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Song Parodies -> "Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

It's about time somebody parodied "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." Heh heh.
Because a monsterrific ego comes with wealth and fame
Some superstar celebrities adopt a single name
There's Bono and there's Lassie and there's Sting and Prince and Cher
But then you've got Madonna, who grows names like armpit hair

She's -
Esther Madge Veronica Louise Ciccone Ritchie
Don't say just "Madonna" now or someone might get bitchy
Listen to her long enough, your underpants get itchy
Esther Vero Lou Madonna Penn Ciccone Ritchie

Umm Kabba-lahba-lahba humm Kabba-lite
Umm Kabba-lahba-lahba humm Kabba-lite

No singer-actress-dancer-author-stripper going gray
Should stay out of the news too long; you might get Swept Away
So reinvent your look, your sound, your bod, your faith, your name
And even write a children's book called "I Love Dick'n'Jane"

Ma-
donna Esther Ritchie Vero Penn Louise Ciccone
Not much Like a Virgin or a Prayer, yeah that's balo-nay
Don't forget her days of riding Dennis Rodman's po-nay
Esther Vero Penn Madonna Ritchie Lou Ciccone

[Music stops for key change, tempo increase, and
DEEP BREATH]

Ma-
donna Lou Veronica Ciccone, now just "Esther"
Used to grind in latex; now she knits in polyester
Still she knows the goal's to make you worship or detest 'er
Madge Louise Veronica Ciccone Ritchie -
ESTHER!
At least she didn't choose "Apple."
© 2004+ Desperately Spanking Spaff

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 52

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   3
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 5   47
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EmiLoca - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty much perfect in every aspect. Flawless pacing, and as for "How Funny"...well, I don't know how effective it would be to quote the entire parody back to you, but you get what I'm saying? 5s.
mac - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow.
Leo Jay - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Unbelievable.
D-Boz - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
That was a freakin' hilarious parody!!! Thanks for making my day with this one, I laughed so hard I nearly cried, lol! My votes - 5's all the way! Best parody about the whole Madonna/Esther subject so far!
Cookie-man - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I am speechless and astounded by your greatness...... 555!!!
jango - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect from the first line to the last. This is a work of art!
John Barry - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Ester's ester festers; many jesters have fressed her. A superb parody!
Arwen - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff...you really Really REALLY are unbelievably talented. This is AMAZING!!! 555!
Billy Florio - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
and yet no mention of Vanilla Ice
Diva - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
lolololol! great stuff, Spaffy!
Melhi - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!!
Adagio - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL 5's (of course) :D
Claude Prez - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"Esther", eh? / Now those funnels seem so far away.... What everyone else said, plus throwing Lassie in there at the beginning was especially classic. Hey, wait-- "Spaff" is just a single name....
John Jenkins - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Every line of every verse was a classic.
Kristof Robertson - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm just gonna add my name to the list of humble supplicants....this is just too unbelievably good to exist!! Major, MAJOR, kudos to you Spaff....555 and whatever award Amiright can give you.
jango - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to read it again...it's still great the next day. Except, when I listen to "her" my underpants don't get...wait, never mind.
Phil Alexander - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Has this song been done before, then?
M-Dawg - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
that was the best parody i've ever read 555
Ashkicksass - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
BRAVO! Wish I could give you 10's...
Tracie - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant once again!!!
Johnny D - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Mighty Spaff, here are your usual three freakin' 5's, you Madonnabaiting genius you.
Spaff.com - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, L'oca & mac & Lee OJ & D-Boz & Cookie & jango & Johnberry (she's a molester) & Evenstar & Play That Florio Music & Diiiva & Mello & Patagio & C4P (the second name is .com) & Johnkins & Fotsirk Nostrebor & jango again (told ya so) & M-Dawg & Sister Ass & Tracie & Sir Dangle!

