How long can I hold it in?
Before I fart, before I break wind?
How long before it's too ripe
So that my drawers don't get brown-striped?
Where can, where can I go?
Gotta fart somewhere so they'll never know.
Whose desk can I go behind
So that they don't think the fart is mine?

I look, look to my right
Too many people have me in their sight.
I dream, dream of release
Every thought that I have, just another tease.
How much can I possibly stand?
Should I let it fly like a man?
I'll fart before I might pop
So that my puckering can stop.

What's that noise, and what's that smell?
Can't let my expression tell.

My fart goes flying at the speed of smell,
I wish I could turn on a fan.
The gas comes flying out my underwear,
If you could smell it, then you'd wave your hand.

The spray that you'll never find
Glade and Renuzit could never design
A fragrance to cover up
The smell of Chinese and throw-up.
So rank that you can't breathe
But I swear it wasn't me.
Some things are hard to believe
But this one was done so obviously.

What's that noise, and what's that smell?
Can't let my expression tell.

My fart goes flying at the speed of smell,
I wish I could turn on a fan.
The gas comes flying out my underwear,
If you could smell it, then you'd wave your hand.
Oh, when you smell it better wave your hand!

All that smell, they think something died.
I say I did not provide.
If you denied, you must have supplied.
Ew!

My fart goes flying at the speed of smell,
I wish I could turn on a fan.
The gas comes flying out my underwear,
If you could smell it, then you'd wave your hand.
Oh, when you smell it better wave your hand!