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Song Parodies -> "Here I Am With President Romney"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Here I Am With President Romney"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

For those of you who don't pay attention to American news, Mitt Romney is running for President. And he's a Mormon. Therefore, Robert Lund HAD to record a song about him. His recording is on our MySpace Music page. Check it out. This is, by the way, a parody of a parody; Allan Sherman's classic song is a takeoff of Ponchielli's "Dance of the Hours."
Hello Hillary, Hey Giuliani
Here I am with President Romney
How he won this was a riot
Newsweek caught you two in bathrobes at the Hyatt

Mitt says our land needs reformin'
'Cause it's not completely Mormon
So protesters must speak softly
And the War on Drugs now targets tea and coffee

For his talks with dignitaries
Mitt just sends the missionaries
And state dinners - gee, they're mellow
All the heads of state bring casserole and Jell-o

Heads on Rushmore - you would dig 'em
Mitt just sculpted Brother Brigham
And the anthem needed switchin'
So it's now "I Hope They Call Me on a Mission"

Oh my word
He got elected
Oh my gosh
How unexpected
'Cause he's quite
Distinctly male and white
Despite
His V.P. Gladys Knight

Oh my heck
The far right trounces
Mormon lives
So Mitt renounces
Plural wives
But deep down they're OK
As long as none are gay

Now I don't know where we're headin'
But it might be Armageddon
So you sinners better move it
'Cause we're in the latter days and Mitt will prove it

I must meet the Elders' Quorum
At the White House here in Orem
So I'll run now - this is awesome
We'll be swearing in Chief Justice Donny Osmond!
(c) 2007+ Spaff.com. Thank you also to those of you who commented here.

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U Guest It - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
That was terrific, Spaff! Very funny.
stuart mcarthur - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
don't have to follow American politics to get this spaff - just brilliant - you're amazing - 555
TJC - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
`Vunderbar! Hilarious lyrics and great recording too! (Strangely, I can also picture Ethyl Morman belting this one out, too...)
Ann Hammond - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
If the idea of Donny Osmond being Chief Justice doesn't scare people away from this empty suit, I don't know what will.
alvin - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
my favorite of the day...wonderfully written
AFW - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Politically cracked--me up....orbital fives
MasonR - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I started laughing at the first verse and never stopped. 555s
Johnny D - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Spaff.com for President Romney's "Secretary of Healthy Humor Services" !!
Jack Wilson - May 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Heard this a few weeks ago, loved it. The OS still can;t be beat though,this isd almost as awesome!
Red Ant - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
What a great idea to post the lyrics to this song! Still funny, and still 5s.
Kristof Robertson - May 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I know bugger all about American politics or Mormons, but such is the way you write, spaff, that the humour is universal. Fantastic stuff. 555
Gretchen - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hopefully people aren't stupid enough to think that the funny words represent reality. This Mormon grandma had a good laugh over it. We used to play the Hello Muddah Hello Faddah song over and over again. Will do the same with this one. Intend to memorize it.
brian - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Im mormon and even I thought it was funny. Go mitt!
gary ray - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I laughed my friggin' leftist arse off. The entire crop of Republican candidates could easily be the cast of The Adams Family. Nicely done!
Christa - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time!!
Turandot - June 11, 2007 - Report this comment
This was a great parody! Brilliant lyrics. Good,clear, crisp singing. I will think of it tonite as I watch HBO's "Big Love."
Steve - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
I am an active Mormon and thought this was hilarious
Megan - July 24, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a ridiculous song. Do stereotypes mean anything to you?
Spaff.com - August 18, 2007 - Report this comment
I haven't replied to ANYONE yet? Jeez, I suck at this comment thing. Belated thank yous to all of you, my beloved brothers and sisters.

And speaking of sisters, go see a Saliva Sisters show; they've added this song to their set list. Check 'em out at www.salivasisters.com
Sam - September 03, 2007 - Report this comment
I guess I just wasn't in a funny mood or something. Sorry...I love the blogs but this one just didn't do anything for me. Try again?
Spaff.com - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
The blogs?
Row - November 04, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm from Orem... lol... its great to hear about my hometown while I'm dying in Indonesia.
Marjean - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Great, anyway to get the good word out for Romney I am all for it. As a President the United States couldn/t be placed in better hands!!! Go Romney, he will be a great President!!!!!
Spaff.com - December 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx, Row & Marjean. And if I haven't mentioned it, this song is on the NEW ROBERT LUND CD "POLITICKED OFF!" www.politicked-off.com Thank you for giving me an excuse to plug it.
Q - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Me and my family love this song.
Spaff.com - May 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank Q.

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