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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Spaff.com

My name is Spaff. (Yes, really.) I write stuff. Stuff like song parodies.

Since I'm not a musician, I harass others into recording my stuff. The harassment occasionally works; a number of authors/performers here on Amiright have recorded a song or two of mine. You're welcome to do so too; pick something from the "Song Parodies -> Lyrics" list below and go for it. Don't make me come after you.

One guy I continually harass is Robert Lund. He innocently recorded one of my parodies, "Slay Ride," a few years back, and now I won't leave him alone. And it shows: "Since 2005," says Dr. Demento, our collaboration "has landed more new song parodies by far on the Dr. Demento Show than any other artist." We are also core members of The Funny Music Project.

I have also contributed a bunch of songs to the last few Robert Lund CDs, all of which are essential to your library:

  • Politicked Off! is our newest collection of song parodies for everyone who loves (or loves to hate) politics. Seven of its 15 songs have been featured on the Dr. Demento Show - including the "Funny Five" hits "My Men's Room Date's a Senator," "Iranian Uranium," and "Here I Am With President Romney."

  • Elves Gone Wild! is our critically acclaimed (really!) Christmas collection featuring 16 almost-classics like "I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas," "Nuttin' But Spam," and "Police Nabbed My Dad," plus four non-holiday bonus tracks including "Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)."

  • Workin' the Glory is our tribute to all things bright and Utah-ful. Its 17 songs include "Jell-o," "Living in the Maternity Ward," and "Man! I Feel Like a Mormon!" - plus the Mormon Internet meme "A Few of the Testimonies."

    And, yes, I am available for TV/radio work and bachelorette parties.

    © Spaff.com

  • Song Parodies -> Recordings

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    Parody TitleOriginal SongOriginal PerformerSubmitted
    (It's Fun to Play in the) LPGAYMCAVillage People2003-06-09
    Pepsi BlueJackie BlueOzark Mountain Daredevils2003-06-18
    Nailing Charlie's AngelsCalling All AngelsTrain2003-07-03
    Jell-oYellowColdplay2003-07-16
    I Wanna Blow Up SaddamSoak Up the SunSheryl Crow2003-08-01
    Give Me the DEET, Boy!Drift AwayDobie Gray and/or Uncle Kracker2003-08-12
    Dopey KobeWooly BullySam the Sham & The Pharaohs2003-08-18
    Wish They All Could Lead CaliforniaCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2003-08-26
    The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. LoThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2003-10-08
    Landed on BoardwalkUnder the BoardwalkThe Drifters2003-11-04
    Slay RideSleigh RideLeroy Anderson2003-11-21
    We Got HimYou Got ItRoy Orbison2003-12-15
    Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake Version)Somewhere Over the RainbowRobert Blake2004-02-05
    Uranus!TomorrowThe cast of Annie2004-03-26
    Uranus!Tomorrowthe cast of Annie2004-03-26
    Kiss This! (Hey IRS)This KissFaith Hill2004-04-14
    Livin' in Provo UtahLivin' la Vida LocaRicky Martin2004-06-05
    Leader of IraqLeader of the PackThe Shangri-La's2004-07-06
    Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone RitchieSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-07-23
    JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings867-5309/JennyTommy Tutone2004-09-26
    The Tricker of TreatsThe River of DreamsBilly Joel2004-10-07
    It's the Most Wonderful Kind of BrassiereIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the YearAndy Williams2004-11-17
    Nuttin' But SpamNuttin' for ChristmasBarry Gordon2004-12-14
    BigfootBig ShotBilly Joel2005-01-10
    Wisteria LaneMysterious WaysU22005-05-19
    I Got Crabs from Darth VaderFriends in Low PlacesGarth Brooks2005-05-24
    Spank Me, Lance (The Tour de France Song)The Safety DanceMen Without Hats2005-07-26
    Everyone Knows It's LynndieWindyThe Association2005-08-13
    A Day in the ExodusA Day in the LifeThe Beatles2005-10-03
    King KongDream OnAerosmith2005-12-08
    Blitzen and RoverCrimson and CloverTommy James and the Shondells2005-12-21
    Homo on the RangeHome on the RangeHigley/Kelley2006-01-11
    Enter CupidEnter SandmanMetallica2006-02-03
    I Blog AloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-02-24
    I'm Karl MaloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-03-21
    We Drank a Toast to UnderpantsSame Old Lang SyneDan Fogelberg2006-04-20
    Iranian UraniumMarian the LibrarianMeredith Willson's The Music Man2006-06-20
    Band-AidBad DayDaniel Powter2006-06-30
    Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song)SmoothSantana f/ Rob Thomas2006-07-20
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-01
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-08
    Blow Me DownHold Me NowThompson Twins2006-09-08
    Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs PsychosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-11-15
    Wasted on the SleighWasted on the WayCrosby, Stills & Nash2006-12-07
    Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic IgnoramusItsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2007-03-05
    Here I Am With President RomneyHello Muddah, Hello FadduhAllan Sherman2007-04-04
    Shakespearean PieAmerican PieDon McLean2008-01-31
    I Peed in the PoolI Kissed a GirlKaty Perry2008-07-15
    Sarah Palin vs. The FlobotsHandlebarsFlobots2008-09-17


    Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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    Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
    (It's Fun to Play in the) LPGAYMCAVillage People2003-05-30
    Flushin' Out the Queen of HeartsQueen of HeartsJuice Newton2003-06-02
    Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)Superman (It's Not Easy)Five for Fighting2003-06-02
    I've Gots RealityThe RemedyJason Mraz2003-06-02
    Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute OsamaSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2003-06-06
    Careleth LithperCareless WhisperWham!2003-06-10
    Pepsi BlueJackie BlueOzark Mountain Daredevils2003-06-11
    Bill, Put Your Creature AwayPictureKid Rock (featuring Sheryl Crow)2003-06-17
    Nailing Charlie's AngelsCalling All AngelsTrain2003-06-24
    Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)Mambo No. 5Lou Bega2003-07-02
    Landed on BoardwalkUnder the BoardwalkThe Drifters2003-07-09
    Jell-oYellowColdplay2003-07-16
    Kim Jong IlSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond2003-07-23
    Thank U GilliganThank UAlanis Morissette2003-08-01
    I Wanna Blow Up SaddamSoak Up the SunSheryl Crow2003-08-05
    Dopey KobeWooly BullySam the Sham & The Pharaohs2003-08-14
    Thirteen Ways of Looking at a TwinkieMedley...Stars on 45Stars on 45 (Wanna-Beatles)2003-08-19
    Give Me the DEET, Boy!Drift AwayDobie Gray2003-08-25
    Wish They All Could Lead CaliforniaCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2003-08-26
    Anal ViceEdelweissRodgers & Hammerstein2003-08-27
    Pine Cones and Halle BerryIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly BerriesMeredith Willson2003-09-05
    Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausJimmy Boyd2003-09-08
    OverdecoratedComplicatedAvril Lavigne2003-09-16
    The 59-Year Grudge Song (Feelin' Groupies)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon & Garfunkel2003-09-18
    The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. LoThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2003-09-22
    Neiman-M RecipeBohemian RhapsodyQueen2003-09-25
    Totally Blitzed on SweeTartsTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2003-10-08
    Take Me to the ClinicTake It to the LimitThe Eagles2003-10-14
    I Wish I Was Celine DionMy Heart Will Go OnCeline Dion2003-10-30
    Oprah Tees, Oprah ThongsOb-La-Di, Ob-La-DaThe Beatles2003-11-04
    Nuttin' But SpamNuttin' For ChristmasBarry Gordon2003-11-11
    Slay RideSleigh RideLeroy Anderson2003-11-21
    Every Toy You BreakEvery Breath You TakeThe Police2003-11-25
    Maxed-Out Credit CardsHere Comes Santa ClausGene Autry2003-12-02
    Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My ReindeerBeer for My HorsesToby Keith & Willie Nelson2003-12-05
    I Want Some Plastic Surgery for ChristmasI Want a Hippopotamus for ChristmasGayla Peevey2003-12-09
    Ain't Paris Nice?Big Yellow TaxiCounting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton2003-12-12
    We Got HimYou Got ItRoy Orbison2003-12-16
    Police Nabbed My DadFeliz NavidadJose Feliciano2003-12-18
    Twelve Utah ChristmasesThe 12 Days of ChristmasTraditional2003-12-19
    (I've Got a Crush on) Mrs. ClausStacy's MomFountains of Wayne2003-12-21
    It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2003-12-22
    Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill!ClocksColdplay2003-12-23
