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Song Parodies -> "Careleth Lithper"

Original Song Title:

"Careless Whisper"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham!

Parody Song Title:

"Careleth Lithper"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

This has been on my web site, Spaff.com, for some time now. Apparently, great minds think alike: I see that Malcolm Higgins has submitted a parody with the same title and similar concept. For the record, here's my version. Thankth.
No one notithed uth
We were thucking fathe
In the back - of - the - buth
Ath thaliva flew
The driver thlammed into
A themi truck, my tongue got thtuck
You bit the thucker through

I'm never gonna kith again
Mithing tongueth have no thenthation
Can't play thakth or thing the thame
And mith the tathte of boothe
Should've been thmarter than to rithk my tongue
And mack on public tranthportation
Tho I'm never gonna kith again
The way I kithed with you

Time duth not rethpect
A careleth lithper'th thad thpeech defect
Thometimeth wordth get thtuck
Thibilantth jutht thuck
Thongth are worth - I thit and curth
My inauthpiciouth luck

I'm never gonna kith again (etc)

(Thakth tholo)

Tho now inthtead of girlth I've kithed
I'm theeing my thpeech therapitht
Thome thay it'th better thith way
I'll never thatithfy you in that thpecial way
You thaid we'd thee thith through, however
I'm thcared to thee what elth you'll thever
Tho now who'th gonna kith with me?
Pleathe thay

I'm never gonna kith again (et thetera)

(Thakth to fade)

Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Total Votes: 5

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Rock Princess - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Did you get copyrights from Malcolm Higgins?!
Jeff Reuben - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
I saw this on your site when you posted one of your other songs, another good song. Would you mind if I linked to your site as well? You're welcome to link to mine as well, although mine needs a serious overhaul. Especially after seeing yours =)
Spaff.com - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Princess: Please see the note at the top. Jeff: It'd be an honor.
Melhi - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilariouth.
Olvan The Terrible - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Rarely doeth a thong parody make me laugh out loud in real life. Congratulationth! Firtht prithe!
malcolm higginth - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
great thtuff thpaff... great mindth do think alike...
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Belated thankth to Melhi, Ovan, and Mr. Higginth. You're thweet.
geekmetal.com - October 07, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHA that's got to be one of the funniest I've seen in a long time..
Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Thankth, Geekthter.
Geekther - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Youre welcome, Thpaff.
Mithter Eckth (Mr. X) - February 20, 2004 - Report this comment
It wuth okay. (Translation: It was okay.)
Adagio - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't even need to hear the thong to think it wath funny. :D
Dan E. - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is absoulutly awesome. You have done a great job with this parody. 5-5-5.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This title stuck out from the 'Latest Messages' because I'd thought I was a total genius finishing my Stale Linguist parody (still under construction) wit ha line done in lisp. I don't know thith thong, but your thuperior linguithticth thkillth were thide thplitting, ethpecially working in the term 'thibilantth' Worthy of thixeth!!!
Spaff.com - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Patagio & Dan E & L Brat: Muchath grathiath. X: You too, I thuppothe.
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC Comp. Creative, hard as hell to read, but creative. :) The best parody I ever heard of this was "Hairless Sister", but this comes very close to the laughs I got from that. 555
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Well done, Mighty Thpaff.
Meriadoc - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
"Thibilantth thuck" ought to be on a bumper sticker! ;-D
Peregrin - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I thinkth, thereforth I amth voting 5th's...
Claude Prez - May 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Never did comment on thith one, did I? Thuper thtuff.
Paul Robinson - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Spaff, funny read, DKTOS - can't access Messageboard to see if you posted an audio link.
Thpaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Aggro ("Hairless Sister" - heh heh) & Johnny Dangle & Smeagol (great bumper sticker idea) & Gollum & C4P & P-Rob!
mena - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
www.thakkth.com
Yet Another Dutchman - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
A million posts and this has only been voted for three times... why? 555
Dutchman's Answer - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Because the previous votes were wiped out by a major technical mishap sometime in 2004.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
It's comforting to see that these comments took care of themselves in my absence. Now if someone will come up with a witty reply to mena, that'd be peachy. I got nothin'.
White trash - August 02, 2010 - Report this comment
alveolar ejectithhh fricativthhhh!
Spaff.com - March 28, 2011 - Report this comment
And the "f" in "f-word" means "fricative."

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