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Song Parodies -> "Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Federal Unclean Communications Kommission"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Obviously(?) References George carlin And his "Seven words" Monologue.
Gumm Oodle Doodle Doodle Ahmm Moodle Nye
Ahmm Soodle Soodle Hoodle Omm Loodle Eye

first Bono's called Indecent Though the globes fans Cheer Hooray
then Janet's Indiscretion spurs a Superbowl Melee
who'll Boldly Lead us On to Where true Justice Ought to Be
and Tape-delay It all to Tame our Sexuality?

the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!
Yank the plug On anyone who Undermines your mission!
Blast the Unrepentent Sinners - Hound them to contrition!
Fed-er-al-Un-god-ly-Con-ver-sa-tion-ing-Kom-mis-sion!

Pumm Reedaleedaleedle Imm Coodle Kye
Tumm Eedaleedaleedle Ahmm Soodle Eye

so Condoleezza Understands the Need for empty Talk
while Bush Asks Simply To Assume he Really Didn't balk
and Cheney's On rush limbaugh telling Clarke "go fly a Kite"
i'm Somewhat Unconvinced this Cabal Knows what's Even "Right"

the
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
must Divert Iraq Concerns and Kick the opposition!
Whack'um, Hack'um, Once you've Rect'um, threaten Extradition!
Fed-er-al-Un-par-ty-line-Com-mu-ni-ques-Kom-mis-sion!

Mumm Oodle Toodaloodle Humm Eddle Rye
Fumm Uddle Cockadoodle Kumm Eddle Rye

So Howard and his Imitators Tally up their fines
while michael Powell's Infiltraitors Shield our Simple minds
so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed
and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"

the
Fed-er-al-Un-chaste-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion
Purges the United States of Sleaze (and Your volition)!
Vote Against Gestapos In November And be squishin'
Fed-er-al-Un-clean-Com-mu-ni-ca-shee-uns-Kom-mis-sion!

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Total Votes: 13

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Laurence Dunne - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, very good indeed. Bit of a tongue twister and it looks like Uranus is finally outta sight!!! Liked the gestapo line.... Of course, it pales in comparison to my own "**** on (the FCC song)" :-) http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/u221.shtml
Leo Jay - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great! Excellent! Novel, Interesting, Unique & Sublime! I'm stunned. Really. Damn.
Teetotaler - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh my Lord, you've outdone yourself this time, Spaffster. Unbelievable. It's a master work. The various Gumm Oodle Doodles are perfection. Pity that it won't have quite the same effect on the radio, but then again that may give it secret-code charm. Bravo!
Phil Alexander - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I must admit, I thought you were going to be a syllable short (forgetting that "shee-yuns" can be spread into an extra one)... Anyway, Capital parody, this ;-)
Spaff.com - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Laurence & Leo & Teet & Philbo. I think of this as like one of those Magic Eye posters - either you see the 3-D spaceship or it's just a bunch of random colors. I can tell from the comments that most of you see the spaceship.
Adagio - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
That was clever, Spaff!
Jack Wilson - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, ya know I love your stuff! This was awesome! 555!
Claude Prez - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i really don't go around using words like "genius" and "brilliant". but Hey! Oh Lord Yes! SomeHow I Think this time it's warranted. also, this blows rick duncan's theory about never parodying the same song twice out of the water.
John Jenkins - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I don’t like to use four letter words because I perceive them to be the least creative and weakest words in the English language - as opposed to this parody which is powerful and creative. I mostly support the current administration, but I oppose censorship. Foul language on the radio is regulated a lot better by the free market than by Washington bureaucrats, for which this might apply:

