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Song Parodies -> "Feed the Baby One More Time"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Feed the Baby One More Time"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Happy Mothers' Day from me and the Federlines.
Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
That motherhood destroys you?
Oh baby baby
Your stress and your butt - both grow
And all the noise annoys you

Crap what happened - to me?
Had a baby
And my top could blow now - oh! because

My swollen chest - is killing me (And I)
I must confess - I'm springing leaks (Springing leaks)
At 3 AM then at 6 and 9
Guess who will whine?
Feed the baby one more time!

Oh baby baby
We should have had Daddy snipped
I wish he'd come and take ya
But baby baby
He's off on a "business trip"
To someplace in Jamaica

Oh, please
Won't you go back - to sleep
If you don't, these
Last brains cells could go now - oh! because

The way you fuss - is killing me (And why)
Why did I trust - My IUD? (IUD)
Across the hall there's a deathly cry
'Scuse me while I
Change the baby one more time!

Oh baby baby
I'm not a buffet, you know...

Oh hungry baby
I fed you an hour ago...

I must confess!
That my swollen breasts!
Are killing me now!
And there *goes* my san-i-ty
If this is my job
I want to resign
Burp the baby one more time!

(I must confess)
My swollen breasts (that my swollen breasts)
Are killing me (are killing me now)
My sole request
Is beauty sleep (I get *no* more freaking sleep)
I made a monster like Frankenstein (you poop all the time)
Now I've lost my mind!
Feed the baby one more time!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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 4   1
 5   15

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Arwen - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
You daily motto has been, for quite some time now, "When in doubt, mock the hell out of Britney Spears." It has not failed me yet. Nice work, Mr. MIA...I was especially fond of the Jamaica bit...

...And with pregnancy #2 FINALLY confirmed, we have parody fodder to spare for months and months and months. HOORAY!
Johnny D - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
And considering how The Britster likes to (un)dress on stage, she's got a womb with a view! You milked this one for all it's worth, Mighty Spaff -- when it comes to mammary parodies, you've got a whey with words. Looks like your saline-ship's on-course for another PAOTY award!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Looking forward to the recording, if you just get that female singer from the Christmas album to sign up again I take that you can get the crying-like-a-baby sounds from... well... a choir of envious parody writers. :-)
Stephen Harrington - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Is am good. 5s.
Matthias - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SPAFF IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!! Life has meaning again.... I already read it, stalking your website waiting for you to write some friggen parodies!!! But now I can comment and vote.... 5-5-5, Baby 5-5-5.... Oh no, That's the Backstreet Boys, my bad....
alvin rhodes - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
boy, would i love to be that baby for one day...great job on this
Joel Martinez - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL, I'd like to hear Robert Lund sing this whole parody and find out how it sounds for him to be impersonating a woman's voice!565(I know the highest you can rate is a 5, but it's just too funny the parody itself!)
Stuart McArthur - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
of course! what a perfect idea! Great stuff spaff, and I agree with Arwen that Britney is a one-word punchline.......and if she doesn't know about those "business trips" by now, she deserves to be - 555
Rick C - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
He he he! :-) That baby's a fan and a suckup already. Good to hear from you again, Spaff! I was just about to call or email you and ask if you planned to post soon. Great job with this and, what all the others said and/or will say.
AFW - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent spoofing and quite timely to coincide with her Last night Letterman appearance, and new pregnancy announcement..
Luke Brattoni - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment

Oh. I see what's going on here. I see EXACTLY what's going on HEEYAH! Well, I'll just leave your perfect 5s on the doorstep and march right away, mister!!! ;)
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, 555' - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny BD: Casinos are about the only place where you win by NOT playing, but thanx for the udderly lovely comment.

Peterchyd: I believe this is the second time you've requested Chelsi Stahr. I haven't met her, but when I do, I'm warning her that she has a stalker.

St Matthias: I think that's exactly what I said when Claude Prez returned from a hiatus. Which further proves that my Internet persona is totally stolen from his.

Rick: I've instructed my receptionist to screen all calls from Mahatma Coat.

Ralphing Brat: Oops. I remember Jeff Reuben doing a parody of this song that used "baby" in the literal sense (for those playing at home, it's but I'd forgotten about your lovely "Britney's Baby Loves to Dine." (No offense.) You subbed "swollen breasts" for "loneliness," no less. Yikes. Call me Kaavya from now on. As for your Kelly Clarkson one, I can claim ignorance of it for now, but I promise to check it out. And probably steal from it.

Everyone: When you're away from this site for a while, you forget that the instant gratification is absolutely, um, gratifying. Thanx, all, for your comments and/or chad punching. I may have to try this again sometime.
bobpiecheese - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Took your freakin' time, Spaff! I've been waiting for AGES for the next Spaff parody - I thought you'd carked it! It's a good thing your new parody is jaw-dropping (as usual) and eye catching (like the woman you're talking about;)), otherwise I would've had to shoot you!
Con Fewssyeus - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This not bad, but like shooting fish in barrel for sir spaff-a-lot. From Shake-speare to Britney-spear...heh heh heh...big drop in I.Q. Please to refrain from picking low hanging fruit and get down to serious Odysseus stuff, which make you legend to your own mime. I vote you 555 this time, even though I too busy gawk her boobies to hear her sing and never hear this song before.
Phil Alexander - May 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like you've been there... and couldn't keep it all bottled up. Somehow missed this on the front page, but caught it from the comments. And if what I gather from Arwen's comment is right, is there going to be a "Make a baby one more time" sequel?
Luke Brattoni - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Just playing, Kaavya. You know I love you.
MrMacphisto - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Awesome! 555
Red Ant - May 13, 2006 - Report this comment
"Why did I trust - My IUD" - lol.
carol - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
burp!! 5's - May 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, MacFist & Ant in Chains & Carol of the Belles!

Conqueror of Cheese: You know you've got my sympathy, but don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me.

Con Fewsd: the "We Drank a Toast to Underpants" recording comments, someone proposed that I do *only* Britney Spears parodies. What a dilemma.

Philbo: Yes. I'm just waiting for Luke to finish it.

Nib: I like the sound of that. (The first part.)
Jack Wilson - May 20, 2006 - Report this comment
AWESOME!! 555! - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Jackie: Yes, motherhood truly is. So much so that I'm thrilled to never have to experience it.
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment

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