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Song Parodies -> "Toss Beads"

Original Song Title:

"Breathe"

Original Performer:

Faith Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Toss Beads"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

This year for Lent I'm giving up moderation.
I can feel the magic here in New Or-leens
Be-ing half buzzed gets me that way
I see the chubby drunks on balconies
's why
They must call this Fat Tues-day

All my fears just seem to leave on Bourbon Street
When I hear the screaming of this crowd
The scru-ples just fade away - 'n suddenly
I feel
Overwhelmingly endowed

I can see your beads
So toss 'em down to me
'Cause suddenly there's nothing I won't do
I'll stop at just a few
Baby just a strand or two or three-ee
Loosen up my sash
A coy and quickie flash
Baby isn't that what Car-nee-val's sup-POSED to be?
I deserve some beads

TOSS BEADS!

In a way I know that when the sun comes up
I'll wonder where my bra has gone
Never been so well-exposed before
And I know
There's PHO-tos
Just don't show 'em to my mom

But now I'm craving beads
Suffocating me
& Suddenly I'm hoisted into view
Oh once I've downed a few
Baby I'm the Queen of New Orlee-eens
Caught up in the bash
A slow and steady flash
Baby isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?
I got tons of beads

TOSS BEADS!

Stumblin' through the trash
Who else can I flash?
Baby isn't that the Girls Gone Wild guys FILM-ing me?
Oh well I got beads

Toosssed beads

What goes on at Mardi Gras must not stay there
My scenes sell big now on EEE-bay...

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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DKTOS? - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
My boss is heading there for a conference the week after Marti Gras, I'm so bummed (although my wife would kill me if I went to NO this March). Hope you're really going and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Jeff Reuben - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh yeah...good song and all that. "isn't that what "Big Ea-sy"s sup-POSED to mean?" -- awesome
Ashkicksass - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Damn you Spaff! I told you not to tell anybody! You Bastard!
Arwen - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Ash is a bastard for stealing my comment...and Spaff is a bastard for reading my diary...again.
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jeffaroo and Sisters Kicksass & Evenstar. And it really doesn't matter who I tell - or whose diary (TOTTM) I check out periodically - because each of these pictures here is worth a thousand beads. I have today off (Mardi Gras being a national holiday and all) so I'm planning to make this Fat Tuesday PHAT.
Jack Wilson - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
You da MAN Spaffy boy! THis was great! 555! Check out the 2004 year in review parody part 2
Serafina - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, this was good. I haven't decided what I'm giving up for Lent yet, but I do know that I'm voting 5s on this. :)
Jack Wilson - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff, Id love to see you do a parody of "Footloiose" called ""Loose Tooth" or something like that
Tim Mayfield - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff, if you can get Faith Hill to record this one for you, you'd have a hit.
Stuart McArthur - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
or Ellen Barkin to act in the video (nod to the "Big Easy" reference Spaff ) - stil DKTOS and for some reason I download the OS's from your site then they won't open - 5s on trust though
John Barry - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's 15 doubloons.
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, Serafina & Johnglebarry!
Jackie: I promise to do a Footloose parody one of these days. And I'll go check yours out.
Tim Creamfilled: Screw the audio - she needs to do the video.
Stuartiste: Ditto what I said to Tim. Is anyone else having trouble with the downloads?
Matthias - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Better yet Spaff, If you can get Faith Hill to do the music video to this one... Oh Yeah!!!
Spaff.com - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm working on it, Matthias. She said something about Hell freezing over, so there's definitely a window of opportunity there.

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