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Song Parodies -> "Xavier's Song (Damn Mutants)"

Original Song Title:

"Dear Prudence"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Xavier's Song (Damn Mutants)"

Parody Written by:

2nz

The Lyrics

This is another parody contribution to Matthias' 'superheroes/White Album' project. Check the messageboards, become awesome, and join the project thats sweeping the nation! Also, enjoy Xavier bitching for a bit about his X-men.
Damn mutants,
They will never obey-ey-ey
Damn mutants,
Wolverine, sit, stay-ay-ay-aaaaaaay
You won’t be late, you’ll clean your plate, or Jean will make you levitate
Damn mutants,
Gambit, put those away

Damn mutants,
Cyclops close your eye-eye-eyes
Damn mutants,
Beast, put down those guy-uy-uy-iiiiies
Be careful, dorks, with teleports, I won’t have much to tell the courts
Damn mutants,
Storm just stop and clear these skiiiiiies…

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Crazy kids

Damn mutants,
Iceman just won’t chi-i-ill
Damn mutants,
Pyro broke my gri-i-i-iiiiiiill
Can’t kick behind, since I’m confined, but I can still invade their minds
Damn mutants,
Wait until they get the bill…

Damn mutants,
Oh, get some clothes on mysti-i-ique
Damn mutants,
Been going Rogue all wee-ee-ee-eeeeeeek
Morale is low, on this freak show, how will we fight with Magneto?
Damn mutants,
Our outlook is bleak

Copyright 2012+ Glen Stollberger

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Matthias - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Professor X complaining about his students. I loved it! This was great and I could really see this in the animated series it would have been fantastic! Perhaps this will be in the next X-Men movie!
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
This is packed with great lines.
Callmelennie - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I don't know aboout sweeping the nation, but it's certainly sweeping the May 25, 2012 edition of Amiright song parodies., that's fer sure. I'm left with mixed feelings here -- I was never into comic books but I was way into the White Album. Maybe I'll come up with something

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