Song Parodies ->Authors -> Spaff.com
My name is Spaff. (Yes, really.) I write stuff. Stuff like song parodies.

Since I'm a crappy musician, I harass others into recording my stuff. The harassment occasionally works; a number of authors/performers here on Amiright have recorded a song or two of mine. You're welcome to do so too; pick something from the "Song Parodies -> Lyrics" list below and go for it. Don't make me come after you.

One guy I continually harass is Robert Lund. He innocently recorded one of my parodies, "Slay Ride," back in 2002, and now I won't leave him alone. Our collaborations have become regular fixtures of such comedy music programs as The Dr. Demento Show, The Mad Music Show, and The Dementia Top 20, and we are core members of The FuMP.

I have also contributed a bunch of songs to the last few Robert Lund CDs, all of which are essential to your library:

  • Politicked Off! is a brand-spanking-new collection of songs for everyone who loves (or loves to hate) politics. Six of its 15 songs have been featured on the Dr. Demento Show - including the "Funny Five" hits "My Men's Room Date's a Senator," "Iranian Uranium," and "Here I Am With President Romney."

  • Elves Gone Wild! is our critically acclaimed (really!) Christmas collection featuring 16 almost-classics like "I Want Some Plastic Surgery for Christmas," "Nuttin' But Spam," and "Police Nabbed My Dad," plus four non-holiday bonus tracks including "Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)."

  • Workin' the Glory is our tribute to all things bright and Utah-ful. Its 17 songs include "Jell-o," "Living in the Maternity Ward," and "Man! I Feel Like a Mormon!" - plus the Mormon Internet meme "A Few of the Testimonies."

    And, yes, I am available for TV/radio work and bachelorette parties.

    © Spaff.com

  • Song Parodies -> Recordings

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    Parody TitleOriginal SongOriginal PerformerSubmitted
    (It's Fun to Play in the) LPGAYMCAVillage People2003-06-09
    Pepsi BlueJackie BlueOzark Mountain Daredevils2003-06-18
    Nailing Charlie's AngelsCalling All AngelsTrain2003-07-03
    Jell-oYellowColdplay2003-07-16
    I Wanna Blow Up SaddamSoak Up the SunSheryl Crow2003-08-01
    Give Me the DEET, Boy!Drift AwayDobie Gray and/or Uncle Kracker2003-08-12
    Dopey KobeWooly BullySam the Sham & The Pharaohs2003-08-18
    Wish They All Could Lead CaliforniaCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2003-08-27
    The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. LoThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2003-10-08
    Landed on BoardwalkUnder the BoardwalkThe Drifters2003-11-04
    Slay RideSleigh RideLeroy Anderson2003-11-21
    We Got HimYou Got ItRoy Orbison2003-12-15
    Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake Version)Somewhere Over the RainbowRobert Blake2004-02-05
    Uranus!TomorrowThe cast of Annie2004-03-26
    Uranus!Tomorrowthe cast of Annie2004-03-26
    Kiss This! (Hey IRS)This KissFaith Hill2004-04-14
    Livin' in Provo UtahLivin' la Vida LocaRicky Martin2004-06-05
    Leader of IraqLeader of the PackThe Shangri-La's2004-07-06
    Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone RitchieSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-07-23
    JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings867-5309/JennyTommy Tutone2004-09-26
    The Tricker of TreatsThe River of DreamsBilly Joel2004-10-07
    It's the Most Wonderful Kind of BrassiereIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the YearAndy Williams2004-11-17
    Nuttin' But SpamNuttin' for ChristmasBarry Gordon2004-12-14
    BigfootBig ShotBilly Joel2005-01-10
    Wisteria LaneMysterious WaysU22005-05-19
    I Got Crabs from Darth VaderFriends in Low PlacesGarth Brooks2005-05-24
    Spank Me, Lance (The Tour de France Song)The Safety DanceMen Without Hats2005-07-26
    Everyone Knows It's LynndieWindyThe Association2005-08-13
    A Day in the ExodusA Day in the LifeThe Beatles2005-10-03
    King KongDream OnAerosmith2005-12-08
    Blitzen and RoverCrimson and CloverTommy James and the Shondells2005-12-21
    Homo on the RangeHome on the RangeHigley/Kelley2006-01-11
    Enter CupidEnter SandmanMetallica2006-02-03
    I Blog AloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-02-24
    I'm Karl MaloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-03-21
    We Drank a Toast to UnderpantsSame Old Lang SyneDan Fogelberg2006-04-20
    Iranian UraniumMarian the LibrarianMeredith Willson's The Music Man2006-06-20
    Band-AidBad DayDaniel Powter2006-06-30
    Nude (The Ibiza Beach Song)SmoothSantana f/ Rob Thomas2006-07-20
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-01
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-08
    Blow Me DownHold Me NowThompson Twins2006-09-08
    Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs PsychosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-11-15
    Wasted on the SleighWasted on the WayCrosby, Stills & Nash2006-12-07
    Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic IgnoramusItsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2007-03-05
    Here I Am With President RomneyHello Muddah, Hello FadduhAllan Sherman2007-04-04
    Re: Your Song About My Client DelilahHey There DelilahPlain White T's2007-09-14
    My Men's Room Date's a SenatorCenterfoldThe J. Geils Band2007-09-22
    Shakespearean PieAmerican PieDon McLean2008-02-01


    Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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    Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
    (It's Fun to Play in the) LPGAYMCAVillage People2003-05-304.64.44.6158
    Flushin' Out the Queen of HeartsQueen of HeartsJuice Newton2003-06-025.05.05.0197
    Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)Superman (It's Not Easy)Five for Fighting2003-06-024.94.94.9594
    I've Gots RealityThe RemedyJason Mraz2003-06-025.05.05.0136
    Merry Poppystan (Execute Osama)SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2003-06-064.44.44.4153
    Careleth LithperCareless WhisperWham!2003-06-105.05.05.0178
    Pepsi BlueJackie BlueOzark Mountain Daredevils2003-06-113.53.53.6368
    Bill, Put Your Creature AwayPictureKid Rock (featuring Sheryl Crow)2003-06-174.13.93.9185
    Nailing Charlie's AngelsCalling All AngelsTrain2003-06-245.04.94.7159
    Rambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of Canada)Mambo No. 5Lou Bega2003-07-024.44.64.5389
    Landed on BoardwalkUnder the BoardwalkThe Drifters2003-07-094.95.05.0256
    Jell-oYellowColdplay2003-07-164.24.44.4320
    Kim Jong IlSong Sung BlueNeil Diamond2003-07-234.14.14.1288
    Thank U GilliganThank UAlanis Morissette2003-08-014.34.24.2133
    I Wanna Blow Up SaddamSoak Up the SunSheryl Crow2003-08-054.54.54.6151
    Dopey KobeWooly BullySam the Sham & The Pharaohs2003-08-144.04.24.0132
    Thirteen Ways of Looking at a TwinkieMedley...Stars on 45Stars on 45 (Wanna-Beatles)2003-08-194.04.24.0400
    Give Me the DEET, Boy!Drift AwayDobie Gray2003-08-254.84.64.7209
    Wish They All Could Lead CaliforniaCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2003-08-264.94.95.0218
    Anal ViceEdelweissRodgers & Hammerstein2003-08-275.05.05.086
    Pine Cones and Halle BerryIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas/Pine Cones and Holly BerriesMeredith Willson2003-09-054.04.04.0338
    Why's Madonna Kissing Britney Spears?I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausJimmy Boyd2003-09-084.14.44.4415
    OverdecoratedComplicatedAvril Lavigne2003-09-164.95.05.0192
    The 59-Year Grudge Song (Feelin' Groupies)The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon & Garfunkel2003-09-183.53.53.5417
    The Wreck of Ben Affleck and J. LoThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2003-09-224.44.54.5389
    Neimanian RecipeBohemian RhapsodyQueen2003-09-254.54.54.5106
    Totally Blitzed on SweeTartsTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2003-10-083.53.63.6255
    Take Me to the ClinicTake It to the LimitThe Eagles2003-10-144.24.24.2118
    I Wish I Was Celine DionMy Heart Will Go OnCeline Dion2003-10-304.64.84.8551
    Oprah Tees, Oprah ThongsOb-La-Di, Ob-La-DaThe Beatles2003-11-044.04.04.0372
    Nuttin' But SpamNuttin' For ChristmasBarry Gordon2003-11-114.74.54.5392
    Slay RideSleigh RideLeroy Anderson2003-11-214.33.83.9461
    Every Toy You BreakEvery Breath You TakeThe Police2003-11-255.04.95.0809
    Maxed-Out Credit CardsHere Comes Santa ClausGene Autry2003-12-024.64.84.7224
    Cookies for My Elves, Milk for My ReindeerBeer for My HorsesToby Keith & Willie Nelson2003-12-054.14.64.4351
    I Want Some Plastic Surgery for ChristmasI Want a Hippopotamus for ChristmasGayla Peevey2003-12-093.73.83.8777
    Ain't Paris Nice?Big Yellow TaxiCounting Crows f. Vanessa Carlton2003-12-124.33.94.0128
    We Got HimYou Got ItRoy Orbison2003-12-163.84.24.0116
