-> "Toss Beads"
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I can feel the magic here in New Or-leens
Be-ing half buzzed gets me that way
I see the chubby drunks on balconies
They must call this Fat Tues-day
All my fears just seem to leave on Bourbon Street
When I hear the screaming of this crowd
The scru-ples just fade away - 'n suddenly
I can see your beads
So toss 'em down to me
'Cause suddenly there's nothing I won't do
I'll stop at just a few
Baby just a strand or two or three-ee
Loosen up my sash
A coy and quickie flash
Baby isn't that what Car-nee-val's sup-POSED to be?
I deserve some beads
In a way I know that when the sun comes up
I'll wonder where my bra has gone
Never been so well-exposed before
And I know
Just don't show 'em to my mom
But now I'm craving beads
& Suddenly I'm hoisted into view
Oh once I've downed a few
Baby I'm the Queen of New Orlee-eens
Caught up in the bash
A slow and steady flash
Baby isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?
I got tons of beads
Stumblin' through the trash
Who else can I flash?
Baby isn't that the Girls Gone Wild guys FILM-ing me?
Oh well I got beads
What goes on at Mardi Gras must not stay there
My scenes sell big now on EEE-bay...
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