Say your prayers
Honey bun
If you think love's fun
Soon your torment's beguuun-ah
A psycho ex
No more sex
Alimony checks
Should've married a nuuun-ah

Hope the bar's still open
You're Seagram's bitch tonight

LOVE'S - A - LIE
CU - PID, - DIE!
TAKE - THAT - BOW
SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY HOLE

"God of love"?
What B.S.!
God of bowel distress
And Johnwaynebobbittness
Run like hell
Till that nut
Pops a cap in your butt
And your heart is a mess
Bleah!

Sleep tonight with no one
Blow up that doll with pride

AS - TRO - GLIDE
SELF - A - PPLIED
CU - PID'S - TRASH!
KICK HIS LITTLE PASTY ASS

Heh heh

[Crossbow solo]

[Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
[Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
[Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
[Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
[Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
[Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
[Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
[Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

Hush Mrs Trump please - don't say a word
Tro-phies are better seen than heard
You didn't wed for cash you swear
Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

E - ROS - BITES
LOVE - IS - FRIGHT
YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED

VAL - EN - TINE'S
SPENT - ON - LINE
CU - PID - SUCKS
KICK HIS LITTLE NAKED BUTT

Yeah!
Heh heh heh heh heah
[Brawling sounds]
OOH!
[Glass crashing]
Yeah yeaaah!
[Arrows breaking]
Yowooohwah!
(etc.)