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Song Parodies -> "Enter Cupid"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Cupid"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

For some, Valentine's Day is best represented by a Celine Dion ballad. For others...
Say your prayers
Honey bun
If you think love's fun
Soon your torment's beguuun-ah
A psycho ex
No more sex
Alimony checks
Should've married a nuuun-ah

Hope the bar's still open
You're Seagram's bitch tonight

LOVE'S - A - LIE
CU - PID, - DIE!
TAKE - THAT - BOW
SHOVE IT UP YOUR CANDY HOLE

"God of love"?
What B.S.!
God of bowel distress
And Johnwaynebobbittness
Run like hell
Till that nut
Pops a cap in your butt
And your heart is a mess
Bleah!

Sleep tonight with no one
Blow up that doll with pride

AS - TRO - GLIDE
SELF - A - PPLIED
CU - PID'S - TRASH!
KICK HIS LITTLE PASTY ASS

Heh heh

[Crossbow solo]

[Pastor] "With this ring I do thee take"
[Couple] "With this bling I duty fake"
[Pastor] "I swear all others to forsake"
[Couple] "I'll swear if it's a huge mistake"
[Pastor] "Through richer, poorer, better, worse"
[Couple] "Through in-laws, fights, affairs, and worse"
[Pastor] "Until my life has run its course"
[Couple] "Till death, annulment, or divorce"

Hush Mrs Trump please - don't say a word
Tro-phies are better seen than heard
You didn't wed for cash you swear
Sure - You love your homeboy's hair

E - ROS - BITES
LOVE - IS - FRIGHT
YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED

VAL - EN - TINE'S
SPENT - ON - LINE
CU - PID - SUCKS
KICK HIS LITTLE NAKED BUTT

Yeah!
Heh heh heh heh heah
[Brawling sounds]
OOH!
[Glass crashing]
Yeah yeaaah!
[Arrows breaking]
Yowooohwah!
(etc.)

(c) 2005+ Exit Spaff

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 23

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Jeff Reuben - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Kick-a** original + anti-Valentines Day song + Spaff = 5s. The only thing missing is the recording (hint, hint)
Ravyn Rant - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, what Jeff said! I was all bummed out about V-Day a couple of minutes ago, now I'm laughing. Thank you! (~blows kisses~)
alvin rhodes - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
perfect !....i feel exactly the same way...5s
Arwen - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
So basically you're lashing out because you haven't received that box of chocolates I sent? Poor Spaff...; )
Charlie Decker - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice one, Spaff. I wish my valentine's parody had this much bite. 555
Ashkicksass - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
My heart is swelling with love for this beautiful Valentines tribute. I may even shed a tear...
Jack Wilson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
THis is 100% HILARIOUS! Great job Spaff!
Stuart McArthur - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
wow, covered a lot of brisk ground here Spaff - loved the idea of rapid-fire segue-ing from the bar to Bobbit, to the doll, to the chapel, and then straight out to Mrs Trump - so video-friendly - maybe the new parody frontier - 555
Steven Cavanagh - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
They say romance is dead... and the little sucker IS, now!
John Jenkins - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I bet Mrs. Spaff just goes to pieces when you serenade her with these schmaltzy love songs.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
I loved the wedding sequence and second everyone else. I guess you're taking your own hand in marriage tonight, eh?
Kristof Robertson - February 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Not getting any, huh, Spaff? :-) 555
Know 1 can hear you - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Since noone has yet complimented you for the smooth intro IĀ'll be the first Know 1 to say IĀ'm definitely of of the "others"... :-)
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Since noone has yet complimented you for the smooth intro I'll be the first Know 1 to say I'm definitely one of the "others"... :-)
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What a slacker I am. Thanx, Jeffaroo & Rantyn Rave (back atcha) & scholar rhodes & Sister Who Didn't Actually Send Chocolates Dammit & Sgt Decker & Sister Honeymoon & Jackie & Stuartiste & Stevenagh & Johnkins (if you only knew) & Ralphing Luke (if you only knew) & Fotsirk Nostrebor (if you only knew) & Peterchyd & Peterchyd!
Red Ant - February 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5+5+5=15, this parody is so good that they should change the date of Valentine's Day to the 15th! Awesome parody Spaff.
Spaff.com - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Red Ant. But, naaah - that would just give us one more day to stress about it.
PiPii (aka Foxy-chan) - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Love it! Ha ha in ur face, Cupid Stupid!
Spaff.com - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
You go, PiPii!
The Charnstar - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Tad bit late, but I gotta say, this, King Kong and Tricker of Treats are my FAVIEST of your songs Spaff, really amazing stuff... This might kick the other ones in the butt though, seeming I've had some VERY bad V-Days *girls dunno what they're missing out on* and I haven't had a bad encounter with a giant gorilla that likes ladies... Although I have been called a monkey... and I like ladies... Hmmm.... And I've never trick or treated, and I don't plan to til I'm at least 21, that way I'm aloud out with my parents...Great stuff Spaff, another kick butt 555.. song
Spaff.com - September 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for checking out so much of my stuff, Charnstar. I'm hoping for a new Robert Lund CD sometime before year's end; this and the other two you mentioned could be on it. I'll be sure to keep you (and your ladies) (and your monkeys) posted.
The Charnstar - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
YAY! Me hopeys for a new Robert Lund CD as well, hopefully by then I'll have a job at Toys 'R' Us and I CAN BUY IT! YAY!
Spaff.com - October 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Charnstar: In that case, I really really really hope you get the job.

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