-> "tNSotP 3: Frosty"
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Parody Song Title:
"tNSotP 3: Frosty"
THE NORTH SIDE OF THE POLE
[Snowball hitting window]
[Tires splattering slush]
[Repeat as bass kicks in, in totally undanceable 7/4 time]
Corn cob pipe big button nose
'n eyes OF coal
So we're told
On- ly snow; don't buy that, the
It's no fairy tale, 'cause that - day he
Came to life; shocked the occult freaks
Said "All you brats
Keep your hands off of my hat"
Pitched a fit:
"Don't give me that old Santy Claus bullshit
I'm an A-
mer-can Idol-sized film star, better than y'all
With one big set of SNOW balls"
[Electric guitar solo]
[Corncob pipe solo]
What a schmuck
Flashed his white ass
And then stole the keys to MY truck
So they say
Tried Ah-nold's threat: "Ah'll be back
But we threw - him on the porch - and
Grabbed blow torches; we melted
Mickey Rooney and Burl Ives debate whether that was the way it really happened in the cartoon. No consensus is reached. Fisticuffs ensue.]
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