Song Parodies -> What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town?
| Original Song Title: | "What's A Guy Gotta Do" |
| Original Performer: | Joe Nichols |
| Parody Song Title: | "What's a Guy Gotta Do to Be a Girl in This Town?" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
My first collaboration with Bo Reynolds. He proposed the title; I wrote the lyrics; he did everything else. Listen for it on the syndicated Bo Reynolds Show.
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Don't wanna be a Joe, so I'm Jolene bound
My last hope for a wedding is in a wedding gown
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Well ask anybody and you're sure to conclude
If you're male nobody buys you drinks or food
If you wanna get a job at the Hooters well yer screwed
So I don't understand why I gotta be a dude!
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
I said that to my ex, well she came unwound
But she's told me to change so I'll make the change profound
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Cruise all around the local barn dance
Maybe score some booze and maybe score romance
But I can't get no one there to give the guys like me a chance
Seems the only people scorin' are the people with implants!
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Adjust the furniture, move some stuff around
Add some rooms to the upstairs and shut the cellar down
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Had the doctor tell me, boy I got the trick
When I'm through with you, you'll be a bona-fide chick
A little nip and tuck and we will git-'er-done quick
But you shoulda seen me run - he tried to cut off my...beard
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Some people say I'm nuts 'cause I hang around
But I'll stick with my guy problems now that I have found
What a guy's gotta do to be a girl in this town!
What a guy's gotta do to be a girl in this town
Don't wanna be a Joe, so I'm Jolene bound
My last hope for a wedding is in a wedding gown
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Well ask anybody and you're sure to conclude
If you're male nobody buys you drinks or food
If you wanna get a job at the Hooters well yer screwed
So I don't understand why I gotta be a dude!
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
I said that to my ex, well she came unwound
But she's told me to change so I'll make the change profound
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Cruise all around the local barn dance
Maybe score some booze and maybe score romance
But I can't get no one there to give the guys like me a chance
Seems the only people scorin' are the people with implants!
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Adjust the furniture, move some stuff around
Add some rooms to the upstairs and shut the cellar down
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Had the doctor tell me, boy I got the trick
When I'm through with you, you'll be a bona-fide chick
A little nip and tuck and we will git-'er-done quick
But you shoulda seen me run - he tried to cut off my...beard
What's a guy gotta do to be a girl in this town?
Some people say I'm nuts 'cause I hang around
But I'll stick with my guy problems now that I have found
What a guy's gotta do to be a girl in this town!
What a guy's gotta do to be a girl in this town
(c) 2005+ Man with a Mammary
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DKTOS but it worked just as well read as poetry...nice job..5s
Don't Know The Original Song? It's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos
Good one! Favorite line: "Add some rooms to the upstairs and shut the cellar down". 555
LMAO... this is one of the best ones you've written... and man, I REALLY hate the original....
I had to give it off to you Spaff, your one of the only parody writers who actually do country, well you and me. The cowboys hat's off to you pardner, I reckon. Plus I had an idea about a sex change as well, a parody of Alan Jackson's Back When, called Back When (Before The Sex Change)... so, yep...
DKTOS but still a funny read - if this isn't a case for www.reclaimthepants.com I'll cut off my...beard too (having grown one of course....
.a ...beard that is, er.....oh yes! 555
.a ...beard that is, er.....oh yes! 555
There can never be enough Joe Nichols parody-ing on the site. Good work.
LOVED IT! 555!
Thanx, scholar rhodes & Ricksy & McFist & Matthias (I'll look for yours) & s2art mcRthR & M of MA & Local Celebrity & whoever the two mystery voters were. Additional warm-fuzzy thanx to those of you who checked this out without even knowing the original. That's above and beyond the call. I hope to have a copy of the recording to post soon.
Spaff here's the Back When parody I wrote just to spite you... sorry... http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/timmagraw0.shtml
(Already rated awhile back) You know, I've giving this a lot of thought and I just can't imagine what possible incentive you'd have to want to be a girl, Spaff! :D
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