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Song Parodies -> "(I've Sunburned My) Bum"

Original Song Title:

"Numb"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"(I've Sunburned My) Bum"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

I's tired of fee-ling like Casper the Ghost
Such a Caucasian - with no pigmentation
When you said we should go to the coast
I's under the pressure - to look as bronzed as you -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
But to fake-n-bake naked was such a mistake to do -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
I WENT TANNING BARE
CHARBROILED EVERYTHING
I'M ON FIRE DOWN THERE
THERE'S BUTTLOADS OF PAIN
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS STAND UP TO SLEEP
TILL I'M LESS MAROON

Can't you see it's the hot seat for me
Moving too gently - there's fi-re in the hole
'Cause though I've put color back in my cheeks
They blush infrared - ultraviolet too -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
Man I know that I'm hosed 'cause my you-know-what glows, it's true -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
I got it overexposed and now my RUMP IS ROAST

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
NOW MY REAR IS RARE
AND MY HOT, CROSS BUNS
SCORCHED MY UNDERWEAR
YEAH MY BUTT'S SO HOT
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO
IS THROW ON SOME STEAKS
I'M A BARBECUE

AND I KNOW
I MAY END - UP - PEE - LING TOO
HOLD YOUR NOSE
YOU'D SMELL JUST LIKE ME
IF YOU HAD THIS MUCH ALOE ON YOU

[Shout another chorus if you're up to it]

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
I'M A LUNAR FLARE
Please me please anesthetically
I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
EVEN SINGED MY HAIR
Scorched my gluteus maximally

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Claude Prez - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I have no doubt this is even funnier if you know the original but hilarious anyway.
Melhi & Melhi's son - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLOSBAO!!! (OSB = Our Sun Burnt) (Not only do we know the original, we played it and sang your lyrics over it -- kept getting tripped up over our own laughter. If you do an "Elves on Holiday" album, this one needs to be on it.)
Jack Wilson - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! 555!!! TO SPAFF, You rock, Spaff!!!
fungus - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
[555]!!! KICK ASS BUDDY :)
mac - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Woo Hoo! Love it... much better than the original.
Azza & Nazza - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow mate, this song totally rules!
Spaff.com - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, C4P & Melhi & Son Of Melhi & Jackie & fungus & mac & Azza & Nazza!
Ashkicksass - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just discovered this site, so I'm a little late, but good HELL this was funny! 5-5-5!!!
Johnny D - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
555, and you be one scary dude, Oh Mighty Spaff!

Hey, this section works when sung to the tune of "The Daring Young Man On The Flying Trapeze":

IíVE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
NOW MY REAR IS RARE
AND MY HOT, CROSS BUNS
SCORCHED MY UNDERWEAR YEAH MY BUTT'S SO HOT
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO
IS THROW ON SOME STEAKS
IíM A BARBECUE

http://members.tripod.com/~rosemck1/the-man-on-the-flying­-trapeze.html
Spaff.com - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Brother Kicksass!

You too, Daring Young Man on the Flying John D's.
FuNkY mOnKeY - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I rarely laugh out loud at parodies ... and I started giggling when I read this! It's even better than the original :D
Spaff.com - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, FuNkY. It's based on a true story.
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I had to revisit this one today. I'm getting ready for a trip, so I went tanning last night and sunburned my bum. Seriously. I have been singing your version ALL DAY!
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Sister Kicksass: Need a hand with the aloe? Heh heh.
Ashkicksass - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I just barely saw your last comment. Only if you're wearing the sandwich board.
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Done.
Melhi - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Super fantabulous job! It's an honor to restore the vote I cast so many sunburned moons ago. ;)
Spaff.com - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx again, Grandmaster Mel. And your offspring.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Red rump! Red rump!
This parody kicks ass! (Due to sunburn, this Kicks Ass Ash) 555
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Ralphing Luke. And heh heh.
Jonathan S. - November 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sizzlin'!
5
5
5

Sorry, I'm having too much fun with these line br
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Spaff.com - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
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JS.

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