Song Parodies -> My Men's Room Date's a Senator
| Original Song Title: | "Centerfold" |
| Original Performer: | The J. Geils Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Men's Room Date's a Senator" |
| Parody Written by: | Spaff.com |
Humor me. Pronounce it "sen-a-TOR."
Concourse B? Concourse D?
Concourse S and M?
I like the airport men's rooms
'Cause they frequently have men
One guy sat beside me
And tapped my one-inch wall
We made a tight connection
In that tight airport stall
Weeks go by and there's my bathroom boyfriend on C-SPAN!
Ironic he's Republican - that ends with "public can"!
[CHORUS:]
I flush to score!
My hot spot is a cold tile floor!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)
My john's hardcore!
It's number two that I adore!
(Doo doo da doo doo doo)
My men's room date's a senator
First he peeked in through my door
While I pretended to go full-bore
I made faces I made sounds
But that just made him swoon
Soon he's in the next-door loo
Nudgin' me with his ortho shoe
Something made it clear to me
That we'd have congress soon
Who knows who's beside you?
This restroom game's a rush
How lucky I got dealt a queen
To help complete my flush!
[CHORUS]
It's okay, I understand
You're still a family values man
But if you blame your real wide stance
You must have ultra-stretchy pants
They'll make fun, yes they will
Let those bloggers mock us
But I'll stand up (or sit) for you
And help you with your caucus
The right wing should be proud, you know
You put the ho in Idaho
Oh no, don't let 'em spoil it
Oh yeah, I'll meet you in the toilet!
[CHORUS]
[Now whistle. It's a signal.]
Concourse S and M?
I like the airport men's rooms
'Cause they frequently have men
One guy sat beside me
And tapped my one-inch wall
We made a tight connection
In that tight airport stall
Weeks go by and there's my bathroom boyfriend on C-SPAN!
Ironic he's Republican - that ends with "public can"!
[CHORUS:]
I flush to score!
My hot spot is a cold tile floor!
My men's room date's a senator
(Men's room date's a senator)
My john's hardcore!
It's number two that I adore!
(Doo doo da doo doo doo)
My men's room date's a senator
First he peeked in through my door
While I pretended to go full-bore
I made faces I made sounds
But that just made him swoon
Soon he's in the next-door loo
Nudgin' me with his ortho shoe
Something made it clear to me
That we'd have congress soon
Who knows who's beside you?
This restroom game's a rush
How lucky I got dealt a queen
To help complete my flush!
[CHORUS]
It's okay, I understand
You're still a family values man
But if you blame your real wide stance
You must have ultra-stretchy pants
They'll make fun, yes they will
Let those bloggers mock us
But I'll stand up (or sit) for you
And help you with your caucus
The right wing should be proud, you know
You put the ho in Idaho
Oh no, don't let 'em spoil it
Oh yeah, I'll meet you in the toilet!
[CHORUS]
[Now whistle. It's a signal.]
(c) 2007+ Spaff.com
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Brilliant as usual, if not more so. Is Robert Lund going to record this for FUMP?
A pun-ishing Larrody!
Bwahahaha! Concur with Ethan, this must be recorded.
Some #5's for this ode to #2.
I sang "sen-a-TOR."
Another installment of "Republican Hypocrites Gone Wild!" By now, it must be installment number 5.
Heh, heh, heh... Re-"Public Can". That was hilarious as usual Spaff.
I always wondered what kind of weirdo would write such sick things on the walls. Figures it's a politician. Fantastic stuff, as always; now THIS is how you write a toilet parody.
Can't simply record this, you have *got* to do a video...
outstanding....especially liked the queen / flush line
What Matthias said... spotting the pun that was already there that no one else has seen makes this unique among the many on the topic.
This was awesome! 5s Im with Phil
Very good, 555.
You make it look SO dang easy, Spaff! This is a classic....more puns for your dollar than all today's other parodies put together. Bra-freakin-vo! 555+
Thank you for reminding us what congress is a synonym for. Excellent stuff, Spaff, particularly the Idaho line and the queen/flush couplet.
WOW. . .and the OS. . .WOW. . .a spaff classic no doubt, if you record this don't forget to send it to me, I'd love to have this on the show.
Are you saying that those Senators on their knees are not praying? Ditto on Kristof's comment.
Spaff -
bob
Wow, that is so funny on so many levels—packed full of double entendres and couldn't have picked a better OS. Spaff should teach courses in this, so weirdos like me the world over can gain enlightenment.
just fantastic - brilliant Spaff comic ideas seemingly out of nowhere, and bulletproof pacing that makes it a delight to read - 555
You're a genius Spaff!
Incredible yet again, Spaff! ... With the bar set so high time and time again, the rest of us are, practically speaking, just fools in some perverse limbo contest. I think my last line in the following sums it up: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/tomleherer0.shtml
Thank you, everyone. Y'all are too kind. I caught the messageboard discussion a while back about how it pays to vary parody choruses. I agree. The day the news broke, however, I swore I wouldn't go to bed until I had something written and submitted to Amiright. At 2:30 AM, I concluded that this is one of those occasions where it's a better artistic choice to repeat the chorus. Heh. Thanks for not holding it against me.
As for whether Robert Lund is going to record this, well, I sent it to him a week ago, and I stopped holding my breath a few days later. Because it hurt. He's working on a new CD of political material, however, so there's always a chance.
And I just gotta say: Comments from Claude Prez and Billy Florio?! I have to keep checking my clock because it must be 2003.
As for whether Robert Lund is going to record this, well, I sent it to him a week ago, and I stopped holding my breath a few days later. Because it hurt. He's working on a new CD of political material, however, so there's always a chance.
And I just gotta say: Comments from Claude Prez and Billy Florio?! I have to keep checking my clock because it must be 2003.
http://www.spaff.com/poesy/senator.html
That recording is HILARIOUS, love, love,love it, plus iM a huge fan of the OS, Ive even parodied it twice, so thats a plus.
Thanx, Jackie. The recording is available as a free download from The FuMP until Oct 18th or so. (Follow the link in the Sept 21 comment.)
Totally boring.
Hey there, Bill. I hear Larry's back on the market. Hold me back.
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