    Police Nabbed My DadFeliz NavidadJose Feliciano2003-12-183.93.93.81133
    Twelve Utah ChristmasesThe 12 Days of ChristmasTraditional2003-12-194.04.34.31945
    Mrs. ClausStacy's MomFountains of Wayne2003-12-214.64.64.6342
    It's Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2003-12-224.23.84.0247
    Faster, Rudolph! Kill! Kill!ClocksColdplay2003-12-234.24.24.2124
    A Few of My ResolutionsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2003-12-305.05.05.0624
    Boost My Ratings AgainOops!... I Did It AgainBritney Spears2004-01-064.55.04.8140
    Bettin' on the RedsPuttin' on the RitzTaco / Irving Berlin2004-01-125.05.05.0139
    I'm a DickBitchMeredith Brooks2004-01-194.84.84.81393
    I Like to Play with FoodThe Way You MoveOutKast2004-01-234.44.64.6224
    Me and Mayor McCheeseMe and Bobby McGeeJanis Joplin2004-02-024.34.34.3182
    Tearin' Off Your TopTearin' Up My HeartN'Sync2004-02-034.14.34.1134
    Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Robert Blake version)Somewhere Over the RainbowRobert Blake2004-02-043.63.63.6725
    Kiss This! (Hey IRS)This KissFaith Hill2004-02-114.74.74.7196
    I Feel Happy (and Sneezy and...)I Feel Pretty'West Side Story' Cast2004-02-234.54.14.2883
    Uranus!TomorrowAnnie Cast2004-03-014.24.54.3710
    (I've Sunburned My) BumNumbLinkin Park2004-04-025.05.05.0119
    That's AnnoyingThat's AmoreDean Martin2004-04-094.54.84.6610
    Federal Unclean Communications KommissionSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-04-145.05.05.0173
    You Made Me Drive (Ode to Billy Joel)You May Be RightBilly Joel2004-04-274.44.44.4381
    Can't Find My PenisCan't Fight This FeelingREO Speedwagon2004-05-124.84.54.4922
    Everyone Knows It's LynndieWindyThe Association2004-05-194.95.04.9171
    Horse Lo MeinYou're So VainCarly Simon2004-05-255.05.05.0230
    You Make Me Feel Like HansonYou Make Me Feel Like DancingLeo Sayer2004-06-034.04.04.0437
    The Cold Inside My 'ead (God Bless You)I Miss YouBlink 1822004-06-104.34.24.3193
    Some Old Lame Song (We Drank a Toast to Underpants)Same Old Lang SyneDan Fogelberg2004-06-164.64.64.5549
    Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone RitchieSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2004-06-194.84.84.8275
    SalineSailingChristopher Cross2004-07-014.64.64.7107
    Blind Dates kind of BiteBlinded by the LightManfred Mann's Earth Band2004-07-075.05.05.0225
    Miss Love (America's Sweetheart)This LoveMaroon 52004-07-144.14.34.1149
    With Blinds Wide OpenWith Arms Wide OpenCreed2004-07-204.95.04.9254
    Anyone But BushI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2004-07-304.74.74.8434
    Shakespearean PieAmerican PieDon McLean2004-08-254.74.84.8698
    The Reason Is GlueThe ReasonHoobastank2004-09-174.94.94.9159
    JE-OPA-RDY/Jennings867-5309/JennyTommy Tutone2004-09-254.94.84.9146
    The Tricker of TreatsThe River of DreamsBilly Joel2004-09-295.04.95.0131
    Michael Moore Is Comin' to TownSanta Claus Is Comin' to TownGillespie & Coots2004-09-304.54.54.4127
    Mary CheneySherryThe 4 Seasons2004-10-164.54.54.5107
    (Bill O'Reilly Is) On the Phone AgainOn the Road AgainWillie Nelson2004-10-184.84.94.9249
    Buy Yams...I SaidI Am...I SaidNeil Diamond2004-10-215.04.94.9258
    Red State WomanRedneck WomanGretchen Wilson2004-11-114.24.24.2275
    It's the Most Wonderful Kind of BrassiereIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the YearAndy Williams2004-11-155.04.95.0184
