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Song Parodies -> "(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA"

Original Song Title:

"YMCA"

Original Performer:

Village People

Parody Song Title:

"(It's Fun to Play in the) LPGA"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

No, ma'am - you can't join on your own
I said no, ma'am - you lack testosterone
I said no, ma'am - try some manly cologne
Or your sponsor's last exemption

Yes, ma'am - there's a place you can play
I said yes, ma'am - where the boys stay away
You can golf there - and I'm sure you will say
Women's tours need less attention

It's fun to play in the LPGA
It's fun to play in the LPGA
They have every course
That the other group plays
You can hang out with Swedish babes

It's fun to play in the LPGA
It's fun to play in the LPGA
You can flirt with the press
You can work on your swing
You're not paired up with Vijay Singh

Hey, ma'am - so you're queen of the tees
It's OK, ma'am - if you're black or Chinese
If you stay, ma'am - over with the lay-dees
We don't need diversifyin'

So, girl - tear it up on the links
Yeah you go, girl - we'll buy feminists drinks
And have no girls - 'cause equality stinks
Chicks can be unsatisfyin'

Why don't you stay in the LPGA
It's fun to stay in the LPGA
They've got nicer putts
They've got private stalls
They don't joke about Tiger's balls

It's fun to play in the LPGA
It's fun to play in the LPGA
They've got no Nick Price
So they won't give a damn
If you're Annika Sorenstam

L-P-G-A...
F-U-Vijay...
(etc.)
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 3   1
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Jonathan C. - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you all 5's strictly on artistry. I don't agree with the sediments, but we can work on that. :)
Jeff Reuben - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good song. Pacing is perfect!
Guy DiRito - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Straight 5 - Great pace, sharp parody and funny. Don't mind the sentiments since it is just a joke anyway. Don't think they were meant to be taken seriously. Lighten up and just enjoy. :D
Claude Prez - May 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow. Great stuff! And the other ones I read at your site also--Outstanding.
John Jenkins - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Who says there is no humor in golf? Well done, Spaff!
Wild Man - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Well written and paced, enjoyed reading your take on the Lpga.
Spaff - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, y'all, for your kind comments. And hey, there's now a recording of this. Download it at http://www.spaff.com/poesy/lpga.html
Chub - June 11, 2003 - Report this comment
An all-time classic! One of the best parodies I've ever heard! Taking current events and fitting it into a Village People Classic...nothing short of amazing!
Rich Hart - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Outstanding! 1st rate recording! Those complaining are just showing how the PC have problems with irony....
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Belated thanks. Rich: I'm glad you "got it." Chub: Your payoff's in the mail.
MysteryGoat - October 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo i really liked this song, makes me wanna watch the LPGA right now... Okay so maybe i didn't like it that much.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Sports/Games Parody
Frank A - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Stop it! You're killing me! I have to listen to somebody else's song just to get the stupid grin off my face. If I had the CD I'd hurt mysef when I fall out of my chair. Not his best work but still better than most that I've heard. Really.
Spaff.com - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Frank. And get the CD. Pain is good.
Ashkicksass - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
DAMN you're good!
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sister Kicksass: I just love it when women say that.
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Singh is a genie wielding a sword in Rushing Beat,a Super Famicon video game (the Americanized Super Nintendo version is Rival Turf).
Spaff.com - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
TSB: Oh, yes, of course.
Leo Jay - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Great. Love the FU-Vijay...
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Leona. Now I'm relieved I changed that line from "F Lee O J"
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Last one Im doing for now..revote
Jack Wilson - December 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Been one of my favs for a while now, great job! 555!
Spaff.com - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jack.
Jack Wilson - December 15, 2006 - Report this comment
You're welcome Spaff
LucidLupin - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Where's the mp3 gone Spaff? :-(
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry, LucidLupin. I had to take the MP3s off my site because my (free) hosting provider was getting agitated at the amount of bandwidth I was using up. Most of them are now available at the Mad Music Archive - but it looks like I still need to fix some of my links. (Links! Hey! That's a golf word!)

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