    A Few of My ResolutionsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2003-12-30
    Boost My Ratings AgainOops!... I Did It AgainBritney Spears2004-01-06
    Bettin' on the RedsPuttin' on the RitzTaco / Irving Berlin2004-01-12
    I'm a DickBitchMeredith Brooks2004-01-19
    I Like to Play with FoodThe Way You MoveOutKast2004-01-23
    Me and Mayor McCheeseMe and Bobby McGeeJanis Joplin2004-02-02
    Tearin' Off Your TopTearin' Up My HeartN'Sync2004-02-03
    Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake version)Somewhere Over the RainbowRobert Blake2004-02-04
    Kiss This! (Hey IRS)This KissFaith Hill2004-02-11
    I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)I Feel Pretty'West Side Story' Cast2004-02-23
    Uranus!TomorrowAnnie Cast2004-03-01
    (I've Sunburned My) BumNumbLinkin Park2004-04-02
    That's AnnoyingThat's AmoreDean Martin2004-04-09
    Federal Unclean Communications KommissionSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-04-14
    You Made Me Drive (Ode to Billy Joel)You May Be RightBilly Joel2004-04-27
    Can't Find My PenisCan't Fight This FeelingREO Speedwagon2004-05-12
    Everyone Knows It's LynndieWindyThe Association2004-05-19
    Horse Lo MeinYou're So VainCarly Simon2004-05-25
    You Make Me Feel Like HansonYou Make Me Feel Like DancingLeo Sayer2004-06-03
    The Cold Inside My 'ead (God Bless You)I Miss YouBlink 1822004-06-10
    We Drank a Toast to UnderpantsSame Old Lang SyneDan Fogelberg2004-06-16
    Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone RitchieSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-06-19
    SalineSailingChristopher Cross2004-07-01
    Blind Dates kind of BiteBlinded by the LightManfred Mann's Earth Band2004-07-07
    Miss Love (America's Sweetheart)This LoveMaroon 52004-07-14
    With Blinds Wide OpenWith Arms Wide OpenCreed2004-07-20
    Anyone But BushI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2004-07-30
    Shakespearean PieAmerican PieDon McLean2004-08-25
    The Reason Is GlueThe ReasonHoobastank2004-09-17
    JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings867-5309/JennyTommy Tutone2004-09-25
    The Tricker of TreatsThe River of DreamsBilly Joel2004-09-29
    Michael Moore Is Comin' to TownSanta Claus Is Comin' to TownGillespie & Coots2004-09-30
    Mary CheneySherryThe 4 Seasons2004-10-16
    (Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone AgainOn the Road AgainWillie Nelson2004-10-18
    Buy Yams...I SaidI Am...I SaidNeil Diamond2004-10-21
    Red State WomanRedneck WomanGretchen Wilson2004-11-11
    It's the Most Wonderful Kind of BrassiereIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the YearAndy Williams2004-11-15
    Blame the ElvesThe RoseBette Midler2004-12-16
    tNSotP 1: Wreath on the DoorSpeak to Me / Breathe In the Air / On the RunPink Floyd2004-12-17
    tNSotP 2: Cardiac TimeTime / The Great Gig in the SkyPink Floyd2004-12-18
    tNSotP 3: FrostyMoneyPink Floyd2004-12-20
    Christmas BlueBlue ChristmasElvis Presley2004-12-22
    tNSotP 4: Red and GreenUs and Them / Any Colour You LikePink Floyd2004-12-23
    The Christmas ThongThe Christmas ShoesNewSong2004-12-24
    tNSotP 5: Chimney DamageBrain DamagePink Floyd2004-12-27
    tNSotP 6: All That and a Bag of PistachiosEclipsePink Floyd2004-12-30
    Hooked Up with a BigfootBig ShotBilly Joel2005-01-05
    This Damn Bull (Is Lost in the Costco)Istanbul (Not Constantinople)They Might Be Giants2005-01-12