    Blame the ElvesThe RoseBette Midler2004-12-164.84.74.7132
    tNSotP 1: Wreath on the DoorSpeak to Me / Breathe In the Air / On the RunPink Floyd2004-12-174.84.84.8108
    tNSotP 2: Cardiac TimeTime / The Great Gig in the SkyPink Floyd2004-12-184.54.54.5106
    tNSotP 3: FrostyMoneyPink Floyd2004-12-204.84.74.6118
    Christmas BlueBlue ChristmasElvis Presley2004-12-224.74.74.7261
    tNSotP 4: Red and GreenUs and Them / Any Colour You LikePink Floyd2004-12-234.54.54.5185
    The Christmas ThongThe Christmas ShoesNewSong2004-12-244.64.74.7575
    tNSotP 5: Chimney DamageBrain DamagePink Floyd2004-12-275.05.05.0104
    tNSotP 6: All That and a Bag of PistachiosEclipsePink Floyd2004-12-304.64.44.791
    BigfootBig ShotBilly Joel2005-01-055.05.05.0161
    This Damn Bull (Is Lost in the Costco)Istanbul (Not Constantinople)They Might Be Giants2005-01-124.94.84.8168
    50 Ways to Lose Your Luggage50 Ways to Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2005-01-194.34.44.5953
    Shopping Cart of Pork and BeansBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2005-01-264.64.74.7261
    King KongDream OnAerosmith2005-02-024.94.94.9383
    Toss BeadsBreatheFaith Hill2005-02-084.54.64.5154
    Enter CupidEnter SandmanMetallica2005-02-145.04.95.0194
    Wisteria LaneMysterious WaysU22005-02-234.64.54.6155
    Hockey FanRocket ManElton John2005-03-024.94.94.9349
    Smells Like Karen CarpenterTop of the WorldThe Carpenters2005-03-094.54.34.21497
    Pedophilia!ThrillerMichael Jackson2005-03-164.44.54.5291
    I'm an ExtremistI'm a BelieverThe Monkees2005-03-234.84.84.8129
    RelishCherishThe Association2005-03-304.74.64.5105
    Vatican CityParadise CityGuns N' Roses2005-04-064.44.44.5325
    He's Always Benedict to Me1985Bowling for Soup2005-05-044.04.34.383
    Mr. Voight, You've Got a Lovely DaughterMrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely DaughterHerman's Hermits2005-05-184.64.64.6148
    He's Always Benedict to Me (Dumb Ass Kid Remix)1985Bowling for Soup2005-05-184.34.34.3169
    I Got Crabs from Darth VaderFriends in Low PlacesGarth Brooks2005-05-244.54.64.6555
    Bert's No GoodHurts So GoodJohn Cougar Mellencamp2005-06-014.74.64.7150
    Someone Stole My GeoSomewhere Only We KnowKeane2005-06-084.44.54.5258
    Eva LongoriaEve of DestructionBarry McGuire2005-06-164.14.14.0207
    What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town?What's A Guy Gotta DoJoe Nichols2005-06-224.44.44.4283
    A Day in the ExodusA Day in the LifeThe Beatles2005-06-294.64.64.6184
    VasectomyCelebrityBrad Paisley2005-07-064.04.14.1156
    Tour de LanceThe Safety DanceMen Without Hats2005-07-224.44.54.5142
    Live Like Kobe BryantLive Like You Were DyingTim McGraw2005-07-264.24.34.2241
    We Cloned Daryl HannahSweet Home AlabamaLynyrd Skynyrd2005-07-294.84.84.8274
    You'll Never Leave 'Cause You Can't Afford the GasCool for CatsSqueeze2005-09-145.05.05.0258
    I Swear This Is the Last Time I'll Go Boating with OdysseusThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2005-09-284.84.94.91103
    Bangin' Paris HiltonTakin' Care of BusinessBachman-Turner Overdrive2005-10-054.94.94.9295
    The Rock Star ABC'sHolidayGreen Day2005-10-194.54.14.2195
    Eat the FrenchBe Our GuestDisney's Beauty and the Beast2005-10-254.74.64.6507
    Killer Rack GirlHollaback GirlGwen Stefani2005-11-094.64.54.6273
    NoahLolaThe Kinks2005-11-304.84.84.8211
