Song Parodies -> Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Panic" |
| Original Performer: | Coldplay |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Panic (the Roadkill song)" |
| Parody Written by: | MrMacphisto |
this was inspired by the "Squirrels just wanna go crunch" parody
Bones, crunching like scones
Brake is on the floor
Moans, places they roam
As I hit one more
And I smashed up a pitiful squirrel
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I smashed up a pitiful squirrel
Drones, talking on phones
Why don't they watch more?
Groans, broke a few bones
Hood's covered in gore
And I ran down an idiot girl
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I ran down an idiot girl
(sounds of screeching and then repeat chorus)
Oh, all that I know
Is I made a hit and run
Now everytime I drive, I'll only go when green's on
Brake is on the floor
Moans, places they roam
As I hit one more
And I smashed up a pitiful squirrel
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I smashed up a pitiful squirrel
Drones, talking on phones
Why don't they watch more?
Groans, broke a few bones
Hood's covered in gore
And I ran down an idiot girl
Yeah I did, Yeah I did
I ran down an idiot girl
(sounds of screeching and then repeat chorus)
Oh, all that I know
Is I made a hit and run
Now everytime I drive, I'll only go when green's on
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Great pacing, but you didn't really capture me with the humor in this one. 5-4-4
Yeah, this is one of my weaker songs....
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