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Jethro Tull, "Ring Out Solstice Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not let the snausages begin
Winter is a glass on the chicken
Seven maids moon seven times
Now to let the granny and the lime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Joystick and believe the mistletoe
Fight the holly, open a window
Seven threw his nostrils seven times
Sing the song the bells won't let me chime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring out (ring out) these sausage bells
Ring out (ring out) the sauce's bells
Take me to the distance is the sun
Dreadful at the still the planet Tron
Seven maids moving seven times
Sing the song the bells don't let me chime
Ring out those bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Winter is a glass on the chicken
Seven maids moon seven times
Now to let the granny and the lime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Joystick and believe the mistletoe
Fight the holly, open a window
Seven threw his nostrils seven times
Sing the song the bells won't let me chime
Ring out these bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring out (ring out) these sausage bells
Ring out (ring out) the sauce's bells
Take me to the distance is the sun
Dreadful at the still the planet Tron
Seven maids moving seven times
Sing the song the bells don't let me chime
Ring out those bells
Ring out these sausage bells
Ring sauce's bells
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Ring on, ring out
Original Lyrics:
Now is the solstice of the year, winter is the glad song that you hear.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.
Ring out these bells. Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Join together beneath the mistletoe
By the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Praise be to the distant sister sun, joyful as the silver planets run.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out those bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Ring on, ring out.
Ring on, ring out.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Have the lads up ready in a line.
Ring out these bells. Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Join together beneath the mistletoe
By the holy oak whereon it grows.
Seven druids dance in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out these bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Praise be to the distant sister sun, joyful as the silver planets run.
Seven maids move in seven time.
Sing the song the bells call, loudly chiming.
Ring out those bells.
Ring out, ring solstice bells.
Ring solstice bells.
Ring on, ring out.
Ring on, ring out.
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