    tNSotP 7: A Mother Deckin' the HallThe Happiest Days of Our Lives / Another Brick in the Wall, Part IIPink Floyd2005-12-074.64.64.6115
    The North Side of the Pole (Album)The Dark Side of the Moon (Album)Pink Floyd2005-12-084.04.24.255
    88 Lines About 140 Discontinued Varieties at 31 Flavors88 Lines About 44 WomenThe Nails2005-12-145.04.74.8455
    Elves Gone Wild! (Album)20 Christmas (and Non-Christmas) SongsVarious Artists (and Non-Artists)2005-12-164.85.04.8498
    Wasted on the SleighWasted on the WayCrosby, Stills & Nash2005-12-214.84.84.6168
    Bozeman, Montana (The Bad Mission Call Song)CopacabanaBarry Manilow2005-12-284.64.64.6346
    Under the TreeUnder the SeaDisney's The Little Mermaid2005-12-305.05.05.0486
    Homo on the RangeHome on the RangeHigley/Kelley2006-01-114.24.04.0316
    I Blog AloneBoulevard of Broken DreamsGreen Day2006-02-154.74.84.8384
    Mentally IllBeverly HillsWeezer2006-02-224.14.44.2157
    Don't Tight-Hole Me, AngelinaDon't Cry For Me, ArgentinaAndrew Lloyd Webber & Tim Rice2006-03-014.84.84.8256
    Feed the Baby One More TimeBaby One More TimeBritney Spears2006-05-104.95.04.9307
    Iranian UraniumMarian the LibrarianMeredith Willson2006-05-175.04.94.9258
    Big Loose CabooseFootlooseKenny Loggins2006-05-314.54.54.5204
    Band-AidBad DayDaniel Powter2006-06-094.64.74.7694
    You're EdibleYou're BeautifulJames Blunt2006-06-164.84.84.8215
    You're a Hard One, Mr. RushYou're a Mean One, Mr. GrinchDr. Seuss2006-06-274.14.04.0318
    All These Things That I've SmokedAll These Things That I've DoneThe Killers2006-07-144.95.05.0182
    Mad Max Got Pulled Over by a HebrewGrandma Got Run Over by a ReindeerElmo & Patsy2006-08-014.95.05.0236
    Blow Me DownHold Me NowThompson Twins2006-09-084.64.54.5256
    Life in the Bat CaveLife in the Fast LaneThe Eagles2006-09-155.05.05.0257
    Bovines of Mass DestructionRing of FireJohnny Cash2006-09-295.05.05.0117
    My WillI WillThe Beatles2006-10-205.05.05.099
    A Few of the TestimoniesMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2006-10-204.84.94.9501
    UndeadUnwellMatchbox Twenty2006-10-204.94.84.9141
    Supertelevangelistic Sex-and-Drugs PsychosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-11-064.94.94.9430
    A Little Bit of Dasher (Reindeer No. 9)Mambo No. 5Lou Bega2006-12-154.84.84.8403
    Britney's DogStacy's MomFountains of Wayne2006-12-295.05.05.0364
    Heather MillsYesterdayThe Beatles2007-01-055.05.05.0267
    Sexist Racist Classist Ageist Homophobic IgnoramusItsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2007-01-224.74.54.5360
    99 Words for Boobs99 LuftballonsNena2007-04-184.74.94.85910
    Here I Am With President RomneyHello Muddah, Hello FadduhAllan Sherman2007-05-024.54.64.6617
    Jail!Help!The Beatles2007-05-105.04.94.9216
    You've Got HogwartsAll StarSmash Mouth2007-06-284.44.54.4360
    Hey There Al-QaidaHey There DelilahPlain White T's2007-07-234.75.04.91170
    Your Song About My Client DelilahHey There DelilahPlain White T's2007-07-274.74.84.84590
    My Men's Room Date's a SenatorCenterfoldThe J. Geils Band2007-08-294.95.05.0369
    Capitol HillBeverly HillsWeezer2007-10-165.05.05.0156
    New York's Two DorksNew York, New YorkFrank Sinatra2007-10-295.05.05.0252
    I Heart ThanksgivingSister Golden HairAmerica2007-11-214.84.74.7213
    Hillary '08, I AmI'm Henry VIII, I AmHerman's Hermits2008-03-045.05.05.0138
     
     
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