Julie Andrews’ fan Club Knows A Solemn Soliloquy
If No one Cares How laws Are made, Rules Grow Excessively.
Billy Florio - April 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody......I CANT STAND WHAT THE FCC AND CLEAR CHANNEL ARE DOING!..ok, sorry, had to get that off my chest....The surpression of freedom of speech that is happening on the radio and TV is horrible, and can only lead to an Orwellian world where censorship runs wild....yes, people should have decency when the speak to not use foul language in those situtations, but freedom of speech is just being completely stripped away. Im not a fan of Howard Stern, but I completely hate what is happening to him because he used his rights......BUSH AND POWELL, TAKE THIS INFO FROM A FELLOW REPUBLICAN...START ACTING LIKE REPUBLICANS AND PROTECT THE BILL OF RIGHTS!!!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a **censored** great parody. **censored** yeah! A real **censored**-kicker.
Robert J. Pagliaro - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Amazing and what they said. However, you're tale was rivaled by the comments of an astute supporter - Mr. Florio. Well put, Billy. To me, The Bill of Rights (and particularly the First Amendment) is the most important influence on my ideology. If your party is upsetting you in this area, watch out - you ain't seen nothing yet. You may disagree with the overall party ideology, but this (and other Constitutional violations) won't happen during the next eight years of the Kerry administration. bob
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Ohh... I didn´t get the in-joke in the title until I saw it again on the comments page. I´ll have to go look for my copy of Van Halen´s "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" now, to see if I missed anything more there too. :-)
Spaff.com - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I thAnk you, know one can hear you dreaM ANd pAtagio and alSo jack wilSon and john jenKInS & claude for preS & robErt jp & billy don't be a floRio!
Loosekanen (The Armstrong) - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Great Spaff. Extra 5s from me for doing "communicasheeun" I laughed at that out loud for about 10 seconds.
Adagio - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Clever!!
2nz - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
It's hard for you to write parodies without bringing up your rect'um, huh? Top marks from me. This is excellent.
Agrimorfee - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Acronyms Look Lazy, Friends--t's Vainful, Egotistical Shite!(ABC)
Meriadoc - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Oooooh! Thanks to Agri, I get it now... (blushes)
Johnny D - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Spaff's Parodies Are Fabulously Funny, Ingeniously Structured, Gloriously Over-the-top Ditties! And that's why I call him THE MIGHTY SPAFF! ;-D
MysteryGoat - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, the last line in the last verse was hysterical. A round of applause, really. FYI it makes the song that much more interesting when all you can download is the original song sung by alvin and the chipmunks.
martha - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
what a clever parody .... 5s
neminem - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Genius stuff. Especially "so Clean your Language, Interrupt your Tongue Or Risk It Squooshed / and Please Express No Icky Stuff - like "COLIN," "DICK," or "BUSH!"" - though what's up with the random capitalization? Regardless, 5'd.
Jeff Reuben - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. Just excellent!
Spaff.com - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Why, tHanx, smeagOl & armstRong & loonEy 2nz & jeFfaroo & aggrO & maRtha & Patagio & maRtha & mAgIcal myStery goat & johnny danglE.

neminem: it's not random.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "F" WINNER - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
http://inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1229.0
Johnny D - August 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Restoring my previous 555 vote.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "F" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1341;image
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC 2004 Winners) Still clever. 5's
Spaff.com - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
thanx, oF coursE, Lady adagio, and beLated thAnx for The medal, johnny dd. i wear It nonstOp.
Scathe - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) Sing it Spaff.
Red Ant - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
I saw this before and thought it brilliant but due to it's age I didn't want to wipe out your votes ( thought I had commented though ). Yes, my S.O.F. parody got some inspiration from this, but was completed in full with regular caps then changed to make it more offensive after I remembered this one. I see that votes did get wiped and restored so I 555d it.
Spaff.com - July 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thAnx, Scathe & anT in chains. i'm always pleAsed to heaR i'm a baD influence.
Phil Alexander - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Another vote replaced... nothing much more to add (other than "have you listened to Eric Idle's "FCC Song"?")
Spaff.com - July 15, 2006 - Report this comment
philbo: no, But I would love To. Can you Help me get it?
Phil Alexander - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment
It's available for free download from the python website: www.pythonline.com/plugs/idle/FCCSong.mp3 - enjoy :-)

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