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Utahns are the world's leading purchasers of Jell-o. Whether they are the leading *consumers* of Jell-o is another question entirely, for Utahns are also renowned for the construction of terrific Jell-o molds, which usually are gifted to unsuspecting members of the local congregation (ward). Also, Mormons eschew alcohol but are quite fond of a casserole popularly called "funeral potatoes." The correlation of these facts eludes scholars; whatever your position, please help yourself to Robert Lund's delectable recording of this parody (recently aired on Salt Lake's 107.5 The End):
Look how the ward
They brought dessert for you
They brought a salad too
It was all Jell-o

Oh bless their hearts
They heard you got the flu
So they brought all this food
It's wall-to-wall Jell-o

When I got feeling bold
I ate that brownish mold
It's apricot Jell-o

Babe please
I need a jiggly fix
Grate cheese
And lots of carrot sticks
You know
I've got a Cool Whip soul

With chunks of pineapple

I went to school
I went to lunch with you
My friends'd join us too
And we would snarf Jell-o

We used a straw
Or just our mouth and nose
Sometimes we'd overdose
And then we'd barf Jell-o

I fear
Your alkie brother brought
These here
I think they're Jell-o shots
Oh dear
My favorite flavor is lime

We could pretend they're just fine

Let's brew-ooh
A batch of Berry Blue-ooh

Look at the spread
The neighbors brought for you
Funeral potatoes too
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Wild man - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Spaff!
D Stone - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent recording - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild and D: Kraft and I thank you.
Jeff Reuben - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Finally got a chance to listen to this (being an old fogey, I wasn't familiar with the original...I should stop listening to so much country and sports radio). Reminds me of a saying: "I won't eat anything that's green and moving." "What about Jello?" So this was actually on a radio station out in Utah? Excellent job! And the recording really adds weight to the lyrics (as always). Something (for me) to shoot for, you have some of the best recordings on this site! - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jeff. That means a lot from you. And, yes, the morning guys on Salt Lake's big alt-rock station played it a couple of times. What a rush. (As if I needed anything else to make me obsess about writing parodies.)
Marketa - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
thank you! i pissed myslef laughing :D
ELVES GONE WILD! - November 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Marketa: Belated thanks. If you're still paying attention, here's a shameless plug: This made it onto Robert Lund's CD as a bonus track.
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto, excellent recording...the first time I sat and listened to anyone here. - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Aggro. In my completely biased opinion, this is the best thing RL has done.
Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the better songs on your CD...and see above =)
C-Pac - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment Get some real shit...
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
There's always room for Mr. Spafford's parodies!
Bob Gomez - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff strikes again! Well done, dude. d;:^) - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jeffaroo & Johnny Dangle!
C-Pac: Thanx, but I'm already full.
Bob Frickin' Gomez: Is that really you? Where ya been, stranger?
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
All together now: revote
Silver Power - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
cpac, get a god damn life
Dominic L. - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Didn't care for this one... didn't make me laugh or anything - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Dominic: This was written for a probably-too-small target audience: people who (1) know the original song, (2) are familiar with Utah Mormon "culture," and (3) are willing to poke fun at both. That being the case, I was going to keep it on my web site and not submit it to Amiright, but it's one of my all-time fave Robert Lund recordings, so I had to inflict it on y'all.

That said, If you are *in* my target audience and *still* don't like it - well, then, I've got plenty of other stuff you won't like either.
Dominic L. - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I am 1 and 3, but not 2... As for the recording, it is good, except for the fact it skips every few seconds. - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Well - that would be a bad thing. The skipping, that is. Do you have the CD or the MP3?
Dominic L. - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I have the MP3, so I guess that's probably the problem. - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep - buy the CD. Even though it's exactly the same song, the CD version is MUCH funnier than the MP3 version.
Jack Wilson - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
This has also alwas been another one of my faves for you, 555! Maybe you can do one to Speed of Sound, ythere's one Coldplay song you havent paroddied yet - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Local Celeb: Thanks. That's actually a song I intended to parody back when it was still new. But I guess there's not really a deadline, so maybe I still will.
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Youre welcome! Ah,AWESOME! and thats awesome! maybe "Seeds in Ground?" "Coffee Grounds?"
Jack Wilson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
I actually remember back in 2001 wnating to parody the OS couldnt think of anything for it but this or about someomne wnating things in differnet colrs but theyw ere all yellow. You did it better than I could have! - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack.

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