    50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage50 Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2005-01-19
    Shopping Cart of Pork and BeansBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2005-01-26
    King KongDream OnAerosmith2005-02-02
    Toss BeadsBreatheFaith Hill2005-02-08
    Enter CupidEnter SandmanMetallica2005-02-14
    Wisteria LaneMysterious WaysU22005-02-23
    Hockey FanRocket ManElton John2005-03-02
    Smells Like Karen CarpenterTop of the WorldThe Carpenters2005-03-09
    Pedophilia!ThrillerMichael Jackson2005-03-16
    I'm an ExtremistI'm a BelieverThe Monkees2005-03-23
    RelishCherishThe Association2005-03-30
    Vatican CityParadise CityGuns N' Roses2005-04-06
    He's Always Benedict to Me1985Bowling for Soup2005-05-04
    Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely DaughterMrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely DaughterHerman's Hermits2005-05-18
    He's Always Benedict to Me (Dumb Ass Kid Remix)1985Bowling for Soup2005-05-18
    I Got Crabs from Darth VaderFriends in Low PlacesGarth Brooks2005-05-24
    Bert's No GoodHurts So GoodJohn Cougar Mellencamp2005-06-01
    Someone Stole My GeoSomewhere Only We KnowKeane2005-06-08
    Eva LongoriaEve of DestructionBarry McGuire2005-06-16
    What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town?What's A Guy Gotta DoJoe Nichols2005-06-22
    A Day in the ExodusA Day in the LifeThe Beatles2005-06-29
    I'm Getting a VasectomyCelebrityBrad Paisley2005-07-06
    Tour de LanceThe Safety DanceMen Without Hats2005-07-22
    Live Like Kobe BryantLive Like You Were DyingTim McGraw2005-07-26
    We Cloned Daryl HannahSweet Home AlabamaLynyrd Skynyrd2005-07-29
    You'll Never Leave Me 'Cause You Can't Afford the GasCool for CatsSqueeze2005-09-14
    I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with OdysseusThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2005-09-28
    Bangin' Paris HiltonTakin' Care of BusinessBachman-Turner Overdrive2005-10-05
    The Rock Star ABC'sHolidayGreen Day2005-10-19
    Eat the FrenchBe Our GuestDisney's Beauty and the Beast2005-10-25
    Killer Rack GirlHollaback GirlGwen Stefani2005-11-09
    NoahLolaThe Kinks2005-11-30
    tNSotP 7: A Mother Deckin' the HallThe Happiest Days of Our Lives / Another Brick in the Wall, Part IIPink Floyd2005-12-07
    The North Side of the Pole (Album)The Dark Side of the Moon (Album)Pink Floyd2005-12-08
    88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors88 Lines About 44 WomenThe Nails2005-12-14
    Elves Gone Wild! (Album)20 Christmas (and Non-Christmas) SongsVarious Artists (and Non-Artists)2005-12-16
    Wasted on the SleighWasted on the WayCrosby, Stills & Nash2005-12-21
    Bozeman, Montana (The Bad Mission Call Song)CopacabanaBarry Manilow2005-12-28
    Under the TreeUnder the SeaDisney's The Little Mermaid2005-12-30
    Homo on the RangeHome on the RangeHigley/Kelley2006-01-11
    I Blog AloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-02-15
    Mentally IllBeverly HillsWeezer2006-02-22
    Don't Tight-Hole Me, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaAndrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice2006-03-01
    Feed the Baby One More TimeBaby One More TimeBritney Spears2006-05-10
    Iranian UraniumMarian the LibrarianMeredith Willson2006-05-17
    Big Loose CabooseFootlooseKenny Loggins2006-05-31
