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Song Parodies -> "Dopey Kobe"

Original Song Title:

"Wooly Bully"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs

Parody Song Title:

"Dopey Kobe"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Download the Robert Lund MP3 at http://www.spaff.com/poesy/dopey_kobe.html
Uno - dos -
Warrants - to - num'ro - ocho!

(Hey!)
(Dopey Kobe!)
(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(He getcha!)

Jackson calls Shaq-ee
About a thing he views:
Do ya recognize that bald guy
On the evening news?

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Mopey Kobe! - Holy Moley!

Out in Colorado
There's a local lass
Went to his hotel room
And got har-assed

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lonely Kobe! - Hopeless Kobe!

(Scored 'n Eagle! Scored 'n Eagle!)

Bought a new ring for Vanessa
Wit' a bling bling stone
Will he lose a ring for Payton
And Karl Malone?

DOPEY KOBEEEEEEEEEH!
Dopey Kobe
Dopey Kobe! - Lowly Kobe! - Phony Kobe!

(Watch 'im now, watch 'im!)
(They got 'im, they got 'im!)
Copyright 2003+ Spaff.com

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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Pat - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved it!!
Static - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
wow. this IS great. ha ha. (not being sarcastic, sorry if it sounds like it)
Wild Man - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job, spaff. The moral of the story is you play, you pay.
Michael Pacholek - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
The first line alone was worth it. "Warrants to num'ro ocho!"
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat & Static & Michaelopedia. And Wild: I'm afraid this story is devoid of morals.
Static - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
my buddy loved it too.
Meriadoc - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good one!
Johnny D - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Dopey Kobe....the Eigthth Anti-Dwarf? Funny stuff, Mighty Spaff!
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sorry I missed this one. Entertaining as always.
Agrimorfee - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Funny song...just hearing the title makes me giggle...555 (good job in parodying the adlibs, too)
Adagio - May 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Voted before...still very funny!
Peregrin - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Spaff
neminem - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Infinitely better than the original. But that's not saying much. I dunno... I've seen better... I'm gonna have to give it 4s.
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Too funny.
martha - May 23, 2004 - Report this comment
really off the wall stuff..!
Spaff.com - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Static's buddy & Smeagol & Johnny Dangle & RJP & Aggro & Patagio (again) & Gollum & menimen & Jeffaroo & Ms. Detox!
Billy Florio - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Second time voting's a charm
Not as good as your others - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Not as good as your others. I was surprised really. But congrats. to you the mighty spaff.
Spaff.com - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah. Well. I set the bar too high with "Anal Vice."
Paul Robinson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff, I don't see where you missed anything here...pace-wise OR humor-wise, you wise-guy...5's ~ ~ ~ Hmmm...I wrote one about the "Kobe in Colorado" situation...but it wouldn't make it past the site "content" rules...and I don't feel like posting it over on the "sick" side...
Spaff.com - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, P-Rob, to what do I owe the honor of you checking out my oldies?

And if you ever DO post yours on Whatfreaks, be sure to send me the link.
Jack Wilson - October 20, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL one of my favs,great job! 555!
Spaff.com - November 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx, Local Celeb.
Jack Wilson - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Youre welcome!

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