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Song Parodies -> "With Blinds Wide Open"

Original Song Title:

"With Arms Wide Open"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creed

Parody Song Title:

"With Blinds Wide Open"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

I'm sure you're all aware that today is the National Day of Mourning for the recent breakup of Creed. Here's something to sing during the moment of silence.
Well I just woke
Up from my nap
I looked outside
And holy crap
Inside your house
A light came on
And in she walked
Your nekkid MOM

With blinds wide open
Inside her bedroom
When she dropped her robe
She showed me everything
With blinds wide open
With blinds wide open

Well I'm no perv
No Peeping Tom
I say my prayers
I mow my lawn
But now my dreams
I really must confess
They star your mom's
Epidermi-ESS

With blinds wide open
Outside her bathroom
When she turned around
She showed me everything
With blinds wide open
I couldn't miss a thing
I caught her show
It's NC-17
With blinds wide open
With blinds wide open

I noticed everything
Oh yeah
My mouth fell open
Wide open

[Solo by guitarist or nudist flutist]

Call me an ASS but I
Want more LOOKS at hers
So here I WAIT again
With my biNOCu-lars
And now the LIGHT comes on
Repeats the VIEW I had
I see a NAKed bod
Oh gag me IT'S your dad

With blinds wide open
Inside the bedroom
Well I saw his [cough]
I saw his everything
With blinds wide open
Please purge this from my brain
I'll gouge my eyes
I'll never peek again
With blinds wide open

With blinds wide open...

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

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DKTOS? - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
For those who Don't Know The Original Song, it's temporarily available at
spaff.com/dktos
Arwen - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Two favorite lines here..."Solo by guitarist or nudist flutist..." (of course) and "Oh gag me IT'S your dad..." Although I had a feeling the dad card was going to drop...I didn't see the phrase "oh gag me" coming...and it totally made me chuckle...=) 5s...=)
Ashkicksass - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm particularly fond of anyone who spells naked, nekkid. I think it adds a whole new dimension to the word.
Bob O'Mara - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Hiilarious song and great ending. What a way to sicken people who were getting into your song!
Leo Jay - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS or this group. I'll give it a listen later. Is there a reason there are two parodies to this on the same day? Is this a current hot tune or something? I'm completely out of touch with contemporary pop...
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - well, I almost skipped over this completely because I don't really know ANY songs by Creed, but I thought I'd take a gander because your stuff is usually a really fun read even if I don't know the original song. I'll be checking that site that's listed in a bit.
Frankie - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh this is good! Funny as hell! Great job on the pacing, too! 5/5/5.
Spaff.com - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Frankie & BO'M - and Sisters Evenstar & Kicksnekkidass!

P-Rob & Lee OJ: Creed recently announced its breakup, but two parodies on the same day of "With Arms Wide Open" (a #1 hit from November 2000) is sheer serendipity. Rolling Stone's review of "Human Clay" (on which 'Arms' appears) calls Creed "ensconced in bluster....[singer Scott] Stapp, the son of a fundamentalist minister, is wrapped up in his rampages; his virile bray recalls those warriors who turn from bad to good in episodes of 'Hercules.'" You've been warned.
Jeff Reuben - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Very funny version!
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff - When I try to play it from that site address it keeps hanging up at :07 and then it stops and goes through the "Buffering" sequence all over again. After a couple tries it made it to :20 before stopping and "Re-Buffering". I get to the lyric "Well, I just heard..." each time. Maybe something is wrong with my PC, I've had trouble before trying to play tracks from windows players of various types. However, I just READ your parody (which I had not yet done to this point) and it is freaking HILARIOUS!! So, since the early consensus of all the voters is that the pace is fine I will go ahead and vote here. 5-5-5. OH...from your description in the above comments I DO recall catching a couple of Creed's songs while watching Video's on VH1 or MTV in the past. Scott Stapp must be the guy with the long, black hair and the permanently sincerely serious expression. He's rather hard to forget, no matter how hard one might try...
Leo Jay - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff, thanks for the explanation. If this was a big hit in 2000, then even a contempo-pop-averse bloke like me is likely to recognize the tune when I finally get around to giving it a listen. Anyway, your rep earns you an automatic 5 for pacing everytime, so based on the hilarious text here, I've given you your 555. Again.
Billy Florio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT!@!!!!!!!!!
Cookie-man - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
This song is AWESOME!!! I have to agree with Arwen about the soloist line and also with Ashkicksass and the whole nekkid thing. That is how my wife really thinks it is said and it still cracks me up! Great job Spaff! 555
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I knew as soon as I saw the title that this would be a gem. Great work. 5-62-5
zfunky1 - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Although Creed was one of several "Seattle Sound" bands, they were still one of my favorites. This was a fantastic parody!! Makes me wanna get "nekkid"!! All 5's for the mighty Spaff!!
2nz - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
What can I say, flawless. Great work, man. Truly a CREEDance Spaffwater debacle of a very high caliber. Spelling mistakes relevance aside, I gotta say, so far Capri wins for the most beatiful place I've ever seen, followed closely by Venice, with it's beautiful expensiveness, Florence, with it's naked man, and everywhere else, especially Amalfi, which I'm going to have a parody about when I gets back. Anyhow, great work. Ci Vediamo... no, I won't see you will I... buona sera, mi amico.
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jeffaroo & Lee OJ & Billy Don't Be A Florio & Cookie Monster (& your nekkid wife) & Ralphing Luke & zfunky1 (go right ahead).
P-Rob: Yeah, that's the guy. He does make rock & roll seem like a painful job, doesn't he?
Looney 2nz: Mille grazie. I look forward to hearing your trip report.
James Bond 007 - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This song was so funny that it was like I had to minimize it. This song is 100% funny.
Spaff.com - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, James. I assume you did that with one of Q's latest gadgets?
Jack Wilson - November 24, 2004 - Report this comment
This is hilarious! 555!
Matthias - December 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very, very funny. I must say. I'm doing a parody of the same song It's called... When Bars Come Open
Spaff.com - December 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx, Jackie & Matthias. Have you submitted yours yet?
Alice In Chains Fan - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
HA HA HA (LOL 1000x) That song made me laugh so hard I lost it and I was 99% about to blow my body apart like the 3rd verse where it said in capitals "I WANT BINNOCULARS" man that was so so so so so so funny.
Spaff.com - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
AIC Fan: Thanx (1000x).
Matthias - May 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep. Just like the truth it's out there my Spaffing Friend.
Spaff.com - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not sure I want to know exactly what you mean is "out there," Matthias. But thanx.
HERE'S ROBERT LUND'S RECORDING - January 15, 2008 - Report this comment
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/with_blinds.html
Jack Wilson - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome recording ,loved it
unKnownVoter - January 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear ViewMaster, So sorry that your view was . . .errr changed! Perhaps now you'll put away those binoculars !
Spaff.com - February 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jackie and unKnownVoter. I solemnly swear that I will never use the binoculars again. I now own a high-powered telescope.

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