Philbo: I actually felt guilty doing Supercal yet again. From now on, I'm sticking to songs that have never been parodied before. Like, say, American Pie and Bohemian Rhapsody. And possibly Sk8er Boi.
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Who´s Esther? ;-) Hmm... this reminds me... back when Prince first became "the artist formerly known as Prince", Lemmy of Motörhead "responded" and made up his own symbol that he then put on the inside of their new LP/CD, claming it should be pronounced "The artist frequently seen down at the liqour store". :-)
Meriadoc - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Perfect as always spaff (.com)! ;-)
Joelle - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! 5-5-5!
The Thought Police - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Awe-freaking-some! This-pa-ro-dy-is-so-de-ser-ving-of-a-noth-er-three-fives!
pickle - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I think she collects names like Joan Collins did on 'Dynasty' - one married name was 'Alexis Dexter'.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Peter chyd & Smeagol & The First Joelle & Thought Cops & pickle!
Jeff Reuben - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Man, you still got it!
Adagio - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Already voted. A good one, spaff!
EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Had to come back for a reread. I don't know how you do it. Geez.
Claude Prez - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Still fantastic; I don't think I've seen a song get this many votes since the top ten lists went away. It deserves more.
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jeffaroo (what - the clap?), and thanx for returning, Patagio & AmILoca & C4P.
Arwen - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just bored at work, and I'm going through random comments to pass the time...anyway, Spaff, "...And possibly Sk8er Boi" just made me spray the juice I was drinking all over the Annual Report I WAS proofing...you're seriously TOO funny for your own good, mister!
Kristof Robertson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still my favourite parody of the year!!
martha - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
a truly wonderful parody!! brilliant!!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) My gawd, someone with more psuedonames than myself! I read this yonks ago and was obviously so dumbstruck with awe that I forgot to comment. Truly hilarious work. What's this floating around at the bottom of my sink? A shameless plug?! My 'Super' parody is on the same topic as your subtle in-joke at the top. This one is definitely getting a vote.
HERE'S THE RECORDING - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/esther.html
Jack Wilson - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats awesome! 555!
Agrimorfee - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
2004 June Song of the Month vote from me! 555
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Lord Lovegrove - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, what a whiz... Had me laughing for ages. Well done!
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
+++Restoring vote that was lost due to 7-28-04 system problem+++
Meriadoc - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Another set of 5s from me.
Peregrin - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
A work of art. Of course, simply to deride Madonna would score 10's from me!
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Fotsirk Nostrebor & martha my dear & Ralphing Luke & Jackie & Aggro & Johnny Dangle (again) & Lord Loveglove & Johnny Dangle (again again) & Smeagol & Gollum!
Sister Evenstar: Sorry if I make you spit instead of swallow.
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
a definite abc's contender... and "esther" music was just blaring out side kinda still is (the next block is having a block party) but no one calls her that anymore i'd love to ramble on forever but i have more entries to look at and carpal tunnel syndrome to avoid
2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I coulda sworn I commented on this already. Great job all around, very funny stuff. Long live the king
JUNE 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Gold Medalist
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,2106.0.html
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Voting again
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
What they said. Mindboggleing greatnesss. I hope someone plays this for Madonna sometime. The Dennis Rodman line is the best I have seen at Amiright yet.
JUNE 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=1333;image
Spaff.com - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, E-thang & Looney 2nz & Billy Don't Be A Florio (again) & Dee Nisrodman & all of you other fish in this barrel.
CRAZY FREAK-HEAD - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD-YOUR PARODIES ARE SOO COOL-AND THIS ONE WAS SOOO. YOU ARE THE KING OF PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Crazy Freak-Head, but please do try to be more effusive with your praise next time.
John Jenkins - February 10, 2005 - Report this comment
A lot of very amusing lines from armpit hair to virgin and prayer.
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Johnkins (again). That means a lot from the author of "Super Tacos With Green Salsa Give Me Halitosis."
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Still well-crafted and very witty. I'm glad someone finally parodied this song, heh heh.
Spaff.com - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, 2nz (again). That means a lot from the author of "Yu-gi-Poke-Dragon-Pika-Mother-F***in-Headaches."
Lilli - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody. Nearly died laughing.
Spaff.com - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Lilli. With lowercase L's and capital i's, your name is lIllI. Just thought you should know.
Linda - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Priceless
Spaff.com - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda: I'd be happy to sell it to YOU.
AJ Halliwell - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Dang, I wish I could download someone singing this! lol, +5! Great parody.
Spaff.com - May 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AJ: Well, OK, but after this, you've only got two wishes left:
spaff.com/poesy/esther.html

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