    Band-AidBad DayDaniel Powter2006-06-09
    You're EdibleYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-06-16
    You're a Hard One, Mr. RushYou're a Mean One, Mr. GrinchDr. Seuss2006-06-27
    All These Things That I've SmokedAll These Things That I've DoneThe Killers2006-07-14
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-01
    Blow Me DownHold Me NowThompson Twins2006-09-08
    Life in the Bat CaveLife in the Fast LaneThe Eagles2006-09-15
    Bovines of Mass DestructionRing of FireJohnny Cash2006-09-29
    My WillI WillThe Beatles2006-10-20
    A Few of the TestimoniesMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2006-10-20
    UndeadUnwellMatchbox Twenty2006-10-20
    Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs PsychosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-11-06
    A Little Bit of Dasher (Reindeer No. 9)Mambo No. 5Lou Bega2006-12-15
    Britney's DogStacy's MomFountains of Wayne2006-12-29
    Heather MillsYesterdayThe Beatles2007-01-05
    Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic IgnoramusItsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2007-01-22
    99 Words for Boobs99 LuftballonsNena2007-04-18
    Here I Am With President RomneyHello Muddah, Hello FadduhAllan Sherman2007-05-02
    Jail!Help!The Beatles2007-05-10
    You've Got HogwartsAll StarSmash Mouth2007-06-27
    Hey There Al-QaidaHey There DelilahPlain White T's2007-07-22
    Re: Your Song About My Client DelilahHey There DelilahPlain White T's2007-07-26
    My Men's Room Date's a SenatorCenterfoldThe J. Geils Band2007-08-28
    Capitol HillBeverly HillsWeezer2007-10-15
    New York's Two DorksNew York, New YorkFrank Sinatra2007-10-28
    I Heart ThanksgivingSister Golden HairAmerica2007-11-20
    Hillary '08, I AmI'm Henry VIII, I AmHerman's Hermits2008-03-03
    A Middle East Country, A Middle Earth Mountain TrollA Little Bit Country, A Little Bit Rock 'n' RollDonny and Marie Osmond2008-06-02
    She's Always a ClintonShe's Always a WomanBilly Joel2008-06-05
    I Peed in the PoolI Kissed a GirlKaty Perry2008-07-17
    Sarah Palin vs. The FlobotsHandlebarsFlobots2008-09-15
    I'm Everything (WITH MUSIC VIDEO!)EverythingMichael Buble2008-10-16
    Voting TimeClosing TimeSemisonic2008-11-03
    Pink ChristmasSo WhatPink2008-12-16
    Where I'm Keeping YouForever and for AlwaysShania Twain2009-01-12
    Christian Bale's ChipmunkWitch DoctorDavid Seville2009-02-11
    Save Me, ObamaLady MadonnaThe Beatles2009-02-15
    The Awful Truth About Hannah MontanaAbracadabraThe Steve Miller Band2009-04-09
    Pr-Pr-Pr-ProcreatePoker FaceLady Gaga2009-05-21
    Unbeatable Buns21 GunsGreen Day2009-08-16
    I Gotta FeverI Gotta FeelingThe Black Eyed Peas2009-11-16
    I Bagged a TigerEye of the TigerSurvivor2009-12-09
    Ten Foot Two, Skin of BlueHas Anybody Seen My Gal?The California Ramblers2010-01-04
    Hookin' for Drugs (in All the Wrong Places)Lookin' for LoveJohnny Lee2010-02-08
    But You Get to Have CakeFaithGeorge Michael2010-04-04
    You're Homely but I'll Sleep with YouI Only Want to Be with YouDusty Springfield2010-04-14
    Hey, Old StripperHey, Soul SisterTrain2010-04-25
    RentboyThis BoyThe Beatles2010-05-11
    Eat You NowNeed You NowLady Antebellum2010-06-04
    Black Water (BP Version)Black WaterThe Doobie Brothers2010-06-16
    Superpowers Go Ballistic Execute Bin Laden (Again)SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Soundtrack2011-05-06