike budged your more and wake up damsel poor.
Original Lyrics:
I'll judge you all and make damn sure.
"Thick As A Brick" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then you shave your head and say, 'It's a shame.'
Original Lyrics:
Then you shake your head and say 'It's a shame.'
"To Cry You A Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time, since shaking my way.
Well I'm a black bird, I've got changes to make.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time; still shaking my wings.
Well I'm a glad bird; I've got changes to ring.
"To Cry You A Song" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rattling obscenities and taking too long
Original Lyrics:
Rattling of safety chain taking too long
"Too Young to Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try out vaudeville
Original Lyrics:
Triumph Bonneville
With the references to Harley-Davidson, sparkplugs and sports cars, vaudeville made no sense in connnection to the rest of the song.

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