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Song Parodies -> "Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Has Anybody Seen My Gal?"

Original Performer:

The California Ramblers

Parody Song Title:

"Ten Foot Two, Skin of Blue"

Parody Written by:

Spaff.com

The Lyrics

Performed by Robert Lund. Inspired by Allan Sherman's 1963 parody title, "Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue." And by that hottie from Avatar.
Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Eyes the hue of Mountain Dew
You've gotta see my Na'vi gal

Each detail
Human scale
Except for her amazing tail!
My Avatarzan Na'vi gal

She's got live cornrows
A feline nose
Ears just like Spock's
Her fashion flair's
Kardashian bare
(Make a joke about Pandora's box)

Ten foot two
Skin of blue
Enjoy the wondrous 3-D view
My suavely lahv-ly Na'vi gal!

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adagio - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey Spaff!! Nice to see a familiar author. This was funny and unusual : ).

I got back into writing yesterday with a style that's unusual for me. Ah well...time will tell.

I was wondering how someone would make a parody about those 'creatures' 5's
Matthias - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Great work here Spaff... Not up to your usual hilarity but it was still pretty good to a fantastic movie and I loved the word "Avatarzan"
Old Man Ribber - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Like the movie, this is an all-time blockbuster! ;D
Peter Andersson - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I've been looking at the original lyrics för Roxy Music's "Avalon" but except for the perfect chorus I'd say it needs someone much smarter than me to pull of a parody on this theme. *hint, hint*
Michael Pacholek - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I thought this was going to be about Dr. Manhattan from "Watchmen." But then, who would you rather see: Billy Crudup (who lived up to his name by dumping Mary-Louise Parker while she was pregnant) or Zoe Saldana (who was out of this world even before Star Trek)?
Matthias - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
In responce to Michael, I also thought that this was going to be about "Watchmen"
NorCalCougaress - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
GRRRRRRRRREAT work ! Happy New Year to all the Staff at Spaff .
TJC - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
'Pandora's Box' indeed! Altogether too funny, Spaff--and yer net-net after Abysmal front-end points and Titanic marketing costs is still a blockbustin' $555 mil!
2Eagle - January 05, 2010 - Report this comment
Never forget the antiques - they inspire the best parodies. Did you know that there are really people with blue skin? They live in the Blue Ridge mountains.
Jack Wilson - January 06, 2010 - Report this comment
This was awesome! 5s
Spaff.com - January 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanx, Old Man Ribber & NorCalCougaress & Local Celebrity!

adagio: Glad to see you're still around. People may be able to quit Amiright, but they'll always stay addicted. Ya know?

Peter: I love the "Avalon" album and doing "Avatar" to the title track is intriguing. I'm afraid it's too gentle and atmospheric of an OS to work well as a parody, however. Care to prove me wrong?

Michael and Matthias: Dr. Manhattan would blend in fairly well on Pandora, wouldn't he? So would Mystique. And the Smurfs. Blue is the new not-blue.

TJC: T2 very much.

2Eagle: So what kind of people live in the Tetons?
Spoof-Man - February 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Another Winner!!
Spaff.com - February 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey - that's exactly what it said on the letter I just got from Publishers Clearing House.

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