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Song Parodies -> "Paradajz"

Original Song Title:

"Paradise"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Paradajz"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

O.K.,unless you know Croatian,don't bother with this one.I wrote it for my own amusement and don't expect any comments and ratings.Basically,it's a linguistic word-play involving the English word "paradise" and the Croatian word "paradajz"(trans. tomato;pronounced the same way as paradise).
So,either move on to the next spoof,continue with this one,or run it through Google Translator.It's your choice.
[blesavo dugi intro]

Kad je bila tek mala curica
Svidjela joj se rajčica
Svaki dan,svaku noć ju je jela
Pa čak i kad je spavala
Ona voli para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Para- para-paradajz
Kad ga vidi,poludi
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Kad je bila tek mala curica
Samo joj se jela rajčica
Čim ju vidi,smiješak s lica
Pogotovo kad je u pitanju pizza

Ona jede
Ona ždere
Svaku salatu,svaku juhu
Čak joj crveno vidim u uhu
Bilo da je ručak ili večera
Ona samo navali
Bilo da je doručak ili užina
Zalogaji joj nisu mali

Ona voli jesti para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh

Ona voli jesti para- para- paradajz
Para- para-paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

La la la La
La la la

Toliko jesti nije smjela
Kaže oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
Sad je kuja debela

Za to je kriv para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Da,kriv je para- para- paradajz
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Ona obožava para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Voli para- para- paradajz
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Ova pjesma veliča para- para- paradajz
Para- para- paradajz
Fu*k yeah, para- para- paradajz
Whoa-oh-oh oh-oooh oh-oh-oh.

Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo

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