Wow...this was good (liked the last verse best), but I'd like to hear "Paul McCartney's Phony Porn Star Hag"...and I bet everyone else who comments would too, right? 555

I don't know the person, but the pacing, etc. was outstanding.

Outstanding! This proves that Paul is human like the rest of us.

I think you're being a bit kind to her, personally ;-) I'd like to hear the Sgt Pepper parody, too (though you'd end up singing "Paul McCartney's phony" for half of it. I've been trying to work a joke into a parody: the one about the San Franciscan 49er who gets caught in a rock fall and is lying in hospital saying "I'm done for now. After all, who'd want a one-legged gold-digger?" - you can guess the punchline ;-)

I heard the only reason they're getting divorced is that Heather kept beating Paul at Twister...unfair advantage! Great stuff, Spaffster. 555

As someone who doesn't have enough uninjured joints to make one good leg, I can empathize with Heather... but as someone who's been considered crazy, I think calling her crazy is an insult to those only mildly disturbed. This woman has 54 cards in her deck, including two jokers! Loved the line about making Yoko look like a saint. Let's see, Spaff has now written a classic about Paul & Heather, and wrote one of the all-timers, "The Wreck of Ben Affleck & J-Lo"... Have you written one about Britney & K-Fed? If not, we need it!

Great recording, Spaff! Helluva last verse, too.

HAHAHAHA...good one...yes, yoko must be kicking up her heels

Poor poor Yoko, I like porn though, GOOD JOB!555 (Please don't tell anyone though, I AM STARIGHT! But I don't want to have them know I'm perverted!)

I'm Yoko For Spaff-o Puffs!!!! 5's

Liked the last verse the best

Just freakin awesome as usual,yeah Id like to hear the Sgt Pepper's one eithert hat "Paul McCartney's Phony One Legged Hag"

It is a Great Parody with an amazing synchronicity to the melody. I'm quite sure WMGK's ANDRE GARDNER will play it on his "Breakfast with the Beatles" Show any Sunday on Philadelphia's number one radio: 102.9 WMGK FM. Heather is a bitter BITCH and I'll be happy to kick her with her own prostetic leg on her you know what.

How interesting that Ms. Mills is younger than TOS (unlike yours truly).

You hit all the nails on their heads. Paul should get full custody of the kid and tell Heather to go paddle her own canoe, but that will never happen. She is going to end up with a million dollar settlement.

The Yoko line was great! Although actually the person who Heather REALLY makes look like a saint is Linda. Her musical talents may have been a bit suspect, but she kept Paul grounded, and happy.

If Paul doesn't want her, I'll take her!

Ravyn & Phil & Jackie: I don't know if I have the Sgt Pepper parody in me. Maybe just the reprise. I'd replace "one and only lonely" with "alimony trolling."

Adagio: Heather Mills is Paul McCartney's (soon-to-be-ex) second wife. It's time to renew that subscription to the Enquirer.

Tim: Human, maybe. Like the rest of us, no.

Kristof: But Paul always kicked her butt at Dance Dance Revolution.

Michael: I do Britney Spears ALL THE TIME:
www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jimmyboyd2.shtml
www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears176.shtml
www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/fountainsofwayne93.shtml
I think K-Fed has shown up once or twice.

Red & Alvin & PMS: Muchas gracias.

Joel: I promise not to tell anyone you're straight.

Matthias: Silly Stovey. Trix are for hos.

Beatles Forever: WMGK rules. That's where John DeBella lives. Since the signal doesn't reach Utah, however, you'll have to tell me if Andre Gardner plays it. As for breakfast with the Beatles, yum... I'll order a four of fish and finger pie.

Steve: Yeah. I wonder if she's heard of Wings.

2Eagle: I'll bet Paul would be thrilled spitless with a million dollar settlement.

Mason: Agreed. Linda and Yoko took way too much crap from the press. I think deep down everyone was jealous.

Yoidy: Just remember the pre-nup.

In that case, DON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT ME AT ALL!!(Nice recording btw, celebrity love's never true love, take it from Nick Lachey)

Fantastic Spaff!! I was trying to wright a spoof on Heather Mills my self but it looks like you bet me to the bunch line!! Good gong Spaff!!

Absolutely incredible!! The best parody I ever heard! A best seller!!

Just heard the recording AWESOME! Love it!
The kicking baby seals reminded me of this line from UHF
Crazy Ernie : If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next
hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right. I'm gonna club this
seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, to, cause I'm crazy.

Funny! I bet Paul wishes that he took Donald Trump's advice on a prenup now. Too late. She's gonna walk with a bundle of cash. Ya burn, ya learn. Great work 555

Yeah! Good gong Spaff!

Nicely done, as far as non-timeless parodies go.

What Claude Prez said. And I can't resist questioning whether awareness of situations like this is what led Teresa Heinz-Kerry to astutely obtain a pre-nup deal before marrying her current husband.

You got the voice!

Joel: Your secret is safe here; no one reads these comments.

Spoof-Man & Claude & Johnkins: Thanx. I believe Chuck Barris would call that a "gang gong."

Harris: You need to get out more. Heh heh.

Jackie: Don't tell anyone, but I've never that.

Michael: Thanx. I try not to listen to Donald Trump either.

Jake: You are a non-timeless beauty.

karlap: Several of them. In my head. Thanx.

eek! Ya should! Its awesome!

you're never short of a classic underplayed gag, Spaff, and the Yoko line was it - short and swee...er...bitter - 555

Jackie: Thanx for understanding my comment, even though I omitted the word "tapped."

s2art: Welcome back. Your absence was short and swee...er...bitter.

yes I would agre that Chuck Barris would have called that a "gang gong."