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Song Parodies -> "Me and Mayor McCheese"

Original Song Title:

"Me and Bobby McGee"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Janis Joplin

Parody Song Title:

"Me and Mayor McCheese"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Back in line at Mickey D's
Jonesin' for a shake
And I's feelin' near as greasy as my fries
Pickin' up a double cheese
For our double date
Although I knew he'd go straight to my thighs

I grabbed condim-ents
In them squarish plastic packets
'n we slipped off behind the drive tha-roough
Filled our orders - special ones
Like hold the pickle, toast my buns
We tried every treat on his men-u

Nugget's just another word
For no meat left to use
Nuggets - if ya got 'em honey, please show me
I hope you got 'em Super Size 'cause that's the size I choose
Ya know, Biggie Size ain't big enough for me
Big enough for me and my Mayor McCheese

From the Kentucky chicken
To the California rolls
McCheesy shared his off-the-menu deals
Through all kinds of munchies
From when we smoked McBowls
The mayor put the Happy in my Meals

One day at Super Wal-Mart, though
He fled the Mickey D's
He's lookin' for fresh meat and I hope he finds it
But I miss them special sauces
Come and slip me mo' yo' beef
Honey, even if I catch mad cow disease

Freedom's just another word
For blowin' off the French
Freedom - that's the way the mayor kissed me
And when I cried for freedom fries he knew just what I meant
Some freedom bread, a freedom wine, and thee
Wear that freedom tickler, Mayor McCheese

La da da, la Mc Dah nah's
La da da da da da Kroc
La da da da la da da da got a Mayor McCheese
(etc.)

Lord I called him my Whopper
I called him Big Mac
I said I called him Hamburglar but I took it back, c'mon
Hey, no Grimace now
Hey ya Mayor McCheese, yeah
I'm a-lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' it
Weigh - too - much -
Thanks to McD's...
2004+ Spaff.com

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Total Votes: 11

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Claude Prez - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
OH MY GOD I'M DYING; this is unbelievably hilarious. You might say I'm lovin' it.
Guy - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Somehow this is way McBetter than 'Ding Fries Are Done' and that is saying a lot. You never cease to amaze, Spaff. Well done, indeed.
Johnny D - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Special Spaff-sauce for her Mayor McCheese.....yummmmmbleeeeahhhhyukkkk!!!
John the grunt - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
5-5-5, hold the freedom fries, add some freedom mustard and a 2,000 calorie freedom eclair
Meriadoc - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I am howling! How many double entendres can you fit in a bun...? ;-D
Jack Wilson - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! This was great, Spaff! 555!
Rice Cube - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, I bow to your might.
Michael Pacholek - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
You deserve all fives today! I vote it all for you!
Billy Florio - February 02, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! I loved the freedom fries reference
Spaff.com - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, C4P & Gd'R & Johnny Deet & Mr Grunt & Brandybuck & Jackie & Rice T & Michaelopedia & B.Flo. I wrote this on a cruise, where food kinda dominates your life.
Stray Pooch - February 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, you just about made my milkshake come outta my nose!! Funny stuff! :D
mac "McCheese" 195 - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I aim to please honey. Keep the flapjacks warm.
Johnny D - February 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Re: Rice Cube's comment above .... you see, Rice Cube? That's why I call him THE MIGHTY SPAFF.
Ravyn Rant - February 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I laughed 'til I cried! Great job!
Spaff.com - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Bro. Pooch & mac'n'cheese & Ravyn.

Johnny Deet: I tried to get my loved ones to adopt that nickname for me, but now they won't even admit to being "loved ones." So thanks a lot.
Rita - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS
Spaff.com - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Rita: THANX
Ashkicksass - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Just looking at your stuff, Spaff. You really are the greatest, you know that. I was DYING all the way through. But McBowls? In Deseret? And you gave me a hard time for "Coffee?"
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Sister Kicksass: Hey, there's nothing in the Word of Wisdom about McAnything. Seriously. Look it up.
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
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